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2009 Fall Network comedy pilots...

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Ripclawe

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http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/02/fall-tv-comedy-pilots.html

>> A group of friends all get fired on the same day.

>> A halfway home for troubled cops.

>> A Wall Street executive loses his job and has to reconnect with his small-town family.

Laughing yet?

Those are a few loglines for next fall’s TV pilots. The comedy pilots.

Networks are looking at recessionary ideas for their new half-hours, with several projects embracing family themes and avoiding office settings. (Network-by-network details below.)

CBS’ “Waiting to Die” is a “buddy comedy about two simple guys who are happy with their life, no matter how bad it might look from the outside.” Fox’s “Two Dollar Beer” is about a blue-collar couple in Detroit who “deal with the reality of their long-standing roots in this community slowly becoming less relevant as the rest of the world passes them by.”

Ha-ha-ha-hee-hee ... oh-oh, oh man. That’s just too much.

Groups of single, perky young people seem to be waning. No more friends with benefits; they’re friends with unemployment benefits.

The creative upside is that networks that rushed back to formulaic police and medical procedurals for their fall drama pilots seem to have ordered some refreshingly nontraditional-sounding comedies. Yet the police-show resurgence is getting some play here too (there are, bizarrely, four comedies in development about police officers or security guards).


Office-based shows seem less popular this time -- network executives likely figure viewers do not wish to be reminded of their workplace (or lack thereof) during a recession.

In another assumption-busting move, there are plenty of single-camera comedies, accounting for nearly 40% of comedy pilots despite the traditional multicamera sitcom generally performing better in the ratings.



Below is your comedy pilot guide. Turns out, it’s tougher to say something vaguely witty about comedy loglines than dramas, so I'll leave the wisecracks to you. Icons indicate Recession Theme, Family Based, Distressed Modern Woman, Workplace, Single Camera, if it's a Fairly Unique Idea and if there are Cops (yes, Defamer’s suspect cop has returned).

CBS 2009 comedy pilots
CBS

Multicamera comedies are CBS' specialty, and the network has several family and female-centric sitcoms in development here. The Mitch Hurwitz/Jason Biggs title is bound to garner some consideration.



Good Girls
From the people who brought you: "Friends," "Punk'd"
Logline: Centers on two women and childhood friends who are trying to reinvent themselves after making some youthful mistakes



Accidentally on Purpose
From the people who brought you: "The War at Home," "Angel"
Logline: Based on the autobiographical novel about a San Francisco movie critic who finds herself pregnant after a fling with a much younger man and the unconventional family that ultimately comes from this mistake

Waiting to Die
From the people who brought you: "Less Than Perfect"
Logline: Buddy comedy about two simple guys who are happy with their life -- no matter how bad it might look from the outside




Big D
From the people who brought you: "That '70s Show"
Logline: NYC couple moves to his hometown of Dallas, where his Southern-belle mother makes life complicated for his East Coast wife


The Fish Tank
From the people who brought you: " 'Til Death"
Logline: A teenager finds himself living the dream when his parents give him the house to himself five days a week




Untitled Mitch Hurwitz
Starring jokester Jason Biggs
From the people who brought you: "Arrested Development"
Logline: Comedy about a family that "loves too much"





Tick Tock
From the people who brought you: "The War at Home"
Logline: Centers on an unconventional single mom in her 30s who decides to focus all of her energy on finding love.

At Last
From the people who brought you: "Friends"
Logline: About Lucy and James, in their mid-30s, who decide to get married but realize they have a lot of baggage, friends, ex-lovers, etc.




The Karenskys
Starring jokesters Mather Zickel, Sasha Alexander, Jack Thompson, Annie Potts
From the people who brought you: "Malcolm in the Middle"
Logline: A woman who returns to her hometown when her husband's job relocates them and is reunited with her large, eccentric family, the Karenskys

ABC

ABC has a little bit -- heck, a fair amount of -- everything. "This Might Hurt" challenges the notion that the depths of medical humor may not be fully explored after years of “Scrubs,” while "No Heroics" sounds interesting and challenging to pull off. "An American Family" easily wins the prize for best comedy pilot logline. But isn't the whole "cougar" thing getting tired?





Funny in Farsi
From the people who brought you: "According to Jim," "3rd Rock From the Sun"
Logline: Based on a memoir by Firoozeh Dumas about an Iranian-born girl's experiences growing up in Newport Beach in the 1970s


Untitled Jeff Strauss
From the people who brought you: "The War at Home," "Reba"
Logline: Examines marriage and parenthood seen through the eyes of three couples



The Law
Starring jokester Cedric the Entertainer
From the people who brought you: "Carpoolers," "Las Vegas"
Logline: Reserve police officers for the LAPD balance their full-time off-duty lives with the excitement of being weekend cops

Canned
From the people who brought you: "Reaper," "Samantha Who?"
Logline: Ensemble comedy about a group of friends who all get fired on the same day





Untitled Anita Renfroe
Starring jokester Anita Renfroe
From the people who brought you: "Arrested Development," "Two and a Half Men"
Logline: A parenting show centered around the thought that family comes first, by any means necessary

Untitled Kelsey Grammer
Starring jokester Kelsey Grammer
From the people who brought you: "Two and a Half Men," "That '70s Show"
Logline: A hot-shot Wall Street executive loses his job and is forced to reconnect with his small-town family

Planet Lucy
From the people who brought you: "My Boys"
Logline: Based on Fiona Neill's book "Slummy Mummy," it centers on an endearing, disaster-prone Everywoman who gives up an impressive professional career to be a stay-at-home mom raising three kids

Cougar Town
Starring jokester Courteney Cox
From the people who brought you: "Scrubs"
Logline: Courteney Cox stars as a newly single 40-year-old mother with a 17-year-old son

No Heroics
From the people who brought you: "Will & Grace"
Logline: About a group of superheroes with less-than-formidable powers who hang out at a bar; based on the British format



Let It Go
Starring jokester Lauren Graham
From the people who brought you: "Will & Grace," "Two and a Half Men," "Arrested Development"
Logline: Self-help guru who teaches women how to "let it go" but ultimately fails to follow her own advice when her perfect boyfriend leaves her

(whew .... just a second ... taking a breather ... okay, let's continue ...)

Untitled Tad Quill
From the people who brought you: "Scrubs," "My Name Is Earl"
Logline: Two friends embark on a very different life -- one with a new baby and one with a newly empty nest.





An American Family
Starring jokesters Ed O'Neill, Sofia Vergara, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet
From the people who brought you: "Just Shoot Me," "Frasier"
Logline: Three families living in the same suburb -- a traditional family comprising a working dad, a stay-at-home mom and three kids; another that includes a 60-year-old man who becomes a stepfather after marrying a Colombian single mom who is 30 years his junior; and a gay couple who have just adopted a Vietnamese baby -- through the eyes of a Dutch documentary maker

Threesome
From the people who brought you: "Family Guy"
Logline: A guy in his 30s who hasn't quite grown up finds himself torn between his needy best friend and the newfound love of his life and her teen kids

This Might Hurt
Starring jokesters Josh Dean, Hayes MacArthur, Vanessa Lengies, Missi Pyle, Tom Amandes, Alex Meneses, Claire Coffee
From the people who brought you: "Samantha Who?"
Logline: Medical comedy revolves around a multi-specialty private practice in which a pediatrician, an internist and an OB-GYN all operate under the same roof

The Middle
Starring jokester Patricia Heaton
From the people who brought you: "Committed"
Logline: The story of a middle-class Midwestern family seen through the eyes of the mother

NBC

NBC loves the lone camera. Its highest-rated comedies "The Office" and "30 Rock" are single-cam, and the network is search for shows that will fit the style of its Thursday block. They're just not looking for very many.





Off Duty
Starring jokesters Bradley Whitford, Romany Malco, Bonnie Sommerville
From the people who brought you: "Upright Citizens Brigade"
Logline: Single-camera buddy comedy about cops who can't leave their job at the station





Unt. Jon Pollack
From the people who brought you: "30 Rock"
Logline: Single-camera comedy about a powerful woman in the high-stakes world of hedge funds



Untitled Justin Adler comedy
From the people who brought you: "Arrested Development"
Logline: Family show with adult siblings




100 Questions for Charlotte Payne
From the people who brought you: "Psych"
Logline: Ensemble comedy about a young woman navigating life and the world of dating with friends in New York


State of Romance
From the people who brought you: "Bonfire of the Vanities" (the book, not the movie)
Logline: Modern-day "Pride and Prejudice" set in Chicago




Community
From the people who brought you: "Acceptable TV"
Logline: "Stripes" in a community college

FOX


Two Dollar Beer
From the people who brought you: "Mind of the Married Man," "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
Logline: Set in Detroit, a blue-collar couple and their extended family and friends deal with the reality of their long-standing roots in this community slowly becoming less relevant as the rest of the world slowly passes them by

The Station
From the people who brought you: "Tropic Thunder"
Logline: A covert CIA operative and his workmates are embedded in a South American country and must navigate their mission to install a new dictator in this banana republic with its own unique set of challenges

Sons of Tuscon
From the people who brought you: "Malcom in the Middle"
Logline: In the spirit of "Slums of Beverly Hills," a charming but misguided hustler is hired by three young brothers with considerable resources to act as their "father" while their real one serves time in prison for a white-collar crime

Boldly Going Nowhere (pilot to be reshot for fall consideration)
Starring jokesters Ben Koldyke, Tony Hale
From the people who brought you: "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
Logline: A high-concept comedy about what happens day to day on an intergalactic spaceship helmed by a rogue captain

Cop House
From the people who brought you: "Prison Break"
Logline: Set at a halfway house for troubled cops



Save Us Then the Whales
From the people who brought you: "Aliens in America"
Logline: Single-camera comedy set at a politically incorrect nonprofit organization



Sincerely, Ted L. Nancy
Starring jokester Kevin Sussman
From the people who brought you: "Paranormal State"
Logline: Centers on a regular guy (Sussman) who, after suffering through too many faulty products and customer service mishaps, decides to take on the corporations by writing letters that avenge consumer frustrations

Walorsky
Logline: In the tone of "Bad Santa," an ex-cop-turned-security guard patrols a mall in Buffalo. When assigned a young idiot partner, he is forced to grudgingly get involved with the people who he is assigned to protect



Absolutely Fabulous
Starring jokesters Kristen Johnson, Kathryn Hahn
From the people who brought you "Arrested Development" and "Two and a Half Men"
Logline: Based on the British series about a substance-abusing mother-daughter duo.
 

Costanza

Banned
Untitled Mitch Hurwitz
Starring jokester Jason Biggs
From the people who brought you: "Arrested Development"
Logline: Comedy about a family that "loves too much"

WHY THE FUCK WOULD HURWITZ CAST JASON BIGGS

I want to throw up now.
 

Geek

Ninny Prancer
Untitled Mitch Hurwitz :D
Starring jokester Jason Biggs :(
From the people who brought you: "Arrested Development"
Logline: Comedy about a family that "loves too much :|
 

skip

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Canned
From the people who brought you: "Reaper," "Samantha Who?"
Logline: Ensemble comedy about a group of friends who all get fired on the same day

aka, The 1UP Story.


:(
 

Tamanon

Banned
Lotta cop comedies.

Untitled Kelsey Grammer
Starring jokester Kelsey Grammer
From the people who brought you: "Two and a Half Men," "That '70s Show"
Logline: A hot-shot Wall Street executive loses his job and is forced to reconnect with his small-town family

Thank god Kelsey Grammer was able to find a role where he can be snide and condescending. Really showing that acting range.
 

koam

Member
Boldly Going Nowhere (pilot to be reshot for fall consideration)
Starring jokesters Ben Koldyke, Tony Hale
From the people who brought you: "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
Logline: A high-concept comedy about what happens day to day on an intergalactic spaceship helmed by a rogue captain

!!!!!
I can't wait for this!!!

Also, awesome that we're getting a new comedy from Mitch.
 

Costanza

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koam said:
STFU junior, a new comedy from Mitch AND a new comedy from the sunny in philly people.
Boldly Going Nowhere is going to be awesome, but that Hurwitz thing sounds like total shit. LOOK WHO'S IN IT
 

Tamanon

Banned
koam said:
Boldly Going Nowhere (pilot to be reshot for fall consideration)
Starring jokesters Ben Koldyke, Tony Hale
From the people who brought you: "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
Logline: A high-concept comedy about what happens day to day on an intergalactic spaceship helmed by a rogue captain

!!!!!
I can't wait for this!!!

Also, awesome that we're getting a new comedy from Mitch.

Don't get too hyped up. Space show. FOX.

May as well cancel it already.
 

way more

Member
I was hoping for a series featuring Erin Esurance. Or the Gieco Geko.


But I mostly wanted to see a show with Flo.

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mac said:
I was hoping for a series featuring Erin Esurance. Or the Gieco Geko.


But I mostly wanted to see a show with Flo.

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I hope she has a niece!

badumtish

Seriously, she has to have a niece if they ever do a show about her.
 

koam

Member
Costanza said:
Boldly Going Nowhere is going to be awesome, but that Hurwitz thing sounds like total shit. LOOK WHO'S IN IT

It sounds like shit cause jason biggs is in it? who cares! the supporting case is probably going to be great.
 

mj1108

Member
skip said:
aka, The 1UP Story.


:(
:lol :lol

Article said:
Untitled Mitch Hurwitz
Starring jokester Jason Biggs
From the people who brought you: "Arrested Development"
Logline: Comedy about a family that "loves too much"

I'm on the fence on this...yet I'll still watch for Mitch.

Article said:
Boldly Going Nowhere (pilot to be reshot for fall consideration)
Starring jokesters Ben Koldyke, Tony Hale
From the people who brought you: "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
Logline: A high-concept comedy about what happens day to day on an intergalactic spaceship helmed by a rogue captain

YES. :D
(although it worries me that the pilot had to be re-shot....)
 

ZeoVGM

Banned
Costanza said:
Boldly Going Nowhere is going to be awesome, but that Hurwitz thing sounds like total shit. LOOK WHO'S IN IT

So if Jason Biggs was a character in Arrested Devlopment, it would be total shit.

Understood.
 

Plinko

Wildcard berths that can't beat teams without a winning record should have homefield advantage
An American Family
Starring jokesters Ed O'Neill, Sofia Vergara, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet
From the people who brought you: "Just Shoot Me," "Frasier"
Logline: Three families living in the same suburb -- a traditional family comprising a working dad, a stay-at-home mom and three kids; another that includes a 60-year-old man who becomes a stepfather after marrying a Colombian single mom who is 30 years his junior; and a gay couple who have just adopted a Vietnamese baby -- through the eyes of a Dutch documentary maker

This sounds crazy enough to be funny and Ed O'Neill is instant win.
 

Guzim

Member
The Fish Tank
From the people who brought you: " 'Til Death"
Logline: A teenager finds himself living the dream when his parents give him the house to himself five days a week
What terrible parents.
 

D4Danger

Unconfirmed Member
At Last
From the people who brought you: "Friends"
Logline: About Lucy and James, in their mid-30s, who decide to get married but realize they have a lot of baggage, friends, ex-lovers, etc.

A Friends spin-off where they can't afford any of the original cast. :lol
 

Zoe

Member
Big D
From the people who brought you: "That '70s Show"
Logline: NYC couple moves to his hometown of Dallas, where his Southern-belle mother makes life complicated for his East Coast wife

oh.my.god. There are not enough facepalms.
 
What is up with the "jokester" moniker? That makes all those people sound like standup comics who just got their first breakthrough show based on their comedic persona.
 
Reading "From the people who brought you" really pissed me off.

If this list is to be believed there are 4 teams of people who have provided every show ever.
 
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