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Haha, Oh man... you got played.

NEVER sleep with a woman who is obsessed with you. She will find a way to make you hers... and in this case... ANCHOR BABY!
 
TheSpoiler said:
Wait, the condom didn't even bust?

So you came in the condom but it didn't break and you think some load fell into her insides?
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This avatar/comment combo killed me.
 
Kids are great, even if you think it'll ruin your life. I thought having a child would be awful, but honestly I can't imagine my life without my daughter in it. It's more fun than I ever had being childless. Probably the hardest part is how expensive kids are so be ready for that part. But most people make it work, you will too, one day.

That being said, maybe save this question for when she actually tells you she is pregnant. Chances are greatly in favor of you not having a child.
 
You dont share her romantic feelings but having her as a fuckbuddy is cool!

Congrats on the sex for the purpose of procreation my man!

Its like an Ashton Kutcher movie! "Dude, Where's My Condom?"
 
Cabal said:
Kids are great, even if you think it'll ruin your life. I thought having a child would be awful, but honestly I can't imagine my life without my daughter in it. It's more fun than I ever had being childless. Probably the hardest part is how expensive kids are so be ready for that part. But most people make it work, you will too, one day.

That being said, maybe save this question for when she actually tells you she is pregnant. Chances are greatly in favor of you not having a child.
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Not everybody is cut out to be a parent, and not everybody *wants* be a parent, even by accident.
 
Lol I had a situation last year with a chick I was kind of seeing. But since abortion is not an option good luck on fatherhood!
 
OP I am not going to berate you for displaying poor judgement in having sex with the girl as what is done is done.

Should it turns out that she is pregnant you have to think of the following;

-Are you in a situation where you can support a child?
-Do you want to be involved?
-Can you deal with sharing custody with the mother?

Now if it turns out that she isn't pregnant consider this as a lucky escape and learn from it.

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richardhawk said:
I get people not being stoked on abortion (it's kind of shitty to go through) but why can't she take the morning after pill?
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Considering how OP said that the girl had been acting like a super girlfriend, confessed to OP only to have him reject her, resisting him pulling out and refusal to take the morning pill suggest that she wants to trap the OP.
 
So OP thinks the force of his girl wanting his cock more forced his cum to explode out of the back end a seemingly good condom.

A) your load can be bigger and smaller than you think and B) what?
 
Mexen said:
What's the best way to handle an unexpected pregnancy?

Edit: well, I neglected the details because GAF nitpicks and I just wanted advice on how to deal with the pregnancy itself but here's the story. I regret typing this already.

My best friend of 11 years and I share a flat (apartment, you are welcome, America) since we work together and it's a five minute drive from the office.

Lately, she's been acting super girlfriend like and confessed her romantic feelings for me. However, I don't feel the same way and that caused a rift between us. Somehow, we got past it and started talking again.

And then about an hour ago, she was being really... She wanted to have sex and I resisted at first but eventually, I caved and she got a condom she had stashed somewhere in her room.

Now as I was pulling out, she resisted and that counter force pushed some semen into her canal. I base this on the load I ejaculated relative to what was in the condom... And my crotch. I immediately freaked out. I am still freaking out.

She has refused to take a morning after pill and says its unlikely conception took place and took the liberty to explain high school biology to me with respect to her cycle, but I just can't let it go.

If there is even an odd chance that she is pregnant, I don't know where to start with being a father.

I am 26 and abortion is not an option. Sorry about thread title, I just didn't know what to say.

>_<
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why? why isn't it an option? you're not married to her, nor dating her, just friends and roommates.
 
wesleyshark said:
But will the child upscale to 4k or be native 4k
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Granadier said:
Baby monitors nowadays handle the scaling for you, so it doesn't matter.
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Not necessarily. The scaling can be done inside the mother- it's generally faster to have it built-in.
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What is this, two Gamecubes taped together?
 
HIGHLY unlikely that she got pregnant. Jeez, many couples go full ham for months, even years, and don't get pregnant, and you had a condom on.

IF by some one in a million chance she is, well then you do your job and support her.
 
richardhawk said:
I get people not being stoked on abortion (it's kind of shitty to go through) but why can't she take the morning after pill?
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For real, I mean I know yeah it feels shitty but like if it makes your partner feel less worried about becoming a parent it's one of the things you'd just do if you gave a shit about your partner being worried if you ask me.

That being said, it's her choice, and she's probably right that she isn't pregnant. Still, I'd do it if it'd help making my partner not shit themselves about their future.

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Not necessarily. The scaling can be done inside the mother- it's generally faster to have it built-in.
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Pfft are you telling me this mother could scale up better than my $2000 Sony/LG baby monitor could? Please tell me what you're smoking.

/s
 
FunkyPajamas said:
Not everybody is cut out to be a parent, and not everybody *wants* be a parent, even by accident.
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Then don't? Pay child support or put it up for adoption. My point is that it's nowhere near as bad as most people make it out to be, myself included. Results may vary, obviously. But as a parent who was scared shitless, it worked out great.
 
LOL OP, she played you.

She came on strong, you rejected her, then she got you thinking with the other head, and then she got you right where she wanted you. She even had the "condom" prepared.

RIP

Enjoy your new child!

Seriously though, you should've held your ground and completely rejected her. Your game's weak son.
 
*Starts reading OP*
"I wonder how many months she's in?"
*continues reading*
"Oh, the chance of her being pregnant is literally not even 1 in 1000."

C'mon son.

That said, her not wanting to take the morning after pill could be a red flag.
 
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