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evil solrac v3.0 said:
dear red sox fans,

so glad you were able to taste yankee penis. now choke on it like the SOB's that all of you are.

sincerely yours,
evil solrac.
p.s: choke on it hard

Dear Red Sox fans,

There was no Curse. You just sucked for 86 years.

Sincerely, The Baseball Gods

P.S. Too bad about losing Mo's #. He gives it out super rarely.
 
Last years gag-job by the Yankee's was clearly the biggest choke in baseball history, but was it the Biggest Choke in Sports like so many people claim? I'd say the Soviets against the US in Lake Placid was right up there too.
 
Ninja Scooter said:
Yankee fans talking about "choking" :lol

Well, I'm not talking about that. But I am talking about beating their ass in this series. Too bad we had no pitchers in that 17-1 "throwaway" game.
 
Walker with a 2 run homer! Walker is HOT HOT HOT too lately! 6-1 Cubs in the 4th! Reds can smack home runs too so the more runs we can get the better!
 
i seriously think Hawk is drunk in the booth. he's slurring all over the place, mispronouncing names, and just mumbling all over.
not to mention he keeps repeating the same things over and over again.

he's tanked.
 
Another day, another Cubs beat down. Whatever was said in the team meeting before the start of the Florida series, well, I'm glad it has happened. The team has truly been unleashed now! I see the Nationals lost again. Good to see. I still think Atlanta is taking the division. The way the Cubs are playing I see no reason why they can't take the wild card!
 
Eminem said:
we're now 31-5 against our division. that is goddamn ridiculous. beyond ridiculous even. that's insane.


I told you already your division is weak! This is why the White Sox are so far ahead!

BTW anyone see the look in Joe Torre's face in the bottom of the 7th? Hilarious! :lol
 
I'll be willing to bet he won't be. If you think the Cubs could beat the Cards in the LCS then you are sorely mistaken. They'll probably win the series this year. Last year was a warm up for them.
 
Wellington said:
Yankees in first place in the AL EAST! SUCK IT DOWN HATERS, SUCK IT DOWN!

Wellington said:
Yankees in first place in the AL EAST! SUCK IT DOWN HATERS, SUCK IT DOWN!

Wellington said:
Yankees in first place in the AL EAST! SUCK IT DOWN HATERS, SUCK IT DOWN!

Wellington said:
Yankees in first place in the AL EAST! SUCK IT DOWN HATERS, SUCK IT DOWN!

Wellington said:
Yankees in first place in the AL EAST! SUCK IT DOWN HATERS, SUCK IT DOWN!

Quoted for truth, motherfuckers. :lol :lol :lol

Order is restored.
 
I'd like to commend the Yankees for clawing back from the edge of oblivion.

But know that you have not seen the last of the Red Sox in this division race. We stink real bad right now, but so did you just a month ago.
 
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BOW DOWN BITCHES
 
at the end of the day, Ichiro is sexy and the Yankees are a team filled with ugly steroid abusing pansies. And that is all that matters.


btw :lol did you guys see what Manny did during the Sox/Rays game? WTF!
 
manny's a fucking dumbass. yes i know he's one of the best hitters ever blah blah blah but hes a fucking dumbass.
 
Ninja Scooter said:
what the hell are the O's gonna do with Lowell when they already have Mora at 3B and Palmiero DH'ing (plus Javy Lopez will probably take some DH duty when he comes back). i know they want Burnett bad but damn.

The newest rumor has the Pirates taking Lowell...
 
Ninja Scooter said:
at the end of the day, Ichiro is sexy and the Yankees are a team filled with ugly steroid abusing pansies. And that is all that matters.


Your boyfriend's coming to Toronto for a series tuesday, wednesday and thursday....I'll be there, stalking him up close for you. I'm not making a Sexiro sign though..
 
Eminem said:
i seriously think Hawk is drunk in the booth. he's slurring all over the place, mispronouncing names, and just mumbling all over.
not to mention he keeps repeating the same things over and over again.

he's tanked.


Hey it worked for Harry Doyle.
 
Wellington said:
Yankees in first place in the AL EAST! SUCK IT DOWN HATERS, SUCK IT DOWN!

And by the end of today they could be in back in 3rd place!! Let's wait til the lead is a few games before going crazy.
 
oh sweet christ. i downloaded the all-star game....that was joe buck screaming the Eminem song.
he says "OH, a little Eminem for ya. A Detroit native. AH AH AH AH AH"


it's the best thing i've ever heard. i'll rip it and put a link to it sometime today. it's classic.
 
Here is a scouting report. First one is free. Next one I charge for!

White Sox are 31-5 against the AL Central but they are only 19-18 against the AL East and AL West. Unfortunately for the White Sox they can't play the Twins in the first round if they get the wild card. With a 5 game series I can easily see the Sox going down in the first round!
 
well the second half of the season will show how good we really are. we see the twins 13 more times, and 50 out of our last 70 games are against teams that are above .500

but also, think about this....in the play-offs it's normally only starters 1-3 that matter. assuming we don't make any kind of trade, we have Buehrle, Garland, and Garcia going, with El Duque coming out of the pen/starting if he has to. Duque has ALWAYS been lights out in the postseason.
In a 5 game series our pitching is going to be really tough to beat the way they've been playing. People also underestimate our bullpen. Cliff Politte is the best set-up man in all of baseball so far this season.

C Politte 6-0, 1.17 ERA, 38.1 IP, 16 hits, 36 Ks
N Cotts 2-0, 2.61 ERA, 38 IP, 24 hits, 39 Ks
D Hermanson 0-2, 1.50 ERA, 36 IP, 29 hits, 19 Ks
D Marte 3-3, 2.67 ERA, 27 IP, 26 hits, 32 Ks

and there's also a rumor we're going after Billy Wagner. But yeah, I love our chances in a 5 game series because of our pitching.

also, i just scored great seats for the red sox game on friday. woot



edit: also, 7 of those AL West losses were to Oakland, who we can't beat. Even I admit if we run into Oakland in the play-offs, we will lose.
 
:lol :lol

Everybody in PNC Park last night was desperately seeking Mark Cuban. Not just the television cameras: KDKA, WPGH, WTAE with Andrew Stockey, WPXI with a rare ballpark appearance by John Fedko and Fox Sports Net Pittsburgh. Lots of fans also were searching for the billionaire boy owner in the crowd of 17,590, which his Dallas Mavericks attract on an off night, of which they have few.

There was the guy with the rubber Baseball Head mask and the "Vote 4 Cuban" banner on the left-field rotunda. There were the Section 140 folks with the white-cardboard sign pleading "Mr. Cuban, Please Buy Our Bucs!," and small print wishing, "On Sale Now." And there were the fellas from the Homer City High baseball team standing in the last row of a right-field section with "Let's Go Bucs!" painted on their chests and "Where's Cuban" on their backs.

Alas, the South Hills savior didn't buy the team last night, nor might he anytime in the near future. His weekend-long mantra maintained that he would come to the fiscal rescue only if the club was in danger of moving or being sold. Neither of those are in the offing, Pirates managing general partner Kevin McClatchy stated. Thus, for Cuban and his entourage of old Mt. Lebanon High School buddies, last night was simply an evening to take in a ballgame, shake a few hands, sign some autographs and leave before the top of the ninth of a 11-1 loss to the Houston Astros.
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05200/540142.stm
 
:lol Kenny Rogers is a dumbass. He went and tried to start shit with another cameraman while he was turning himself in. "You must be pretty proud of yourself". Uhh yeah, he's not the one getting fingerprinted, dipshit.
 
Ninja Scooter said:
:lol Kenny Rogers is a dumbass. He went and tried to start shit with another cameraman while he was turning himself in. "You must be pretty proud of yourself". Uhh yeah, he's not the one getting fingerprinted, dipshit.

Time for another "heart felt" press conference

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its all starting to make sense

"In the three-way deal, the Marlins would acquire pitcher Mark Redman from Pittsburgh, along with Orioles pitchers Hayden Penn and Jorge Julio and outfielder Larry Bigbie. In return, the Marlins would send Burnett to Baltimore and Mike Lowell to Pittsburgh."

another paper: "According to published reports, the Pirates entered the fray and apparently are set to take Mike Lowell and cash from the Marlins along with either Orioles outfielder Larry Bigbie or pitching prospect Hayden Penn. The Orioles would end up with Burnett and Pirates first baseman Daryle Ward. Reliever Jorge Julio would come to Florida along with either Bigbie or Penn."

marlins would make out really well in this deal.
 
i know every other yankee fan would disagree with me but id like to see the yanks get griffey for center field. randy winn seems unlikely and one name that keeps popping up is eric byrnes. id take griffey any day of the week.

oh and i hope cuban buys the pirates, that would be awesome.
 
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