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[Dastardly Jerks]

Ducks-Age is legally allowed to leave the country without clearance from their parole officer first. Kings-Gaf wouldn't understand.

Also, we can afford international data plans.

This was good fire. Teemu should use it to cook a steak on. Also my phone autocorrected Teemu to Germy. Learn your place, phone.

Hrcts pls

Can't wait to see Silver lift the cup ;_;

And the Conn Smythe.

Ducks-GAF: This has been a hell of a series. Haven't been able to hop on much because the WiFi here is spotty at best, but I can't even be pissed if we lose Saturday. Obviously, I hope we win, but you guys have a hell of a team. A lot more even of a series than I ever figured. Your guys' quick strike ability is fucking ridiculous.

Good words. Stick tap. I'm going to be very disappointed if we lose. My expectations are very high for this season. But losing to th eventual cup champs would be a good way to go out.

Will they be? They're basically playing two defensive pairings backed by a goalie that...

Alright, please tell me with a straight face you've watched any games of this series.

I'd cheer for devil himself if it meant Kesler wouldn't get to hoist the cup.

Actually, Satan is cool as hell and cheering for him is good.

You sound bitter.

I for one welcome the Keslord hoisting it.

Ducks > Hawks > Rags/Tampa

Smiles a plenty. The Kesbae can deliver.

If Kesler wins the Cup I will make it up, take you to Teemu's Steakhouse.



Tabris not invited, he said he'd rather have a Caesar Salad.

He'd also scoff at the concept while taking photos of his bread and soup and sitting on his ikea couch.

I wish the Ducks Jerseys looked like this

I really don't like the logo they have now

Good jerseys. I like our new colors too.

Sacrilege against the Webbed D will not be tolerated. We got rid of the word scroll. Praise.

It's probably one of the worst Logos in the NHL. Sorry Ducks.

Now now.

Sefskillz being inserted into our lineup while hrtc sits for a bit

Lace up, Sef. You're on the second line.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Tonight's the night. Go kick some ass tonight Rags GAF.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Please win Lightning

 

[MetatronM]

Alright, please tell me with a straight face you've watched any games of this series.

The fact that you guys haven't been able to do much of anything about the fact that they're playing only two pairings doesn't mean it's not true. Chicago's third pair averaged about 6 minutes between the two of them in Game 6, just as an example.

And Crawford is kind of like Schrodinger's goalie. Sometimes he's one of the best in the league. Sometimes he's dead. I would say that averages out to "pretty good."

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Duncan Keith tops in the playoffs at +11.

I like Hjarlmasson better but Keith is playing lights out.

 

[MetatronM]

 

[Cake Boss]

Wow Martin St Louis likes yellow.

 

[Foggy]

Wow, cruising through last year's SCF thread explains the distinct lack of "man's game" posts here.

 

[Calamari41]

Wow, cruising through last year's SCF thread explains the distinct lack of "man's game" posts here.

We're so fucking #blessed this year it's not even funny. I haven't seen a Kings fan in the real world since the season started. It's been magical.

 

[Razorskin]

Wow Martin St Louis likes yellow.

:lol

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

The fact that you guys haven't been able to do much of anything about the fact that they're playing only two pairings-...

HAVE YOU EVEN FUCKING SEEN KEITHS CREASE CLEARING NEVER-TIRING ROBOTIC UNDEAD SKILLS OR NOT!?

KEITH IS SINGLE HANDEDLY KILLING US.

We're so fucking #blessed this year it's not even funny. I haven't seen a Kings fan in the real world since the season started. It's been magical.

It's like Alice in Wonderland except the Queen of Hearts is giving us handjobs. No bandwagon Kings fans anywhere. The actual legit Kings fans in this thread are being cool as heck. It's wonderful.

 

[Marvie_3]

We're so fucking #blessed this year it's not even funny. I haven't seen a Kings fan in the real world since the season started. It's been magical.

Was there a big meth crackdown in socal or something?

 

[ZeroGravity]

Yo, fuck it. I'm tired of being so down on this group. They're here for a reason.

The Rangers may be the better team, but not tonight. They had their shot last year. This is our year.

Been awhile since I've broken this out, but no better day than today:

 

[Clydefrog]

NYR/TB 3-2

CHI/ANA 5-4

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

I want Stamkos to get his chance.

Let's go Bolts.

 

[zroid]

Bolts/Ducks final to stick it to the O6 supremacists




...what?

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

what?

HAVE YOU EVEN FUCKING SEEN KEITHS CREASE CLEARING NEVER-TIRING ROBOTIC UNDEAD SKILLS OR NOT!?

KEITH IS SINGLE HANDEDLY KILLING US.



It's like Alice in Wonderland except the Queen of Hearts is giving us handjobs. No bandwagon Kings fans anywhere. The actual legit Kings fans in this thread are being cool as heck. It's wonderful.

Seriously Duncan Keith is having the best games of his life.

 

[FTF]

LET'S DO IT RANGERS!!!

 

[zroid]

Ray Ferraro and the Leafs Lunch boys are saying if the Hawks win the cup this year, they might tear up Quenneville's current contract and give him a new one with term at like $5 million+ / year just to keep him happy

lolz

 

[lamaroo]

Yo, fuck it. I'm tired of being so down on this group. They're here for a reason.

The Rangers may be the better team, but not tonight. They had their shot last year. This is our year.

Been awhile since I've broken this out, but no better day than today:

I'm tired of being negative about the Habs too. I promise once Therrien is fired nothing will get in the way of Density 2016.

 

[calder]

Ray Ferraro and the Leafs Lunch boys are saying if the Hawks win the cup this year, they might tear up Quenneville's current contract and give him a new one with term at like $5 million+ / year just to keep him happy

lolz

The thought of Marvie's reaction alone should have neutral observers rooting for a Blackhawks Cup win now.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Don't believe Marvie's lies.

He loves Quenneville.

Best coach he's ever seen.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Don't believe Marvie's lies.

He loves Quenneville.

Best coach he's ever seen.

 

[MetatronM]

Fun fact: more players on the Lightning are undefeated in Game 7's than on the Rangers.

Spoiler

Because about half of the team is 1-0 thanks to the first round series with Detroit.

 

[fallout]

The thought of Marvie's reaction alone should have neutral observers rooting for a Blackhawks Cup win now.

I think I could deal with an overpaid coach that I don't like if my team won 3 cups in 6 years.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

I've always hoped Marvie actually is Q and what he posts are internal monologues.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

I'm tired of being negative about the Habs too. I promise once Therrien is fired nothing will get in the way of Density 2016.

#OperationTankforMatthews2016 is a go

 

[Unhandled Exception]

I expect some ref shenanigans tonight. That Chicago/NY final too valuable to Bettman.

 

[Cindro]

I've always hoped Marvie actually is Q and what he posts are internal monologues.

I almost spit out my drink at work!

This is how I'm going to interpret every Marvie post going forward.


For as hard on yourself as you are Marvie, you've still done a lot of positive things for this franchise. There's definitely some room for improvement, but I know you're working on it deep down <3

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

The writers for the Chicago Tribune suck in general but whoever does Q's mustache is funny.

 

[ZeroGravity]

I expect some ref shenanigans tonight. That Chicago/NY final too valuable to Bettman.

Wouldn't be the first time the Lightning have had to deal with that and overcome it.

 

[Cake Boss]

#OperationTankforMatthews2016 is a go

Will get converted to LW.

 

[Calamari41]

Isn't Bettman's whole "thing" all about growing hockey in non-traditional markets? Wouldn't he then be happy with Florida and Southern California being featured in the Cup Finals? The LA media market is massive, so I would think he would be especially happy with the Kings and Ducks representation in the playoffs for the last decade, and especially since 2012.

Seems like a lot of concern trolling going on in this regard.

 

[Cake Boss]

Yeah Calls is right.

Vote for Calii

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Yeah I don't think you become a traditional market until you have 4 teams in one state at least.

 

[Calamari41]

So once the Bay Area gets the Rubber Puckies expansion team, we'll finally be taken seriously!

 

[Unhandled Exception]

I will buy a Rubber Puckies sweater.

 

[Calamari41]

I will buy a Rubber Puckies sweater.

I want to meet the guy who wouldn't so that I can pour a beer over his six year old daughter's head, Kings fan style.

 

[Pikma]

I'm tired of being negative about the Habs too. I promise once Therrien is fired nothing will get in the way of Density 2016.

 

[Red_Man]

I'd prefer Tampa to win tonight, but it's pretty difficult to bet against Lunqvist in a game 7 at MSG. And by difficult, I mean impossible.

 

[MetatronM]

Anybody else vomiting with anticipation yet?

 

[alexthekid]

Hrcts pls

Can't wait to see Silver lift the cup ;_;

Here is a teaser for you:

 

[KernelPanic]

Isn't Bettman's whole "thing" all about growing hockey in non-traditional markets?

He cares about money first and foremost.

Him and the NHL are still sore from that Sens-Ducks final.

He might be talking to FIFA on how to safely fix the SCF for all we know lol.

 

[~Kinggi~]

Anybody else vomiting with anticipation yet?

I am fairly nervous. I dont want to have to pull out the RUM again and go on blackout times.

 

[Marvie_3]

The thought of Marvie's reaction alone should have neutral observers rooting for a Blackhawks Cup win now.

:lol

I think I could deal with an overpaid coach that I don't like if my team won 3 cups in 6 years.

Yeah, if they can manage to win a Cup this year with all the Q bungles they've had to overcome, then I have nothing else to fear going forward. Probably his worst coaching job yet they're still a game away from the Finals. I don't really think there are any other ways he can do harm that this team can't overcome.


I hope.......

The writers for the Chicago Tribune suck in general but whoever does Q's mustache is funny.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Was there a big meth crackdown in socal or something?

:lol

Let's go Bolts. Get some fresh blood into the SCF from the EC.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Was there a big meth crackdown in socal or something?

LA isn't San Bernardino or Lancaster.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

LA isn't San Bernardino or Lancaster.

Tell that to Carter.

 

[Marvie_3]

Tell that to Carter.

Man, learn to keep up. It's all about Stoll's drug problems now.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Man, learn to keep up. It's all about Stoll's drug problems now.

I try to keep as little Kings-related information as possible in my life as possible at any given time.

Thankfully their shit season and bandwagon fans have been making that easy this year.