• Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!

( ._.)

Status
Not open for further replies.
echoshifting said:
Sorry, do you actually think the op was raped here?

Or are you suggesting that he threaten her with a malicious and destructive lie?
Click to expand...
Bear-takes-a-seat.gif
 
I, too, am sweating it for another week or so if its any consolation. Had sex and got pre cum in there. Nervous even though the odds are with me :(
 
In which day of her period did you have sex? Only some days are fertile... Look for standard days method in Google you might find a better clue. Regardless, don't freak out and be supportive to EACH other.
 
Seems like what's stressing you out the most is the uncertainty. Go back and have sex with her every night this week. No condoms, that way you won't have to worry about load differentials.
 
Magni said:
Seems like what's stressing you out the most is the uncertainty. Go back and have sex with her every night this week. No condoms, that way you won't have to worry about load differentials.
Click to expand...

Yeah, load differentials and thrust coefficients is just way too much thinking, especially when the blood is being diverted from the brain.
 
Was the thread title changed? Should be a bannable offense if that was the original title.

Secondly, you were wearing a condom, but still tried to pull out, and now think she's pregnant an hour after you've had sex? You need help, and not with an unplanned pregnancy.
 
Mexen said:
Now as I was pulling out, she resisted and that counter force pushed some semen into her canal. I base this on the load I ejaculated relative to what was in the condom... And my crotch. I immediately freaked out. I am still freaking out.
Click to expand...

Probably my single favorite thing written on GAF so far this year.

OT, based on what you've written I'd venture you're going to be fine...but your friend sounds desperate. After the gets her next period, I'd look for a new living situation.
 
I don't understand how one can know how big one's load is without looking at it.
You should have just checked if she wiped it up. If there's nothing to clean, she won't.
 
Greddleok said:
I don't understand how one can know how big one's load is without looking at it.
You should have just checked if she wiped it up. If there's nothing to clean, she won't.
Click to expand...

Well, you can't know exactly how big, but you know if it's more than usual. At least I can tell when it's a lot vs. average.

oneils said:
Did that guy and his wife actually end up using that name?
Click to expand...

Someone should find out. I don't even remember the OP at this point.
 
Mexen said:
And then about an hour ago, she was being really... She wanted to have sex and I resisted at first but eventually, I caved and she got a condom she had stashed somewhere in her room.

Now as I was pulling out, she resisted and that counter force pushed some semen into her canal. I base this on the load I ejaculated relative to what was in the condom... And my crotch. I immediately freaked out. I am still freaking out.
Click to expand...
Please, please, never try for a career in erotic fiction.
 
It's normal to freak out under the circumstances but you're probably fine OP. Just try to learn from this moving forward.
 
Mexen said:
Now as I was pulling out, she resisted and that counter force pushed some semen into her canal. I base this on the load I ejaculated relative to what was in the condom... And my crotch. I immediately freaked out. I am still freaking out.
Click to expand...

I feel like a maths question can be constructed out of this.
 
this thread still alive? lol

I'm willing to bet $10 she's not pregnant, was the OP a virgin? I've had my fair share of scares and now I know it takes a lot of effort to get a woman pregnant.
 
Airan said:
I feel like a maths question can be constructed out of this.
Click to expand...

If a man ejaculates at the velocity of an african sparrow carrying three coconuts and a lesser counter-force is applied at the height of the ejaculate's velocity and the weight of the counter force is 120lbs. For the equation, assume the load of the ejaculate is X and the depth and circumference of the receiving canal is Y. Describe how much semen is displaced from the receiving canal and how much remains within the circumference of the canal.

Show your work.

In all seriousness... You're fine. Stop stressing. Though if she's not on BC that does kinda suck because there's definitely some uncertainty but look into the ovulation cycle. More importantly, I'd figure out how to deal with what she clearly wants from you. That's going to make things more awkward than any amount of "accidental spillage" could ever cause. Unless y'all are down to go with FWB (which honestly, OP, you don't sound like the type to handle that well) good luck!
 
Dude, what the hell. If you don't want a pregnancy scare then use a condom or don't do it at all. It may be hard but you gotta make sure you think with the right head there.

But since that's all done already, you need to talk to her about it. Lay out your side of things and make sure she knows your stance on the matter.

oneils said:
Did that guy and his wife actually end up using that name?
Click to expand...
I think they used first name Kale, middle name Breckin.
 
Plan B is your best friend, please get her to take it now.

Also she's probably not pregnant.

Why is abortion not an option? It's not a child/life yet.
 
Welp, she got you exactly where she wanted.

Katori said:
Plan B is your best friend, please get her to take it now.

Also she's probably not pregnant.

Why is abortion not an option? It's not a child/life yet.
Click to expand...

Even if it was an option (asuming she was pregnant) do you think she would do it?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom