Advertising Slogan that describes your sex life.

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J2 Cool

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"Give me a break! Give me a break - break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar!"

of course no girl ever gives me a piece of her Kit Kat :(
 

J2 Cool

Member
when I actually had a sex life I'd say this was it

"Where's my cream filling"
"I dont.. i dont... i dunno.. Just keep going. Oh. Oooh. OOOO"
"eww!"
"Hey, 'If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face'"

So true for the topic and re-enactment :D
 

sefskillz

shitting in the alley outside your window
ive got one for the gayming agers...

"crossfire... crossfire... CROSSFIRE, from mattel"
 

sc0la

Unconfirmed Member
"Get more for your money."

Rogaine: "The sooner. The better."

And
"Army of One" for all you masturbators
 

Lathentar

Looking for Pants
Line: "Schhh...You-Know-Who."
Brand: Schweppes

and finally...

Line: "You know when you've been Tango'd."
Brand: Tango
 

explodet

Member
"Betcha can't eat just one."


For the men cruising the bars: "The Quicker Picker Upper"
For the bisexuals: "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."

Honorable mentions:

"It takes a licking and keeps on ticking."
"Let your fingers do the walking."
"Because I'm worth it."
 

Drensch

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"Now you're playing with power"
"Sometime you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't"
"Have you heard about the big O?"
"Rip, zip, swish ahh(or whatever it is for those finger brush things)"
 
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