Giving a BJ...anyone else feel like it's the greatest feeling in the world?

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nemss said:
My wife does this, so guys, recommend this to your better half.

If you squeeze your thumb on your left hand into your palm, your gag reflex goes away.

Let the deep throat commence!
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This is gonna end with lots of puked dicks.
 
Binabik15 said:
I can't compare it, but I bet a nice, warm, wet vulva is much more awesome to kiss and tongue with than a dick poking your mouth or face. A girl gasping every time you tickle her clitoris can't be beat, sorry.
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Apparently at best, there are only three categories of sexuality with no gradation inbetween.

And at worst, anyone with a single sexual thought to someone of their own gender is a ticking time bomb of homosexuality.

You learn something new every day.
 
Binabik15 said:
I can't compare it, but I bet a nice, warm, wet vulva is much more awesome to kiss and tongue with than a dick poking your mouth or face. A girl gasping every time you tickle her clitoris can't be beat, sorry.
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Don't knock it til ya try it. You can get a guy in the same position and it feels pretty much as awesome as this post describes, I think. -v

neorej said:
The empowerment of cunnilingus when you've got the technique down is great. You can bring her to the point of cumming and stop right there. Do it a couple of times and she'll be squirming an begging.
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Devolution said:
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great now i'm gay again

thanks devo!
 
I'm an inherently selfish person and giving others pleasure has never pleased me.

But I'm certainly glad it pleases others to please me!
 
Well... I've gone down on women before and I consider myself 110% homo. There's just something about getting someone off that's always turned me on I guess. Maybe it's the ego boost you get? I dunno. But I kinda see where the OP is coming from.
 
Elija2 said:
But isn't regular sex like that as well (unless you're bad at it, but you can be bad at giving a blowjob too)?
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Not the same. During sex both partners are active trying to satisfying each other (or themselves). Blowjob/Cunnilingus is one giver, one receiver. So getting the gratification of pleasing the one receiving is a pleasure for the giver.
 
CaptainGyro said:
I consider myself an atheist but I still worship Jesus and God on occasion and think it's the best feeling in the world
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Off topic but I consider myself agnostic but I still feel good after a good prayer, or (wholeheartedly) thanking God/god for when something good happens. Secular meditation and just being grateful in general don't always do it for me.

On-topic, I consider the OP straight but sexually open or with a fetish. I mean there are those guys who consider themselves straight, but get turned on when they see a crossdessing man. However, when the man dresses like a man the boner goes away. This is comparable.
 
I usually end up thinking of football when I receive one. I know Americans attempt to think of baseball in order to keep them in the game but for me, that shit is autopilot.

Am I normal GAF?
 
nemss said:
My wife does this, so guys, recommend this to your better half.

If you squeeze your thumb on your left hand into your palm, your gag reflex goes away.

Let the deep throat commence!
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I don't think that's true for everyone...I have tried that.
 
nemss said:
My wife does this, so guys, recommend this to your better half.

If you squeeze your thumb on your left hand into your palm, your gag reflex goes away.

Let the deep throat commence!
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Also, this thread is the tits. Another GAF classic.

Never given nor do I plan on giving a BJ, but I could imagine it's a pretty fun experience if you're into that sort of thing. I mean, eating bananas and ice cream pops is pretty damn enjoyable, it can't be too far off I'd imagine. Except, you know, with the ejaculate, and stuff.
 
Thread depresses me kuz I haven't gotten a BJ in over a year. Hell sex is scarce too. Married life with child here. Fapping is my only pleasure throughout my week.
 
CaptainGyro said:
Well there's a reason I used atheist and not agnostic
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It remains a bad analogy. It's not like religious belief is particularly simple, either. It's incredibly easy to imagine an atheist who occasionally goes to church, for example, partly because I'm an atheist who occasionally goes to church.

If you were trying to make the opposite point, however, the analogy would be somewhat more reasonable.
 
marrec said:
Well it depends, but I think for purposes of this discussion we should limit it to actual dicks and not fake dicks.



I suppose that would be something that this person would be attracted to, but in the hypothetical they would also gain sexual satisfaction from sucking a dude's dick.



Yes, but if the 'thing' you attracted to is the power of giving a blowjob and not the dude it's attached to, then I wouldn't identify you as gay.
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If the thing you're attracted to is the power of giving a blowjob then the thing you're attracted to is the power it has over the man getting the blow job. Without him there is no power to be had. Either way it's you attracted to a situation where you're blowing a guy because you want to blow a guy.

That same guy could have the same power over a woman by giving her oral sex, but he's choosing to do it to a man because he likes the way it makes him feel.
 
RoySFNR said:
I usually end up thinking of football when I receive one. I know Americans attempt to think of baseball in order to keep them in the game but for me, that shit is autopilot.

Am I normal GAF?
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No idea, but this reminded me of that episode of Friends where Ross reveals he had a threesome with his ex wife and her lover, and when they didn't pay any attention to him he went to make a sandwich while the women kept screwing in his bed.

Are you Ross Geller?
 
anaslexy said:
I clicked in anticipation thinking a girl posted this and then......BOOM!
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You knew better. And you can see the thread starter before you click.


edit: I refuse to let a woman wield this much power over me. <--actually I forgot how the phrase goes :( fuck this is going to really annoy me.
 
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