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[Omega]

Lol @ at some of you guys assigning titles to him like some kind of orientation police.

I'm a gay guy that likes boobs. Would you all insist that I'm bisexual if I'm really only attracted to boobs, despite my years upon years upon years of banging men, blowing men, making out with men, dating men, etc.

I've also had sex with women and enjoyed it quite a bit, but do I consider myself bisexual by any stretch of the imagination? Hell no. Having random people tell me what I am makes me chuckle because it's not as simple as black, white, or bi.

Cheers to you, OP! Feel free to drop by my place sometime. Lol

uh, that's not how this works.

If you have sex with men and women, and enjoy both, that makes you bisexual.

That's kind of what definitions are for..

Just because you say you're something, doesn't mean you actually are.

 

[iamvin22]

ok where did this thread come from? subbed.

 

[Soulscribe]

uh, that's not how this works.

If you have sex with men and women, and enjoy both, that makes you bisexual.

That's kind of what definitions are for..

Just because you say you're something, doesn't mean you actually are.

I think there's some ambiguity between the statistical side of sexual orientation and the cultural assignment of the term. Based on the fact that I've had sex with both men and women you can say that, given the exposure to both, I would be bisexual. But culturally someone who is bisexual is more likely someone who's actively assigned to the term, meaning they stake out sex and/or relationships with both sexes on some meaningful, deliberate level. If I'm drunk and I enjoy having sex with this woman but consider it more to be a taboo/bizarre exception than a consisten part of my lifestyle, then I feel it's more apt to say that I'm a "gay man who's had some bisexual relations" than simply a bisexual.

Reading what the OP said, he seems like a straight guy who has a bisexual kink. And I think most people in the world have at least one bisexual exception, so by your "statistical" definition most people are potentially bisexual. But I don't think it takes one transaction to suddenly be re-assigned a sexual orientation. lol

 

[Fudgepuppy]

After you've gone down the hole that is called porn addiction, labels soon drop their meaning.

Mike Adriano does nothing but brutal anal with the tightest pornstars, and yet he constantly gets licked in the asshole by the very same actors.

Point is, dude just wants a good time and doesn't seem to care how.

Everyone's probably a bit bi since you don't fall in love with gender roles or genders; you fall in love with people. Some people are just less inhibited.

Now I don't think I could ever suck a dick, I haven't met a dude yet I'd want to give oral to so I don't really know.

I would say though that the OP is not possible to label. Having sucked a dick doesn't necessarily mean you find men attractive or that you want to do it again; it just means you put a human appendage in your mouth.

 

[notworksafe]

And I think most people in the world have at least one bisexual exception, so by your "statistical" definition most people are potentially bisexual.

 

[Demon Ice]

Between this thread and the one about the Gaffer trapped in their date's bathroom, GAF OT is on fire today.

 

[Solo]

I invited him in, and he started complimenting me and then next thing I know I was giving a BJ.

This part just slays me.

"Hey Frank, how's it going? Man, you look great! Have you been working out? Love what you've done with your hair and that's a great shirt you're wearing. How about you suck my cock?"

 

[Funky Papa]

This part just slays me.

"Hey Frank, how's it going? Man, you look great! Have you been working out? Love what you've done with your hair and that's a great shirt you're wearing. How about you suck my cock?"

Hey man, it happens.

 

[jorma]

And I think most people in the world have at least one bisexual exception, so by your "statistical" definition most people are potentially bisexual.

Uhm. Citation needed.

 

[anaron]

Lol at all the "experts" defining someone else's orientation.

 

[BFIB]

I think there's some ambiguity between the statistical side of sexual orientation and the cultural assignment of the term. Based on the fact that I've had sex with both men and women you can say that, given the exposure to both, I would be bisexual. But culturally someone who is bisexual is more likely someone who's actively assigned to the term, meaning they stake out sex and/or relationships with both sexes on some meaningful, deliberate level. If I'm drunk and I enjoy having sex with this woman but consider it more to be a taboo/bizarre exception than a consisten part of my lifestyle, then I feel it's more apt to say that I'm a "gay man who's had some bisexual relations" than simply a bisexual.

Reading what the OP said, he seems like a straight guy who has a bisexual kink. And I think most people in the world have at least one bisexual exception, so by your "statistical" definition most people are potentially bisexual. But I don't think it takes one transaction to suddenly be re-assigned a sexual orientation. lol

I was bent over filling up a bathtub once and my dog came up and licked my low hanging fruit. Does that count?

 

[Imtey]

To people calling OP gay/bi/not totally straight, do you guys think getting a strap on stuck up your ass (pegging?) by a girl gay in any way?

(just curious....)

 

[Doc Holliday]

To people calling OP gay/bi/not totally straight, do you guys think getting a strap on stuck up your ass (pegging?) by a girl gay in any way?

(just curious....)

Nope, maybe kinky but not gay hehe. The key word being girl.

 

[Acorn]

I was bent over filling up a bathtub once and my dog came up and licked my low hanging fruit. Does that count?

Avatar quote.

 

[ronito]

To people calling OP gay/bi/not totally straight, do you guys think getting a strap on stuck up your ass (pegging?) by a girl gay in any way?

(just curious....)

Nope.

Now if you have her dress up like a lumberjack, paint a beard on her and call her Brian while she does it? That's something else.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Nope.

Now if you her dress up like a lumberjack, paint a beard on her and call her Brian while she does it? That's something else.

Ok i laughed lol

 

[RionaaM]

I was bent over filling up a bathtub once and my dog came up and licked my low hanging fruit. Does that count?

I don't think so, but then again most people in the world have at least one zoophilic exception. Good think you found yours!

 

[I speel my dreenk]

I'm sorry if you've already answered this question already but do you plan on sucking more dicks in the future? I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be too tough to setup.

Spoiler

Also, the most offensive thing about this thread to me is that you didn't even have the courtesy to finish.

Given the circumstances of the encounter I don't know that courtesy is the word I would use, but I'm a little surprised that he went as far as all that and didn't - out of sheer curiosity, if nothing else - go all the way.

 

[Jaffaboy]

To people calling OP gay/bi/not totally straight, do you guys think getting a strap on stuck up your ass (pegging?) by a girl gay in any way?

(just curious....)

No, though this reminded me of a conversation I had with a guy who thought jerking it was a bit gay because you're like, enjoying a penis.

 

[blame space]

is pooping gay?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

To people calling OP gay/bi/not totally straight, do you guys think getting a strap on stuck up your ass (pegging?) by a girl gay in any way?

(just curious....)

Not gay at all.

But I got a thing about my butt, so I wouldn't wanna engage in that.

I also don't find anal all that sexy so I probably wouldn't wanna do that to my girl. Future girl.

Unless she says I have to.

 

[freenudemacusers]

is pooping gay?

only when you squeeze it back up a little bit to break it up so it doesn't clog the toilet.

 

[Grinchy]

is pooping gay?

Maybe if it touches your balls?

 

[Outlaw]

To people calling OP gay/bi/not totally straight, do you guys think getting a strap on stuck up your ass (pegging?) by a girl gay in any way?

(just curious....)

Totally. Exit only.

 

[Meccanical]

Not gay at all.

But I got a thing about my butt, so I wouldn't wanna engage in that.

I also don't find anal all that sexy so I probably wouldn't wanna do that to my girl. Future girl.

Unless she says I have to.

So this is another question.

If a girl forces you to sodomize her, who was raped?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

So this is another question.

If a girl forces you to sodomize her, who was raped?

Like, forces you at gunpoint or via emotional blackmail?

 

[Meccanical]

Like, forces you at gunpoint or via emotional blackmail?

Whichever is more interesting.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Whichever is more interesting.

Well, if we're considering sodomy as just 'non-vaginal sex', then you were raped cause you had to engage in sexual activity against your will and without proper consent.

So if a girl forces you to sodomize her, you are being raped.

Right?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Maybe if it touches your balls?

but that means we are all gay, since as infants it gets all over the place.

 

[Messofanego]

only when you squeeze it back up a little bit to break it up so it doesn't clog the toilet.

That doesn't sound right. Your anus isn't some scratching record.

 

[MagicWithEarvin]

is pooping gay?

lol

 

[RockTurtle]

So this is another question.

If a girl forces you to sodomize her, who was raped?

funny thing, there was a story out a while ago about 2 drunk people. there was a picture taken of a drunk woman getting head from a guy right outside a club. he was kneeling and she was grinding his head into her cooch. pictures come out, she gets embarrased and she files for rape for the cunnilingus that she was participating in since she was drunk and thus not really consent (both were drunk out of their minds).

Gaf had a blast discussing who raped who.

 

[Krakn3Dfx]

 

[Meccanical]

Well, if we're considering sodomy as just 'non-vaginal sex', then you were raped cause you had to engage in sexual activity against your will and without proper consent.

So if a girl forces you to sodomize her, you are being raped.

Right?

Nope, according to tumblr men can't be raped and women can't rape.

So the answer is you raped her against your will.

funny thing, there was a story out a while ago about 2 drunk people. there was a picture taken of a drunk woman getting head from a guy right outside a club. he was kneeling and she was grinding his head into her cooch. pictures come out, she gets embarrased and she files for rape for the cunnilingus that she was participating in since she was drunk and thus not really consent (both were drunk out of their minds).

Case in point.

 

[CadetMahoney]

OP should upgrade from this

to this

 

[PhoenixDark]

To people calling OP gay/bi/not totally straight, do you guys think getting a strap on stuck up your ass (pegging?) by a girl gay in any way?

(just curious....)

Yes. I just see giving a bj and getting banged in the ass (by anyone) as exclusive to the gay or bi side of the pool. Not knocking it or looking down on it.

 

[Riki]

Why do we even need these labels? People should just do what they like when it comes to sex as long as they aren't hurting anyone (unless that person is in to it).

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Nope, according to tumblr men can't be raped and women can't rape.

So the answer is you raped her against your will.




Case in point.

 

[Oyashiro]

Smh at the people calling him bisexual and denying his own identity. Let the man live.

Gay dude here, giving and receiving blowjobs is awesome. Good on you, man.

 

[freenudemacusers]

That doesn't sound right. Your anus isn't some scratching record.

try it sometime

 

[VALKYRAY]

some straight guy enjoy recieving anal from GF wearing a strap on.
if naked dudes dont turn you on then you dont qualify as gay or bi.

 

[klausbert]

You guys need to stop labeling people. Gay guys can fuck women and still be gay, heterosexual guys can blow men and still be heterosexual, wine can be yellow, taste like beer, have foam and still be wine, an Ipad that is a stone can still be an Ipad and a hamster can be an alligator if it wants to. I can't believe those people trying to categorize everything!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

When he came did you suck his nut like this?

You didn't? You lost.

When you suck cock, you do it to win.

You didn't win.

Go suck another one until you get that just reward.

 

[Replicant]

OP should upgrade from this

to this

More like from the two above to this:

 

[SpaceShark]

:O

Is this from Community? For REAL?!

 

[Femmeworth]

Solution: meet a woman with a penis.

 

[wenis]

of all these people posting in here... all of you. I hope someone has been sitting at their desk or with their phone out or a laptop while sitting on the john...

someone has kinda thought about

just how great is sucking a dick? hmmmm....

a wry smile crept across your face, did it not?

 

[How About No]

Would totally let Bailey Jay and Sarina Valentina double team me. I'm totally hetero.

More like from the two above to this:

 

[MikeMyers]

The best thing about sucking cock is when he gets really into it and lightly touches your hair as he rams it into your mouth. You look up at him with big doe eyes while licking the head, and send a shiver down his spine.

They say that giving a blowjob and even swallowing are passive. But no, they are dominant, honey. Making a man turn to jello with only your tongue is the greatest of secrets, and the most seductive of "sins".

Now that I've turned you on, do your hardest to find another man.

I've always wondered if people enjoyed giving blowjobs. This thread has shown me people do!

 

[Onion_Relish]

The best thing about sucking cock is when he gets really into it and lightly touches your hair as he rams it into your mouth. You look up at him with big doe eyes while licking the head, and send a shiver down his spine.

They say that giving a blowjob and even swallowing are passive. But no, they are dominant, honey. Making a man turn to jello with only your tongue is the greatest of secrets, and the most seductive of "sins".

Now that I've turned you on, do your hardest to find another man.

This wasn't what I had in mind.