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cwmartin said:
It's not. Paranoid dudes with misconceptions about how and why women may act around them. Pretty gross mostly.
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Oh thank god

I mean one party has an oversized tapeworm force its way out of their crotch only to have them puke and scream for 18 years, and the other party just has to write a check every month.

I mean who's really the winner here
 
keffri said:
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We bringing this back cause I love this
 
That whole cop out attempt with "she pushed me back" does not fly anyway, pulling out does not work.
Support what she wants, do not push.
 
So she had sex with you for the first time, you came inside her and she refuses to take a morning after pill? Did you offer to pay for the pill?
 
Is OP's roommate a fembot?
You don't just get tricked into having sex with the girl, she didn't release pheromones or something...

You lie in the bed you make, OP. But really, I'm sure you're fine. Just keep your 'thing' under control the next time someone appears to have a mild interest in it, yeah?
 
Hex said:
That whole cop out attempt with "she pushed me back" does not fly anyway, pulling out does not work.
Support what she wants, do not push.
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Pulling out is about 96% effective, if you always do it correctly. Always is difficult to accomplish, though.
 
Hazmat said:
You had sex with a woman with a condom on but are worried because the amount of semen in the condom is not as much as you expected? Relax. There's nothing about this to worry about, other than the risk that you take every time you have sex regardless of birth control.
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TheSpoiler said:
Wait, the condom didn't even bust?

So you came in the condom but it didn't break and you think some load fell into her insides?
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I must be missing something or the OP is completely ignorant to what a condom does and how someone gets pregnant. The OP needs to go to Sex ed class or something.
 
Mexen said:
Now as I was pulling out, she resisted and that counter force pushed some semen into her canal
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Mexen said:
She has refused to take a morning after pill and says its unlikely conception took place and took the liberty to explain high school biology to me with respect to her cycle, but I just can't let it go.
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These and the unrequited love would have me checking all my condoms for pin holes (¬_¬)
 
I dont even see how its possible for you to have came inside her when you had a condom on, even if she kept you in. Unless you're saying the condom came off while you were still inside her.
 
Onemic said:
I dont even see how its possible for you to have came inside her when you had a condom on, even if she kept you in. Unless you're saying the condom came off while you were still inside her.
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I don't think the OP understands how sex works. Weird that he has completely avoided the thread since he started it as well.
 
Condom + pull out + morning after pill. You should add more contraceptives to your love making to make it more interesting.
 
Pull out game too weak

Don't pull out, better idea to use a condom. Too many pregnancies at my school cuz niggas thought they pullout game was stronk
 
I think people are being overly paranoid about the condom and holes but.....

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OP, check the garbage can just in case.
 
Mexen said:
Edit 2: She is not pregnant... According to a pregnancy test she took but fuck me, I don't know the rules of when one should be taken but I will take her word for it and that of the little display showing 'Not Pregnant'. Oh, man, I am an idiot. Somewhere between cramming APIs and administration of servers, I lost all common sense. Suddenly this thread reads differently. I would smile but I don't want to jinks it ( ._.)
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It's okay, glad things worked out for you.
 
JigglesBunny said:
Is OP's roommate a fembot?
You don't just get tricked into having sex with the girl, she didn't release pheromones or something...

You lie in the bed you make, OP. But really, I'm sure you're fine. Just keep your 'thing' under control the next time someone appears to have a mild interest in it, yeah?
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Women do realise feromones when they are sexualy available to make their parter hard or horny .
 
Talk about sheltered. Many many women will try to trap a guy with pregnancy. There are plenty of guys out there that will do the same. I'd say grow up op and get the hell out of there. Shit isn't kosher. If you 1, have self respect and 2, step back for a second and think about just how effed up this whole situation is. Who the hell is someone else to force the other to have a child and take on that responsibility without their consent? The kid won't have the same life they would coming from a real family.
 
Dunkley said:
It's okay, glad things worked out for you.
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Except I don't think most pregnancy tests work that fast. It all matters when her last period was. OP still may be a dad.

Not a dad because he didn't get anything in her

Unless she put holes in the condom
 
turtle553 said:
Except I don't think most pregnancy tests work that fast. It all matters when her last period was. OP still may be a dad.

Not a dad because he didn't get anything in her

Unless she put holes in the condom
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Fuck

Edit: I just did some reading on the best time to have the test done.
 
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