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[FallingEdge]

The best thing about sucking cock is when he gets really into it and lightly touches your hair as he rams it into your mouth. You look up at him with big doe eyes while licking the head, and send a shiver down his spine.

They say that giving a blowjob and even swallowing are passive. But no, they are dominant, honey. Making a man turn to jello with only your tongue is the greatest of secrets, and the most seductive of "sins".

Now that I've turned you on, do your hardest to find another man.

 

[Femmeworth]

Don't do this, she will have problems getting it up and keeping it up and chances are, she won't like anyone touching it anyways. Having sex with a transwoman isn't like porn.

True, I should have added some qualifiers.

 

[CartridgeBlower]

I'm always shocked at the stuff people post considering right above this forum is a gaming forum where teenagers, kids, and most likely children regularly visit and post. People literally give it no thought that kids are probably reading threads like this, do they?

 

[royalan]

I'm always shocked at the stuff people post considering right above this forum is a gaming forum where teenagers, kids, and most likely children regularly visit and post. People literally give it no thought that kids are probably reading threads like this, do they?

No.

And why should we?

 

[-COOLIO-]

Giving a bj, receiving a bj; I don't care so long as everyone in this thread is having sex.

this is a great sentiment to close the thread out on.

I'm always shocked at the stuff people post considering right above this forum is a gaming forum where teenagers, kids, and most likely children regularly visit and post. People literally give it no thought that kids are probably reading threads like this, do they?

blowjobs are awesome, teens should responsibly be giving and receiving blowjobs.

 

[Sai-kun]

I'm always shocked at the stuff people post considering right above this forum is a gaming forum where teenagers, kids, and most likely children regularly visit and post. People literally give it no thought that kids are probably reading threads like this, do they?

I don't think I've ever known of any members younger than 16-17. Why would I censor myself?

 

[Alrus]

I'm always shocked at the stuff people post considering right above this forum is a gaming forum where teenagers, kids, and most likely children regularly visit and post. People literally give it no thought that kids are probably reading threads like this, do they?

Teenagers and kids old enough to know about a video game forum reading about sex? The horror.

 

[Talon]

I'm always shocked at the stuff people post considering right above this forum is a gaming forum where teenagers, kids, and most likely children regularly visit and post. People literally give it no thought that kids are probably reading threads like this, do they?

.

 

[Replicant]

I'm always shocked at the stuff people post considering right above this forum is a gaming forum where teenagers, kids, and most likely children regularly visit and post. People literally give it no thought that kids are probably reading threads like this, do they?

God forbids kids know about sex. Let alone gay sex!

 

[JaceR]

gaf.... i have never nutted from a blow job... i feel like im missing out on something glorious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dGhsRsHXP8&t=7m23s

 

[Wynnebeck]

Had my girlfriend request once that I give her the dominant role for the session (we're kinda into the whole power thing) and her first order was for me to lay there and take her giving me a bj without touching her at all and I had to watch the entire time. So she is staring at me with these big brown eyes looking empowered as all hell and she is just having a grand ol time making me shiver and what not. After about 30 minutes she stops and I play with her a little. Homegirl is literally dripping wet. I asked her what happened. "I love the feeling of you in my mouth and the power it brings." I'm a believer.

 

[Nameless]

I'm always shocked at the stuff people post considering right above this forum is a gaming forum where teenagers, kids, and most likely children regularly visit and post. People literally give it no thought that kids are probably reading threads like this, do they?

If a kid has found his way on to GAF, they've long waded out into the cum filled depths of the internet.

 

[metalslimer]

Had my girlfriend request once that I give her the dominant role for the session (we're kinda into the whole power thing) and her first order was for me to lay there and take her giving me a bj without touching her at all and I had to watch the entire time. So she is staring at me with these big brown eyes looking empowered as all hell and she is just having a grand ol time making me shiver and what not. After about 30 minutes she stops and I play with her a little. Homegirl is literally dripping wet. I asked her what happened. "I love the feeling of you in my mouth and the power it brings." I'm a believer.

Yep, really is an empowering position rather than submissive one its usually thought as.

 

[Acorn]

Had my girlfriend request once that I give her the dominant role for the session (we're kinda into the whole power thing) and her first order was for me to lay there and take her giving me a bj without touching her at all and I had to watch the entire time. So she is staring at me with these big brown eyes looking empowered as all hell and she is just having a grand ol time making me shiver and what not. After about 30 minutes she stops and I play with her a little. Homegirl is literally dripping wet. I asked her what happened. "I love the feeling of you in my mouth and the power it brings." I'm a believer.

She's a keeper.

 

[reddmyst]

Had my girlfriend request once that I give her the dominant role for the session (we're kinda into the whole power thing) and her first order was for me to lay there and take her giving me a bj without touching her at all and I had to watch the entire time. So she is staring at me with these big brown eyes looking empowered as all hell and she is just having a grand ol time making me shiver and what not. After about 30 minutes she stops and I play with her a little. Homegirl is literally dripping wet. I asked her what happened. "I love the feeling of you in my mouth and the power it brings." I'm a believer.

You made me even more of a believer.

I salute you.

 

[SpaceShark]

Had my girlfriend request once that I give her the dominant role for the session (we're kinda into the whole power thing) and her first order was for me to lay there and take her giving me a bj without touching her at all and I had to watch the entire time. So she is staring at me with these big brown eyes looking empowered as all hell and she is just having a grand ol time making me shiver and what not. After about 30 minutes she stops and I play with her a little. Homegirl is literally dripping wet. I asked her what happened. "I love the feeling of you in my mouth and the power it brings." I'm a believer.

This post has inspired me to tell my wife I'm a submissive.

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

I'm sorry if you've already answered this question already but do you plan on sucking more dicks in the future? I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be too tough to setup.

Spoiler

Also, the most offensive thing about this thread to me is that you didn't even have the courtesy to finish.

Well, yeah, I chickened out. Am I a monster? Perhaps. But in all seriousness I do think I was perfectly in my right to decide how far I wanted to go since it was my bedroom and all.

Honestly I wish I did finish though, because now I feel like I missed out on the best part. I always failed the Sit-And-Reach test for the Presidential Fitness Test so I've never been able to test it on my own. Sadly I'm not flexible at all.

Also, honestly after I saw the two-dick guy thread I thought "wow, how awesome would it be to blow that guy and get famous?". And I admit, I would suck cock for a raise or promotion, or to get an acting job if that ever arose. Or any celebrity really, I'd blow for the thrill of doing a famous guy, but beyond that I don't plan to do it like casually with regular dudes.

why hasn't op answered my question?

Pretty sure I used some tongue. I think I have a pretty great tongue, if I do say so myself. Also I think I have good lips too. I never asked the dude (or ever talked to him again, I was too embarrassed) if he thought it was great, but he seemed to enjoy it. Maybe I'll ask him on Facebook if I can find him?

OP should upgrade from this

to this

Now, see, I find this attractive and it turns me on. Although perhaps it may be me subconsciously wanting to be a cute girl like that who can do a tease like that....but I'm pretty sure I just like cute girls.

I'm always shocked at the stuff people post considering right above this forum is a gaming forum where teenagers, kids, and most likely children regularly visit and post. People literally give it no thought that kids are probably reading threads like this, do they?

Well, I didn't make it explicit whatsoever, I mean it's not like I went into graphic detail. I didn't feel it was any worse than the fapping at work thread (I've never done that, btw, that's weird).

 

[Aske]

Haven't read the whole thread, but I thought we had a word to describe people who self-identify as straight despite engaging in sex acts with the same gender: heteroflexible.

I'm sure someone else has pointed this out by now, but since some people still seem confounded by the apparent paradox I figured it was worth mentioning.

 

[Omega]

I'm always shocked at the stuff people post considering right above this forum is a gaming forum where teenagers, kids, and most likely children regularly visit and post. People literally give it no thought that kids are probably reading threads like this, do they?

1. they're probably too busy arguing about how ps4 or xbone sux

2. It's the internet. I'm pretty sure everyone has watched porn at least once before they visited gaf

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

The best thing about sucking cock is when he gets really into it and lightly touches your hair as he rams it into your mouth. You look up at him with big doe eyes while licking the head, and send a shiver down his spine.

They say that giving a blowjob and even swallowing are passive. But no, they are dominant, honey. Making a man turn to jello with only your tongue is the greatest of secrets, and the most seductive of "sins".

Now that I've turned you on, do your hardest to find another man.

Oooooohhhhhh my

 

[jakncoke]

I'm always shocked at the stuff people post considering right above this forum is a gaming forum where teenagers, kids, and most likely children regularly visit and post. People literally give it no thought that kids are probably reading threads like this, do they?

I imagined woody allen preaching this and it made the post so funny to me.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

Oooooohhhhhh my

 

[MrOogieBoogie]

Blowjobs are magical.

First time I got a BJ the girl swallowed. I was so taken aback by her act of kindness that I actually said to her, "Wow, um, thank you." Because 1) it felt fucking amazing, and 2) there was no cleanup to be done.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

I'm always shocked at the stuff people post considering right above this forum is a gaming forum where teenagers, kids, and most likely children regularly visit and post. People literally give it no thought that kids are probably reading threads like this, do they?

A fair point, NeoGAF dot com user CartridgeBlower

 

[Mieu]

Hi TS,

Can we be friends? ^_^v Seriously...

BR,
Meoww.....

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Giving a bj, receiving a bj; I don't care so long as everyone in this thread is having sex.

Help a fella out

 

[Tyydal]

It's all fun and games until one of you forgets to say no homo.

 

[Van Owen]

I'm all for empowering women by putting my dick in their mouths.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

After reading that post my nose will bleed forever

 

[Wynnebeck]

Yep, really is an empowering position rather than submissive one its usually thought as.

Your girl is on the right track~

She's a keeper.

You made me even more of a believer.

I salute you.

Yeah, now that she knows I turn into putty in her mouth, she's pounced on me a few times when I least expect it. I'm not complaining though lol.

This post has inspired me to tell my wife I'm a submissive.

I love being a switch. When she wants to take over, I'm a lamb. When she wants it rough, I turn into Lou Ferrigno lol.

 

[zorlaczerohero]

I ate out a girl with an unusually large clitoris...does that count?

I once knew a girl who had 6 inches, it wasn't bigger than my willy.

Spoiler

honest! cough

But a sex act of any kind can not define sexuality. To set a point of Human intimacy or contact that defines you as Homosexual, Bisexual or Heterosexual is absurd. Is a hooker who does 3-somes Bisexual? Maybe, or maybe it's for the extra cash and has nothing to do with someones innate sexuality. Put a hole in a room, with a sign saying "Best BJ ever! Free!", if you try it and without knowing it's a guy giving the goods, does that make you Bi? Of course not. I feel the term "Sexuality" is ill used in defining erm, well, sexuality. Sex, attraction, pleasure and love are all different things. None alone can define what you like and what you are, only you can do that.

On a final note if we have to give people a label, I personally feel everyone is Bisexual, to varying degrees. Most just won't admit it.

Married, 3 kids, never had sex with another man. But have seen ones I'm attracted to. Any so called "straight" man who says different is full of crap.

 

[The Adder]

Don't do this, she will have problems getting it up and keeping it up and chances are, she won't like anyone touching it anyways. Having sex with a transwoman isn't like porn.

What would be the term for a theoretical person who feels like they should have been born both sexes, I wonder? Panwomanman?

 

[SpaceShark]

I love being a switch. When she wants to take over, I'm a lamb. When she wants it rough, I turn into Lou Ferrigno lol.

Ah, "switch". That's a more accurate term. I just meant I've got to tell her it can go both ways cos dayum DAT POST

 

[The Adder]

This is a joke post. But that's literally impossible. Some people prefer to not choose and they're termed gender king/queen/queer.

I am aware it is impossible, that's why I said theoretical. I am wondering aloud what the chosen nomenclature for such a theoretical person would be.

 

[BishopLamont]

Alotta people are saying sucking a dick for the power trip doesn't make u gay unless you get sexually aroused from it, OP described it as the best feeling in the world, how can you not come to the conclusion that he was in fact sexually aroused from it? Hell you're sucking a mans dick, how is that not being submissive and at the very least very far away from being in control or the power trip OP thought it was.

I think OP is just confused and just hasn't accepted that he's at the very least bisexual. I mean the last thing any straight man wants is another man's dick in his mouth.

 

[CCS]

Had my girlfriend request once that I give her the dominant role for the session (we're kinda into the whole power thing) and her first order was for me to lay there and take her giving me a bj without touching her at all and I had to watch the entire time. So she is staring at me with these big brown eyes looking empowered as all hell and she is just having a grand ol time making me shiver and what not. After about 30 minutes she stops and I play with her a little. Homegirl is literally dripping wet. I asked her what happened. "I love the feeling of you in my mouth and the power it brings." I'm a believer.

My girlfriend loves doing it to me too, same reasoning there. I ain't gonna argue with that.

 

[Popnbake]

To people calling OP gay/bi/not totally straight, do you guys think getting a strap on stuck up your ass (pegging?) by a girl gay in any way?

(just curious....)

Do you think that a woman getting penetrated by a strap-on used by another woman is straight in any way?

That should answer the question.

 

[RockTurtle]

Pretty sure I used some tongue. I think I have a pretty great tongue, if I do say so myself. Also I think I have good lips too. I never asked the dude (or ever talked to him again, I was too embarrassed) if he thought it was great, but he seemed to enjoy it. Maybe I'll ask him on Facebook if I can find him?

well, that confirmed my suspicions

 

[MilesWebber]

I'm always shocked at the stuff people post considering right above this forum is a gaming forum where teenagers, kids, and most likely children regularly visit and post. People literally give it no thought that kids are probably reading threads like this, do they?

R u republican, m8?

 

[LanceVance]

My ex loved giving me BJ's

Shame she was crazy

Spoiler

Still get a bj from her sometimes though/stealth brag

 

[kinggroin]

I'm always shocked at the stuff people post considering right above this forum is a gaming forum where teenagers, kids, and most likely children regularly visit and post. People literally give it no thought that kids are probably reading threads like this, do they?

This isn't a child friendly forum. Parents job to keep them off GAF until they are mature enough to talk about bullshit like what's presented in the OP.

 

[MilesWebber]

This isn't a child friendly forum. Parents job to keep them off GAF until they are mature enough to talk about bullshit like what's presented in the OP.

I always thouhgt the "No free email" rule was an elegant solution to the age issue. (ISP emails notwithstanding)

 

[cube444]

Good for you OP. Even I as a straight guy always dreamt about gobbling the meat stick. It all came to fruition one day but sadly, fantasies often differ from reality. I was too rough with his foreskin and swallowing his man root extract made me throw up, thus ruining the overall experience. At least my uncle and I can look back on it now and fist bump over a bowl of cheezies and beers.

 

[Alienous]

I'm always shocked at the stuff people post considering right above this forum is a gaming forum where teenagers, kids, and most likely children regularly visit and post. People literally give it no thought that kids are probably reading threads like this, do they?

We all know 'Cartridge' is a euphemism for dick.

You can't fool us.

Spoiler

I'd like to think that those on the forum can handle it, jokes aside.

 

[Solo]

Good for you OP. Even I as a straight guy always dreamt about gobbling the meat stick. It all came to fruition one day but sadly, fantasies often differ from reality. I was too rough with his foreskin and swallowing his man root extract made me throw up, thus ruining the overall experience. At least my uncle and I can look back on it now and fist bump over a bowl of cheezies and beers.

:lol Forza

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Good for you OP. Even I as a straight guy always dreamt about gobbling the meat stick. It all came to fruition one day but sadly, fantasies often differ from reality. I was too rough with his foreskin and swallowing his man root extract made me throw up, thus ruining the overall experience. At least my uncle and I can look back on it now and fist bump over a bowl of cheezies and beers.

 

[studyguy]

On the receiving end, it's varied between girlfriends.
I've always found myself enjoying sort of dominating while my girlfriend does it, but I've never been given the fortune of finding someone without a gag reflex... so.

I enjoy the shit out of them, but it's not my favorite thing in the world. There are other things I'd rather do, but it's not like I'm going to say no.
Personally I enjoy reciprocating, it's fun as hell.

 

[Socreges]

Good for you OP. Even I as a straight guy always dreamt about gobbling the meat stick. It all came to fruition one day but sadly, fantasies often differ from reality. I was too rough with his foreskin and swallowing his man root extract made me throw up, thus ruining the overall experience. At least my uncle and I can look back on it now and fist bump over a bowl of cheezies and beers.

EpicTalesofPenis

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(Forza/cube's most recent account name)

 

[Femmeworth]

Good for you OP. Even I as a straight guy always dreamt about gobbling the meat stick. It all came to fruition one day but sadly, fantasies often differ from reality. I was too rough with his foreskin and swallowing his man root extract made me throw up, thus ruining the overall experience. At least my uncle and I can look back on it now and fist bump over a bowl of cheezies and beers.

 

[demosthenes]

Someone really wants a tag.