Support NeoGAF

[andycapps]

Both my teams, England and USA are going to get slaughtered. Neither is even going to get out of the group.

You never know. Every WC there's at least one top team that gets upset. But yeah, USA ended up with the worst possible draw for them.

Unleash the Donovan.

 

[Yurt]

Switzerland being seeded is fucking disgraceful

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Well, at least this time I'm pretty sure we won't get put out due to Ghana fuckery.

We'll be eliminated by the third group game anyway.

 

[Tristam]

I'm not sure who got it worse -- us or England. We've got the toughest group. England also have a tough group that comes with the potential of exiting the group in humiliation off of a Suarez goal.

Advantage: us.

 

[criesofthepast]

Everyone here in Colombia is delighted. Such an easy group. They'll win that one easily I think.

Uh? Colombia have proven nothing on the big stage. Greece and Japan have been there and proven in the past. That won't be so easy as you think. Cote ain't pushovers either.

 

[mozfan12]

Mexico will win against Cameroon, tie against Croatia and lose vs Brazil. We will advance as 2nd place and will be buried by Netherlands or Spain. Same boring shit as always.

Yep, I expect the same.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

Switzerland being seeded is fucking disgraceful

Nothing is as disgraceful as whatever you want to call the France situation.

 

[Valentus]

WHAT THE FUCK SPAIN AND NETHERLANDS

FUCK THIS SHIT

FUCK YOU FIFA

 

[BoerBert]

Terrible draw for the Netherlands. Again.

 

[Oozer3993]

World Cup 2014 will be the #USARevengeTour Taking on the countries that have knocked us out of the last 3 World Cups.

Group B is literally the worst possible draw for Australia - Spain were top of their pot, as were the Netherlands, as were Chile.

We will receive an education.

Wait, so you're telling me the two countries who were bidding for 2022 against Qatar just so happened to end up with the two toughest draws? Yeah, Sepp Blatter ordered the hit.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Switzerland being seeded is fucking disgraceful

If we play like we did last time against you, I'm renouncing my nationality


For some perverse reason I hope Suarez twats us into a mist of tears and blood

 

[Tugatrix]

Let's give this a quick go

A
Brazil
Mexico

B
Spain
Chile

C
Colombia
Ivory Coast

D
Italy
Uruguay

E
France
Switzerland

F
Argentina
Nigeria

G
Germany
Ghana

H
Belgium
Russia

I'm betting on Belgium to take it

You miss pronounce Portugal

 

[Rayven_king]

the african teams got screwed

 

[Fisticuffs]

Germany, Portugal.. and isn't Ghana the one that eliminated USA last world cup?

 

[TCRS]

dem orange tears

 

[NH Apache]

Germany, Portugal.. and isn't Ghana the one that eliminated USA last world cup?

Yeah. They better start eating their wheaties

 

[mantidor]

Feel bad for Group C who are not Colombia. They've been at the top of their game during the last matches.

Everyone here in Colombia is delighted. Such an easy group. They'll win that one easily I think.

Let's hope the don't get all cocky and give us another heart attack like the last match against Chile.

 

[Lach]

Swiss media is already calling it a lucky draw....
I think it's a pretty even group...

 

[alba]

Good draw for goup A

 

[Tristam]

Germany, Portugal.. and isn't Ghana the one that eliminated USA last world cup?

From the last *two* Cups.

 

[gutterboy44]

You know what. Fuck this. Portugal ain't shit without Ronnie, an off game here or there and we have points on the table. We're gonna win the opener against Ghana, redemption time!

Germany and USA through.

 

[youngwerther]

GERMANY
GHANA
PORTUGAL
YANKS

 

[-Eddman-]

Hopefully this World Cup will bring us many more MiguelHerrera.gifs The only thing of relevance as a mexican.

 

[Funky Papa]

Groups A and E :lol

 

[Mattlikewhoa]

FUCK MY LIFEEEEEEEE!

My co-workers are actually wondering why I look like someone kicked my dog...

 

[NaM]

Fuuuuuuu I wanted Portugal on my group, why you tease me god, whyyyyyyyyy

 

[Mr. Poolman]

Mexico will win against Cameroon, tie against Croatia and lose vs Brazil. We will advance as 2nd place and will be buried by Netherlands or Spain. Same boring shit as always.

Mexico is dead on arrival.
I'll be surprised if they get the 3rd position on that group.

 

[elty]

Group B is the real Group of Death... one of Spain or Netherland will play Brazil in 0.125 final.

 

[MrKaepora]

I think some of you guys are giving too much credit to Portugal. May I remind you all that the US already beat us once in a World Cup? It's a tough group.

 

[Oozer3993]

This is all Graham Zusi's fault.

 

[Buba Big Guns]

NL to finally exact their revenge.

Spoiler

who am I kidding they will choke

 

[kmax]

Asian teams got it nice. (except Australia, rest in peace). Japan and Korea should be relatively happy. It could of been group D or G.

Argentina has a nice group, as well as Brazil. Group B and D's going to be war for the first place, especially D. Death is waiting.

 

[trixx]

the african teams got screwed

Cote d'ivoire and Nigeria have a pretty good chance to get to second stage. For the rest of the African teams it's going to be tough

 

[andycapps]

Germany, Portugal.. and isn't Ghana the one that eliminated USA last world cup?

Same in 2006 I believe. Ghana has been US kryptonite, though the US team is playing a lot better than they were in 2010, IMO. I think for G it's Germany and USA advancing.

 

[Lonely1]

Mexico is dead on arrival.
I'll be surprised if they get the 3rd position on that group.

Any reason?

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Deuce is like lolwtf

 

[Wes]

Saturday 14 June
5pm Colombia v Greece,
8pm Uruguay v Costa Rica,
11pm Ivory Coast v Japan,
2am (Sun) England v Italy.

11 hours of football.

Hype hype.

 

[Azuran]

Australia, England, USA in tough groups.

Blatter sticking it to those nations for 2018 and 2022.

 

[LNBL]

Still can't get France out of my head, howwwww

 

[ndiicm]

You dare ignore Iran

NIGERIA ARE GOING THROUGH

BOSNIA AND IRAN

PUSHOVERS

SECOND ROUND HERE WE COME

Spoiler

We'll find a way to fuck it up.

so true. :/

USA is so boned though not sure even Ghana will make it out.

 

[BoerBert]

Swiss media is already calling it a lucky draw....
I think it's a pretty even group...

Could be worse, though.

 

[-Eddman-]

Mexico is dead on arrival.
I'll be surprised if they get the 3rd position on that group.

lol no. They won't do miracles but with Miguel Herrera as coach it's almost certain that we will see the 2011-2012 Mexico and not the 2013 aberration.

 

[CMojicaAce]

Vamos Mexico! Not the worst group ever as long as we can get our form back.

 

[Arjen]

dem orange tears

Meh, no one is expecting a win this WC, team is still really young.

 

[Haunted]

World Cup 2014 will be the #USARevengeTour Taking on the countries that have knocked us out of the last 3 World Cups.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLtT0imwdCQ

For you, it was the day Germany destroyed your dreams. For us, it was Friday.

Spoiler

I actually remember that game, honestly that whole 2002 run was one of our worst, yet somehow still successful world cup performances. A lot has changed since then on both sides.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

NL to finally exact their revenge.

Spoiler

who am I kidding they will choke

I'm already assuming a loss. Whatever though, if we lose against either Chili or Australia we don't deserve shit anyway.

 

[Mr. Poolman]

Any reason?

They are on a very low point right now, they were almost disqualified from a series of embarrassing loses.

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

CONCACAF cant get a break

 

[B-Dubs]

I think some of you guys are giving too much credit to Portugal. May I remind you all that the US already beat us once in a World Cup? It's a tough group.

It'll be a rough game for both teams considering the timezone change.

 

[Akkad]

At the end of the day you have to play the games, anything is possible. GO USA!