Paracelsus
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It's so hard to poll and if WWE won't let him prove himself, they can claim he doesn't draw for ages.
He doesn't move merch, BECAUSE HIS ONLY SHIRT IS FEAR THE BEARD.
His yes-shirt fucking sold! But of course his shit-shirt doesn't, IT IS SHIT!
He could draw if they booked him strong and didn't bury him the whole time. A barber would help too.
He needs someone to 'shoot' accidentally set his beard on fire so he has a good excuse to have it removed.