03/26 Wrasslin Discussion - Screw you No Way Out Buyers Edition

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bishoptl said:
What segment was CM Punk on?

Punk's match is about 26 minutes into the show. And it was actually a solid match against Kenny Dykstra(his old OVW nemesis). Not to mention the "Go 2 Sleep" he hit was sick as ****.

Bjork is just mad because CM Punk looks down upon people like the Warrior who sprinkles HGH over their fruity pebbles in the morning
 
Nameless said:
Punk's match is about 26 minutes into the show. And it was actually a solid match against Kenny Dykstra(his old OVW nemesis). Not to mention the "Go 2 Sleep" he hit was sick as ****.

Bjork is just mad because CM Punk looks down upon people like the Warrior who sprinkles HGH over their fruity pebbles in the morning

That match was pretty sloppy, it was almost like watching a diva match. Not that Warrior ever had a four-star match, but he was sold as a destroyer, not someone with a jawdropping skillset. I suppose it could be partially dykstra's fault, but I doubt it.

I'm just jealous because he's put his wang in Maria AND Daffney :\ :\ :\
 
bjork said:
That match was pretty sloppy, it was almost like watching a diva match. Not that Warrior ever had a four-star match, but he was sold as a destroyer, not someone with a jawdropping skillset. I suppose it could be partially dykstra's fault, but I doubt it.

I'm just jealous because he's put his wang in Maria AND Daffney :\ :\ :\

I had a few shots of Crown Royale but I thought it was a solid match, not too sloppy at all aside from one slight miscommunication during an irish whip. But still, the go 2 sleep was devestating.

Oh yeah, Punk was also boning Tracey "Miss" Brooks as well.

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I dunno who that broad is, but the other two being violated by some ****stick with a pepsi tattoo really chaps my ass. CM Punk fears destrucity, he's just lucky Warrior's a whackjob in the middle of nowhere now. :p
 
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Welcome to my yearly Simulation of WWE's Wrestlemania.

Every Day leading up to the PPV which eminates from Ford Field April 1st, 2007 live on PPV I will be post matches from the PPV .

So here is how it works

Matches simmed in WWE SD vs Raw 2007 for Xbox 360
Current Entrance Themes
PPV Music
Wrapup Video Package on Wrestlemania Sunday to Tell the Story

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Rob Van Dam, Sabu and Tommy Dreamer vs Marcus Cor Von , Kevin Thorne and Elijah Burke
ECW Originals vs ECW New Breed

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Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl07yeN7TdQ

Part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tObAX6CHlo0

Part 3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_0HQaxW6Vo

Bobby Lashley vs Umaga
Battle of the Billionaires

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Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5smbcOvD0Tg
 
eh, first raw I've watched through in a while. the main event was actually fun. nice to finally see cena laid out flat on his ass for once. guess he needs SOME odds to overcome on sunday. :\

The CM Punk match was ok... the funniest thing about it is it made me think about how the Spirit Squad just quietly and instantly faded from memory. Too bad Kenny still has very little charisma. Punk did ok though and could be fun.

God I hope Edge doesn't get MitB.. hopefully someone else gets the push. I love edge as the chapion.. but it's clear that if he hasn't gotten a long run by now, he's not getting it this year either. hopefully HBK gets it a gives Cena a little break from title duties for a while.. let him rest and stuff :P
 
From f4wonline.com:

- Scott D'Amore wasn't at the TNA tapings last night because he was in Canada hosting a Raw viewing party that included an appearance by Chris Jericho.

How in the **** does that happen?
 
dskillzhtown said:
From f4wonline.com:



How in the **** does that happen?

Who knows. He also owns and operates and books a fairly large Canadian Indy wrestling league. He's probably tying it all in with that.
 
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WWE will invade Trump Tower in New York City this Wednesday when Superstars from Raw, SmackDown and ECW converge on the billionaire’s building for the official WrestleMania 23 press conference.

Be sure to be logged on to WWE.com at noon to watch the press conference, featuring all the players involved in the Battle of the Billionaires Match – Donald Trump, Mr. McMahon, Stone Cold Steve Austin, ECW Champion Bobby Lashley and Intercontinental Champion Umaga. With just days remaining before the world is introduced to its newest bald billionaire, what will happen when all these egos are under the same roof?

Also scheduled to appear, WWE Champion John Cena and his WrestleMania opponent Shawn Michaels, as well as World Heavyweight Champion Batista, Playboy cover girl Ashley, Women’s Champion Melina and Mr. McMahon’s Executive Assistant, Jonathan Coachman.

If you are in the New York area Wednesday, you are invited to attend this historic press conference. Be sure to get there early, as many WWE fans are expected to show.
 
BradVanDam said:
whos going to the roh show?


I'll be there on Saturday. I'm far more hyped for ROH than WM. Alvarez is saying that there are possibly some surprise returns this weekend, so I'll be marking like a little girl if Final Countdown hits.
 
If anyone in the central ohio area wants to go to the ROH show on Saturday, I have a spare general admission ticket and a free seat in the car. $10 gets it if you're interested.
 
Thats right the Champ is back.

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Hall of Fame to air on USA Network and WWE.com
Written: March 30, 2007

Tonight at Detroit's Fox Theatre, sports-entertainment legends Dusty Rhodes, Mr. Perfect, Mr. Fuji, Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross, The Wild Samoans, Nick Bockwinkel and The Sheik will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.

Luckily, you won't have to miss a single minute of the historic night, as the first two hours of the ceremony will be broadcast live on WWE.com starting at 7/6 CT. Later in the night, you can catch the huge conclusion of the ceremony at Midnight/11 CT on the USA Network.

Among the special guests confirmed to appear and induct the WWE legends are: William Shatner to induct Jerry "The King" Lawler, Baseball Hall of Famer Wade Boggs to induct Mr. Perfect, WWE Hall of Famer Bobby "The Brain" Heenan to induct Nick Bockwinkel, Matt Anoa'i, formerly known as Rosey, and cousin Samu will induct the Wild Samoans, Dustin and Cody Runnels will induct their father, Dusty Rhodes, Sabu will induct his late uncle The Sheik, and Stone Cold Steve Austin will induct Jim Ross.

[Pre - Show Photos]
[HOF Preview]
[HOF Star Videos]
[Watch]
 
It's hilarious to me that this is ostensibly the biggest week in wrestling and this is the most sparsely posted in thread I can remember in like, ever.
 
Seems like Cena/Michaels is going to get the main event spot.
Which I guess was to be expected.

But I really wish they would just make the winner of the Royal Rumble's match the main event of the evening.

And well, as bad as the whole lead up has been. Taker/Batista has had a more interesting feud.
 
Grecco said:
Just bought tickets to a TNA Impact House Show in June 3 :p Cant Freaking Wait.

youll have a great time. Seeing TNA live is something else. Those guys can put on a hell of a show.

Have fun!
 
Here are my WrestleMania 23 match order and result predictions. They'll probably both be completely wrong, but what the hey.

Chris Benoit d. MVP
Edge wins Money in the Bank
The New Breed d. The Originals
The Great Khali d. Kane
Melina d. Ashley
Undertaker d. Batista
Lashley d. Umaga
Shawn Michaels d. John Cena

I think Benoit prevails despite rumors of him switching to Raw, if only because I feel a string of heels are going to win the matches following his. Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, or C.M. Punk definitely ain't winning the MITB match.

I feel Edge has the best shot of winning the MITB match since all the focus has been on him and because he has his perfect record at WrestleMania. A future match between he and Taker at Mania is one I'd like to see. I feel Orton and Kennedy are the only two others with a chance and Kennedy just had a title opportunity at Rumble.

I'll be pretty shocked if the ECW Originals win the 8-man tag match even though the team they're facing is awful. Something tells me Sandman, Tommy Dreamer, Sabu, and RVD may not be part of Vince's long term plans for ECW. Maybe it has something to do with them always losing...

I can't see Khali losing to a guy who is most likely going to retire soon. They'll save him for Cena or Lashley. Part of me hopes this one is as awful as Kane v. The Big Show from Raw a while back. And as long. And that Khali gets a monstrous face pop.

They can't make Ashley women's champ? Can they? Please don't. Not that I think Melina is much better. I think they made a wise decision adding ten pair of breasts to distract eyes from any "wrestling" going on. And maybe that's enough for them to possibly consider putting these two snoozers back-to-back.

Big Dave has been pretty bad (trying not to get hurt) since returning and I think that has killed any chance he had of being booked to end Undertaker's streak. Michael Cole and JBL can get beat the traffic, because they're done for the evening.

Three reasons why I think Lashley wins. One: I don't think Donald Trump wants his head shaved. Two: Lashley has been built up quite a bit leading into this match and winning such a high profile match at WrestleMania could be a major rub. Besides, Umaga already had his no-loss cherry popped by Cena. Three: If Trump gets his head shaved there is no post-Mania continuation. Vince appears on Raw every week, Trump is gone after this (yeah, I know, I'm Captain Obvious). We may be looking at 45 minutes for the entrances, pre-match festivities, match itself, and post-match festivities to take place. No wonder there are only eight matches on the card this year with Flair and Johnny Nitro getting the shaft. Shelton too, but I'm used to him being held back.

Whatever happens in the Cena v. HBK match, please please please please please don't let him tap out to the STFU. I may have to turn in my wrestling fan card.
 
Ripclawe said:
SHANTER!!!

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I know that alot of this will be lost on people here, but Cena is dressed like a CHAMP. As the holder of the top title in WWE, you are expected to carry yourself in a ceratin way and Cena has done that, totally. That matters in Vince's eyes.



Penguin said:
Seems like Cena/Michaels is going to get the main event spot.
Which I guess was to be expected.


I don't care if it was Doink vs. Kamala for the RAW title, that match would get the top spot as the Main Event on WM. That is just how it is.
 
dskillzhtown said:
I know that alot of this will be lost on people here, but Cena is dressed like a CHAMP. As the holder of the top title in WWE, you are expected to carry yourself in a ceratin way and Cena has done that, totally. That matters in Vince's eyes.






I don't care if it was Doink vs. Kamala for the RAW title, that match would get the top spot as the Main Event on WM. That is just how it is.


Your Opinions On Wrestling Are On A Firm Foundation.
 
dskillzhtown said:
I know that alot of this will be lost on people here, but Cena is dressed like a CHAMP. As the holder of the top title in WWE, you are expected to carry yourself in a ceratin way and Cena has done that, totally. That matters in Vince's eyes.

Really? Then why does he usually wear his "Chain Gang" t-shirt and "Marine" hat everywhere?

Oh yeah...because they want him to stay in character. That matters in Vince's eyes. :P
 
Lyte Edge said:
Really? Then why does he usually wear his "Chain Gang" t-shirt and "Marine" hat everywhere?

Oh yeah...because they want him to stay in character. That matters in Vince's eyes. :P


Everyone has to dress up for the HOF to make it look legit.

:lol @ HHH's jumberjack beard
 
I hope Shatner was paid handsomely to be bored out of his mind for most of that.

I guess I'll have to order disc 3 of the Mania DVD to see me some Mister Fuji.
 
It's about that time again and I havent done this is quite while so lets get a stepping and get to the promo a go go.


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United States Champion vs M.V.P.
For the United States Championship

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The Whole FN Opinion: This match has the buildup to be a very a good matchup and it has Benoit to carry the match, but their recent house show matches havent been the greatest but I see this as a match that would be a decent match to open up the PPV as MVP has some moves that will get the crowd hot as well the crowd will be hot for Benoit so i think those factors will never the work rate of MVP , things might have changed in the past week but this wont be that great of a match but it has a good story behind it. Benoit has a long night ahead of him.
Thumbs in the Middle.
Prediction : and newwwww!!! US Champion MVP

ECW Originals (Tommy Dreamer, RVD , Sabu and Sandman) vs ECW New Breed (Marcus Cor Von,Kevin Thorne,Matt Striker,Elijah Burke)
8 man Tag

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The Whole FN Opinion: This match is going to be a pretty hot much you got 4 of the best up and comers against 4 of the hottest crowd favorites in ecw history so the crowd is going to be pretty hot for this one and lets hope it gets announced under hardcore rules but either way the match should be a match you will want to check out. I really see the new breed going over in this one with this feud contining till ecw one night stand.
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Prediction : Dominant Side of ECW the New Breed

Women's Champion Melina vs Playboy Cover Girl Ashley
Women's Championship Lumberjill Match

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The Whole F'N Opinion: Bathroom Break. As bad as the Benoit / MVP match may end up being this one i think will be worse. Ashley and Melina have had matches on recent house shows and Ashley has blown a lot of spots and with the Melinas recent botched move on Melina this match is going to be very sloppy the Detroit crowd is going to crap all over it so if you want to get some merch or goto the bathroom this is your time its really sad its come to this with womens wrestling but bottom line Ashley is not ready.
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Prediction : Still Women's Champion Melina

Kane vs The Great Khali
Godzilla vs King Kong

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The Whole F'N Opinion: Its on like a pile of neck bones , its Godzilla vs King Kong, its Hercules vs Goliath , its two of the biggest guys going head to head its going to be absolutely a slobber knocker in every sense of the word. This isnt going to be your wrestling classic but what it is going to be two huge guys beating the hell out of each other.
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Prediction : The Great Khali

CM Punk vs Edge vs Randy Orton vs Jeff hardy vs Finlay vs King Booker vs Matt Hardy vs Ken Kennedy
Money in the Bank Ladder Match

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The Whole F'N Opinion: This match may very well be the very match that will steal the show like Ricky Steamboat and Savage did at Wrestlemania III. You got two brothers who are both Main Events waiting to happen , you got Edge and Randy Orton Rated RKO one of the most solid tag teams since hh and austin, both former world champions. You got Ken Kennedy and CM PUnk two guys who in their own right may be this generations savage and steamboat and you got two of the greatest WCW Stars King Booker and Finlay who will for sure add a old school mentality to this matchup. Throw them up all into the mix and you got the combination for MOTY , especially how well CM Punk and hardys use plunder in their matches. So be sure to have your chips, your popcorn , your nachos because your in for a 30 minute nonstop rollercoaster ride.
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Prediction : The New Mr. Money in the Bank Edge

Bobby Lashley vs Umaga
Battle of the Billionaries / Hair vs Hair

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The Whole F'N Opinion: This match is going to be very entertaining as well if you saw what Umaga brought out of Cena at the Royal Rumble you will know that Umaga can make a bad Face look like Gold and he will do that to Lashley at Wrestlemania 23 without a doubt. Its going to be your classic Powerhouse vs Monster match. The outcome and the story that goes with the hair vs hair should be very entertaining as well no doubt. Plus add in a rattlesnake and you got a old school mark out fest.
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Prediction : Lashley

World Heavyweight Champion Batista vs The Undertaker
World Heavyweight Championship Match

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The Whole F'n Opinion: This match is going to be a interesting match its hard to really comment on how great its been but if you base it on Batistas work rate since his return Taker is going to be in for one hell of a long night , considering Batista blew up after 2- 3 minutes last Raw. From a story perspective you got a smashmouth in your face warrior Batista vs The Legendary Phenom the Undertaker Title vs Streak. If he were to win the Undertaker it would be a amazing Wrestlemania Moment and vice versa if Batista were to win whoever wins this match its going to change the face of both guys careers forever. Is the streak over or is Batista Career going to hit a downward spiral. While the match may not be the greatest its the outcome thats going to be great. Even though it may not be the greatest the crowd is going to be hot for the deadman which makes it easy to give this match a
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Prediction : and newww!!! World Heavyweight Champion the Undertaker

WWE Champion John Cena vs Shawn Micheals
WWE Championship Match

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The Whole F'N Opinion: "No one man can out peform Shawn Micheals in a big match situatioon" A quote from none other WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross describing Shawn Micheals in his match against Stonecold Steve Austin at Wrestlemania 14, the last true WWE Wrestlemania Title Match with the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Micheals. There is your Battle of Billionaires , there is Batista vs The Undertaker which is a smash mout match and there is the MAIN EVENT in every sense of the Word John Cena vs Shawn Micheals.

This match is The ICON Shawn Micheals the guy that never loses, the guy that has to be killed to be pinned versus the guy with as much heart as Micheals , the guy that all he wanted when he was a Kid was to be the WWE Champion much like the heartbreak kid Shawn Micheals. John Cena may not have a thousand holds , he might not throw a bunch of wrist locks but John Cena can defintely fight and brawl with the best of them.

This match is a very hard match to call but John Cena is going to be in for the fight of his life because HBK has one things John Cena does not that Extra Tank that few men have , the tank of life that is just enough for Shawn to hit the home run much like he did at Wrestlemania 12 against the Hitman Bret Hart.

So with that Said If you order this PPV for one match make sure it is this one as Mr. Wrestlemania is Back.

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Prediction : John Cena

 
My predictions:

Benoit d. MVP Zzzzz.

ECW Originals d. ECW New Breed via Foley run-in

Melina d. Ashley, Mickie James heel turn, she becomes wacky again, this time with more of a dominatrix vibe than a stalker vibe, leading her to take on Big Dick Johnson as a frequently abused sidekick.

Kane d. Khali, dragging him off. Khali on Raw becomes Kane's version of the APA and challenges Ron Simmons to a damn-off, or perhaps gives an impromptu recital of the Gettysburg Address. It will be hard to tell.

Mr. Money in the Bank...Bank. Edge giving up his streak will really ratchet up the tension for Taker vs. Batista. P.S. I loved the Lepreton (Leprethaun?) Bomb off the tiny ladder on Smackdown. Hornswoggle will end up removing Finlay from the match this time, leaving room for a high-flying finish with Kennedy coming out on top.

Lashley d. Umaga. McMahon gets away, giving Austin a reason to be on Raw for the next four weeks.

Undertaker d. Batista. Kennedy got a good match out of Batista, and at the very least it will be entetaining how much the crowd will boo Batista.

The battle of the pregnant pause and missed cue line deliveries: Trump evaluating Austin's performance, noting that Vince got away. Austin taking stilted improvisational umbrage leading to Trump getting a Linda McMahon botched stunner and his head shaved since Austin promised a bald billionaire.

Michaels d. Cena Umaga got a good match out of Cena, and at the very least it will be entertaining how much the crowd will boo Cena.
 
Benoit D MVP

ECW New Breed D ECW Originals (McMahon hates ECW and this will show)

Ashley D Melina (Ashley will get her playboy reward)

Kane Khali (Who cares, this match will be a disaster)

Mr. Money in the Bank... (I would like Punk , Kennedy, or Orton to win personally but I think it will go to Edge. Orton is still kind of a black sheep because of the steroid story that came out, Punk is still getting his WWE style 'kill the charcters popularity because they were big in another federation welcome' so we may have a repeat of the edge storyline though orton could also just cost edge the match.

Lashley D Umaga (Match will be a nightmare, I hate hate hate Jamal...err umanga. Expect some outside help in this one though. Bald McMahon monday night)

Undertaker D Batista (I think it is UT's time even though he is such a cliche these days)


Michaels D Cena (I see Michaels going over Cena though Cena will get it back at Summerslam if so. Could Triple H have a hand in it? Or will Triple H be jealous of Michaels when he comes back. Either way Raw needs a main event heel and this will give Michaels his chance to be that once again)
 
My picks-
Beniot d. MVP
New breed d. ECW Originals
Ashley d. Melina
Kane d. Khali
Edge wins MITB (feuds with Orton afterwards)
Lashly d. Umaga
Taker d. Batista
Cena d. Micheals (though I would love for it to be otherwise).
 
-Benoit d. MVP
-New Breed d. Originals
-Melina d. Ashley
-Khali d. Kane
-Kennedy wins MITB(I think he'll come out of no where and take the title from Cena this summer, HHH will beat him for the title and set up Cena vs. HHH for the title at WM24)
-Lashley d. Umaga(Stone Cold shaves and Stunners vince)
-Taker d. Batista(taker actually carries Batista to a very good match like Hogan did Warrior)
-Cena d. HBK.(though I would mark out like a little girl if HBK wins!)


Honestly, with the lack of matches(only 6) and really no dream match outside of MiTB, I think there will be a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge shocker in one of the mainevents. I'm talkin a major heel turn, or some big twist no-one saw coming.

Actually, I wouldn't be suprised to see a a WMIX finish, where the winner of MITB cashes in after one of the world title matches.

Also, I have a feeling Hogan will show up after the Khali vs. Kane match.
 
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