So that was it. I guess I was semi-wrong when I predicted that things couldn't move fast enough for Rick and the gang to launch an assault on the Saviors. I thought it was an entertaining enough episode marred by awful moments and some unintentional humor that turned it into one of the worst season finales since S1. And goddamn, did that one suck. This show really loves to take one step further followed by two steps back.
Random musings:
PRO: The Garbage Pail Kids arriving in DUMPSTER TRUCKS AND TRASHED OUT BIKES. I died. So much corn.
PRO: Garbage Queen: "I lay with him after... you care?"
Mich:
PRO: Everything about King Ezekiel and his goddamned tiger.
PRO: As a matter of fact, the CG work was damn fine this episode, specially after that ungodly deer from a couple of episodes back.
PRO: I can't get enough of Negan and Rick's face offs. Andrew Lincoln is so above and beyond everybody else in this show and Jeffrey Dean Morgan continues to ham it out like few actors could.
PRO: Fantastic music as always.
UNDECIDED: The totally telegraphed moment when the Kingdom arrives and saves Rick and Coral. At least it gave us some decent face munching action. Shiva eating good.
CON: Rick and the gang falling for Dwight's dastardly plan.
CON: Rick and the gang getting fucked over by the Garbage Pail Kids.
CON: EVERYTHING about that terrible, terrible stand-off. To allow everybody in Alexandria expose their backs to the Garbage Pail Kids is so out of character for Rick after all these seasons.
CON: I see Kingdom folk are still wearing fake BMX armor as if it'd made a difference.
CON: WOW I BET NOBODY SAW THAT SASHA TWIST COMING. At least the show has culled one of its needlessly depressed, utterly wasted characters. Maybe Rosita is next.
CON: Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING about the battle.
It's not just Tara's recoilless AK. Look at the people in the background.
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING? Everybody was running around with no sense of space, firing at random without hitting shit even at point blank. How the fuck does this happen in a popular show with a decent budget. Cinemax's original shows run circles around anything bang-bang in TWD. I'm not even going to compare to Strike Back, which puts a lot of actual feature films to shame; even Quarry blows TWD out of the water when it comes to action. It's simply unacceptable that after seven seasons we haven't moved from Hershel's haxx shotgun.
I mean,
look at Daryl's rifle.
It doesn't even have sights.
But it looks cool, I guess?
Seriously, the show needs to do something about this. I've been complaining about TWD's gunfights for years already and they still suck. I think the only decent ones were that one at a bar back in S1 when Rick killed a couple of scavengers and when the gang took out the Savior's outpost. I don't understand it. Some actors like Lincoln and Reedus have good form and seem comfortable around guns, but did anybody else notice how STIFF Lauren Cohan was with that revolver? Mess.
CON: Oh, so now we are getting ready for the actual battle. Cool.
Honestly, it kind of sucked. It could have been a decent mid-season finale, but it didn't make any sense to send the season away with something that advanced the plot so little and had no real impact on any of the sides. At least now we know that the Garbage Pail Kids are up to no good. I hope nobody tells them how easily fire spreads out in landfills. Not that Rick would be that smart or anything.
Rating: Shit sucks, will hate again come next season.