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[thegame983]

That's cute. What films have you been in and how much is your hollywood summer mansion worth?

I can easily envisage Roberts working as a till-girl in Tesco.

That's the appeal

 

[rofif]

Watson never looked good. It's like control main character

 

[appaws]

This is bullshit. The influx of Reeeturner votes clearly has given it to Stone cause she is the most mannish and most likely to have been actually born a guy...stunning and brave.

 

[Elcid]

This is bullshit. The influx of Reeeturner votes clearly has given it to Stone cause she is the most mannish and most likely to have been actually born a guy...stunning and brave.

Nah I can spot a dude from their feet, she's not a dude. She's still basic and froggy, but she's not a dude.

 

[kunonabi]

Stone being the most mannish is hilarious since Roberts is a few steps away from looking like Fabio in the face.

 

[Sakura]

Watson is clearly the most attractive of the three.

 

[eot]

Just bumping this because wtf this Emma Watson lookalike on reddit

Maybe we need an Emma vs fake Emma poll:

 

[Elcid]

Just bumping this because wtf this Emma Watson lookalike on reddit

Maybe we need an Emma vs fake Emma poll:

How old is the fake...asking for a friend.
eot also it's rude to post someone and no sauce to find them, for research purposes.

 

[eot]

How old is the fake...asking for a friend.
eot also it's rude to post someone and no sauce to find them, for research purposes.

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As for age

 

[JimiNutz]

The double is better.
Younger too so the meat is fresher.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I concur, the double looks more cute.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Oh I'm all for it. But real talk, do you wash your hands first? I'm always worried about giving a girl an infection from an unclean hand

If she doesn't want turd-encrusted pubes from under your finger nails up her muff, is she really worth marrying?

 

[Elcid]

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As for age

My gut told me that girl looked too young!

The double is better.
Younger too so the meat is fresher.

She's not even 18 dude. He's posting pedobait!

If she doesn't want turd-encrusted pubes from under your finger nails up her muff, is she really worth marrying?

When you put it like that...yeah, who would want a woman with standards of hygiene, amirite?!

 

[Airbus Jr]

Roberts for me..

The other two Emma are pretty but i like Roberts face better...

 

[Airbus Jr]

This is the image that made me team Watson. I don't like her legs.

Spoiler: Forgive Me Brap

As a scientician, I think we need to examine the facts we know about these women to come to a proper decision.

	Roberts	Stone	Watson
Height	5'2	5'6	5'5
Weight	~113	~117	~110
Breast	32A	32B	32A
Foot	6	7.5	7
Age	29	32	30

As we can all see looking at the data table above, Emma Stone is basically a sasquatch. You should all retract your votes for her and change them to Watson immediately.

Emma Roberts is just 5'2 ?

Thats short af

Im always under the impression that shes a tall lady

 

[Elcid]

Emma Roberts is just 5'2 ?

Thats short af

Im always under the impression that shes a tall lady

She's the tiniest of the bunch I believe. She was my preferred until I saw her legs. Watson just kills it when you look at the whole package.

 

[Airbus Jr]

She's the tiniest of the bunch I believe. She was my preferred until I saw her legs. Watson just kills it when you look at the whole package.

Watson is pretty but i cant get rid of her Hermione schoolgirl face. Shes pretty but not my type

Stone not a big fans of her round face

Emma Roberts face i like the most... shame about her height tho...

 

[Airbus Jr]

This is an absolute winner comparison here for me ( in my opinion)

Roberts face structure is better than Stone

Dont know why Stone is leading but thats just my opinion ( roberts the best)

Maybe if heights plays important role in this vote i can understand that decision

 

[brap]

Emma Roberts face i like the most... shame about her height tho...

Her being short is cute wtf

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Her being short is cute wtf

Exactly.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Friday lads

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

Everyone who voted Emma Roberts is definitely a homosexual.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Elcid]

Everyone who voted Emma Roberts is definitely a homosexual.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Everyone that voted for Stone is blind!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[teezzy]

I'd love to see Emma Stone in person
She looks so wildly different in a bunch of different photos. Would love to get an IRL assessment

Shes also the type of chick who likes to dress like Annie Hall but is banging in bed

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

Everyone that voted for Stone is blind!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Stone has that "personality" thing going for her, plus that voice. Emma Roberts looks like a malnourished horse.

 

[brap]

Stone has that "personality" thing going for her, plus that voice. Emma Roberts looks like a malnourished horse.

What voice? The man one? Along with the butthole eyes and shitty le quirky personality?

 

[Elcid]

Stone has that "personality" thing going for her, plus that voice. Emma Roberts looks like a malnourished horse.

There is only one now, #watson

 

[teezzy]

Lmao personality in quotations is so funny

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

What voice? The man one? Along with the butthole eyes and shitty le quirky personality?

Horse fucker!!

 

[brap]

Horse fucker!!

Frog fucker

 

[teezzy]

I'd fuck all 3

 

[Elcid]

I'd fuck all 3

 

[teezzy]

It's been a while broski

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

Look everyone! I found nudes of Emma Roberts...

You fucks should be thrown in jail. Bestiality perverts get beaten up by pedophiles in jail. Lower on the totem pole.

 

[Elcid]

It's been a while broski

It's been work and PS5 now taking my life

Look everyone! I found nudes of Emma Roberts...

You fucks should be thrown in jail. Bestiality perverts get beaten up by pedophiles in jail. Lower on the totem pole.

I'm beginning to think you're the gay one!

 

[TaylorSwiftFan]

I'll have to go with Emma Roberts.

 

[Elcid]

 

[Captain Zyrain]

Thanks to this thread my Google suggestions are giving me stuff like this

and

thank you

 

[Elcid]

Thanks to this thread my Google suggestions are giving me stuff like this

and

thank you

Are you trying to tell us you can only get off to pregerenant women?

 

[highrider]

All 3 of them are pretty wack. I don't think I could put up with an actress, hot women are everywhere, why simp for these high maintenance broads.

 

[Captain Zyrain]

Are you trying to tell us you can only get off to pregerenant women?

ONLY is a tad restrictive.

 

[DESTROYA]

Stone being the most mannish is hilarious since Roberts is a few steps away from looking like Fabio in the face.

I can't unsee this , but 100% spot on.

 

[Airbus Jr]

Emma Stone no1 ?

Cmon looking at this picture..side by side Roberts have better face

 

[brap]

Emma Stone no1 ?

Cmon looking at this picture..side by side Roberts have better face

Gaf loves the alcoholic white trash mom look

 

[DESTROYA]

Gaf loves the alcoholic white trash mom look

That picture doesn't do any favors to either, look at Roberts nose in that pic she looks like big bird and Watson looks like she just finished blowing 10 guys.

 

[TrainedRage]

After watching AHS '84 .... My vote has changed to Emma Roberts. She is such... I don't know, she has a certain vibe I really like.

 

[teezzy]

Gaf loves the alcoholic white trash mom look

Alcoholic white trash moms and linebackers with tight holes. Sign me tf up!!

 

[teezzy]

That picture doesn't do any favors to either, look at Roberts nose in that pic she looks like big bird and Watson looks like she just finished blowing 10 guys.

They look kinda coked out tbh. The lighting is harsh, the picture was fucked with in post, and they've both obviously been hard partying for the night

 

[notseqi]

Gaf loves the alcoholic white trash mom look

That's one of the atrocious pictures, who the fuck does that to a young girl. She looks ripe for a minivan.

 

[psorcerer]

All of them look like ponys. Sorry not sorry.