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[brap]

Weird. This is mine:

she could step on my face

 

[Elcid]

Elcid

You're crazy breh. She's a dime.
It's also the sexiest celebrity foot photo I've ever seen. Take a gander.

You right now -

Will give it to her, they do look nice there.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

she could step on my face

+1

(without the shoes in my case, though)

 

[Kadayi]

Roberts is the most conventionally pretty, Stone has a bit more personality to her look though, whilst Watson is kind of beige.

#TeamStone

 

[brap]

+1

(without the shoes in my case, though)

I obviously meant without the shoes too

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I obviously meant without the shoes too

I never know with you... : D

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[Shodan09]

Roberts till I die.

 

[GymWolf]

I'm a big Bryce Dallas Howard fan - I think she's the superior ginger to Emma Stone.
She was also hotter as Gwen Stacey than Stone in Spider-Man 3.

I vastly prefer howard too.

 

[Elcid]

You are all lost. The Watsons have been enlightened.

 

[kunonabi]

My brother casts his vote for Stone. Sadly he's not a member but it's a vote in spirit. He also completely laughed off the idea of picking Watson.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Watson looks like someone LARPing as a sexy woman.

 

[kunonabi]

Watson looks like someone LARPing as a sexy woman.

She has everything in the right place there's just no spark or sexuality to her. It's like being a doctor and looking at a naked patient in a hospital room.

Like Shirley Manson doesn't have a super amazing figure but she just oozes so much sexual charisma that it makes you pay attention to her. It's just something that can't be taught you either have it or you don't.

 

[Kadayi]

Fixed that for you

 

[Stiflers Mom]

She has everything in the right place there's just no spark or sexuality to her. It's like being a doctor and looking at a naked patient in a hospital room.

Like Shirley Manson doesn't have a super amazing figure but she just oozes so much sexual charisma that it makes you pay attention to her. It's just something that can't be taught you either have it or you don't.

Couldn't have said it better.

 

[Kadayi]

You are all lost. The Watsons have been enlightened.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Does Watson get extra points for being batshit crazy or lose points?

 

[brap]

Does Watson get extra points for being batshit crazy or lose points?

Ask your penis

 

[Coolwhhip]

Ask your penis

Extra points it is.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

You are all lost. The Watsons have been enlightened.

They don't even know

 

[brap]

They don't even know

 

[teezzy]

I never know with you... : D

She could rip off one of those flip flops and slap me with it and I'd probably coom

I'm a simple man. Seriously they look perfect there

 

[Super Mario]

Watson was hot. Once she opens her mouth, you go full-limp.

Stone has that vibe of the most average, yet not at all ugly girl (but weirdly enough, with a man's voice) to give you attention, so you fall in love

Roberts is the closest to what you would want in a wife

 

[Elcid]

Watson was hot. Once she opens your mouth, you go full-limp.

Stone has that vibe of the most average, yet not at all ugly girl (but weirdly enough, with a man's voice) to give you attention, so you fall in love

Roberts is the closest to what you would want in a wife

I...actually agree with this. I've never heard Emma Watson speak outside of a movie though so I don't know nor care enough to be bothered by her talking.

 

[notseqi]

She could rip off one of those flip flops and slap me with it and I'd probably coom

I'm a simple man. Seriously they look perfect there

Imagine her wearing these bad boys:

 

[Elcid]

Even though Stone has won, likely due to Stoner corruption and fraud, it's okay, I'm fine with that. You know why? Because I don't think this thread was ever truly about the Three Emmas; it always about the journey along the way, and the friends we have made.

The Winner...

The Runner-Up - The True Queen

The True Runner-Up - The Classy Beauty

 

[triplestation]

stone looks like something that climbs down from a tree

watson looks like richard dawkins

roberts is DELICIOUS

 

[Elcid]

stone looks like something that climbs down from a tree

watson looks like richard dawkins

roberts is DELICIOUS

Richard Dawkins can get it.

 

[eddie4]

Glad to see the superior Emma won. As I said, it's always Stone. GG.

 

[notseqi]

Glad to see the superior Emma won. As I said, it's always Stone. GG.

I demand a recount.
This will probably end up before the Supreme-Supreme Court.

 

[Elcid]

I demand a recount.
This will probably end up before the Supreme-Supreme Court.

EvilLore voted for Stone. We can't trust him for a non-bias ruling.

 

[notseqi]

EvilLore voted for Stone. We can't trust him for a non-bias ruling.

He went in early and swayed it. Definitely.
As he has a platform he should be dissuaded from voting in these kind of important polls. This isn't american election horseshit, this is serious business.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Stone and Roberts = friends with benefits that are great at parties and showing off to friends

Watson = Wife material who you could take to a top restaurant without her embarrassing you, and wants fingerblasting in the limo on the way home.

As for recounts, you Yanks can argue over who wins between Stone and Roberts, but just like the bad-guy, in Lethal Weapon 2, Watson has Diplomatic Immunity, so a recount you can't do.

 

[eddie4]

I demand a recount.

Recounts are only allowed if the difference is under 1%.
As we can see here, Stone won by a fucking landslide.

 

[notseqi]

As for recounts, you Yanks can argue over who wins between Stone and Roberts, but just like the bad-guy, in Lethal Weapon 2, Watson has Diplomatic Immunity, so a recount you can't do.

Ｄ Ｉ Ｐ Ｌ Ｏ Ｍ Ａ Ｔ Ｉ Ｃ Ｉ Ｍ Ｍ Ｕ Ｎ Ｉ Ｔ Ｙ

Recounts are only allowed if the difference is under 1%.
As we can see here, Stone won by a fucking landslide.

This is not a cheerocracy and we don't need a cheertator.

 

[Elcid]

He went in early and swayed it. Definitely.
As he has a platform he should be dissuaded from voting in these kind of important polls. This isn't american election horseshit, this is serious business.

I couldn't concur more.

Stone and Roberts = friends with benefits that are great at parties and showing off to friends

Watson = Wife material who you could take to a top restaurant without her embarrassing you, and wants fingerblasting in the limo on the way home.

As for recounts, you Yanks can argue over who wins between Stone and Roberts, but just like the bad-guy, in Lethal Weapon 2, Watson has Diplomatic Immunity, so a recount you can't do.

Damn bro, you really know how to treat your wife.

Recounts are only allowed if the difference is under 1%.
As we can see here, Stone won by a fucking landslide.

That's exactly what a fucking commie would say.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Damn bro, you really know how to treat your wife.

If you can't finger bang your wife's sloppy vaj after a good night-out, why even get married?

 

[Elcid]

If you can't finger bang your wife's sloppy vaj after a good night-out, why even get married?

Oh I'm all for it. But real talk, do you wash your hands first? I'm always worried about giving a girl an infection from an unclean hand

 

[notseqi]

Oh I'm all for it. But real talk, do you wash your hands first? I'm always worried about giving a girl an infection from an unclean hand

That's a problem for future-Boswollocks. Current-Boswollocks just wants his fingers wet, preferably in a sexy way.

 

[eot]

Oh I'm all for it. But real talk, do you wash your hands first? I'm always worried about giving a girl an infection from an unclean hand

Everyone carries hand sanitizer nowadays so

 

[notseqi]

Everyone carries hand sanitizer nowadays so

So... five finger knuckle dust your missus's fairy cave on the tube?

 

[Elcid]

So... five finger knuckle dust your missus's fairy cave on the tube?

After some research apparently freshly washed hands can be just as bad for a vagina. But yes infections can definitely happen, but for the most part they're self cleaning. Magical things that they are.

 

[notseqi]

After some research apparently freshly washed hands can be just as bad for a vagina. But yes infections can definitely happen, but for the most part they're self cleaning. Magical things that they are.

Just have her favourite drink 'at hand', ifyaknowwaddaimean

 

[brap]

Just have her favourite drink 'at hand', ifyaknowwaddaimean

Date rape her? WHAT THE FUCK???

 

[eddie4]

That's exactly what a fucking commie would say.

It's ok bro. The better Emma won. Don't worry, there's always 2024. Cheer up, it will be ok.

 

[notseqi]

Date rape her? WHAT THE FUCK???

No you dingus. Coat your hand with a Pina Colada before you attack Clittown.

 

[Fushitsusha]

Don't know or care much about these broads but if I had to rank them in looks it would be Roberts > Stone > Watson for what it is worth.

Voting for the underdog if the poll is still open.

 

[notseqi]

Don't give a shit about any of these broads but if I had to rank them in looks it would be Roberts > Stone > Watson for what it is worth.

mah man

 

[thegame983]

In a strange twist of fate not only is Roberts the hottest, but she is the only one that you feel you would kind of have a chance with

 

[Fushitsusha]

In a storage twist of fate not only is Roberts the hottest, but she is the only one that you feel you would kind of have a chance with

That's cute. What films have you been in and how much is your hollywood summer mansion worth?