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[impirius]

There's no power greater than X



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("I've fallen and I can't get up" was MedicAlert)

 

[J2 Cool]

"Taste Me! Taste Me! Come on and Taste Me!" - Doral Cigarettes

"Think Small" - Volkswagen

 

[Manabanana]

That's Steve Urkel man.

No, I thought they used that for some emergency pager thing for seniors. Some old women says it in the commercial.

 

[Scrow]

"I can't believe it's not butter."

 

[Dilbert]

"A little dab'll do ya." (Brylcream)

"Does she...or doesn't she?" (Clairol hair coloring)

"Good to the last drop." (Maxwell House)

"Have it your way." (Burger King)

"It takes a licking and keeps on ticking." (Timex)

"Quality is Job 1." (Ford)

And, of course, my favorite:

"The other white meat." (Pork producers' council slogan)

 

[etiolate]

Volkswagen: "Think Small"

Pepsodent: "You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with ..."

Courage Tavern Ale: "It's what your right arm's for."

Avis: "We Try Harder"

 

[J2 Cool]

"I can't believe it's not butter."

dissapointed huh?

 

[Triumph]

I don't think there's a slogan appropriate, honestly. If there was, it would probably be along the lines of: "You're doomed to only have sex with fat chicks you don't like when you're drunk. Oh, and the sex won't be good or fulfilling, either. Sucks to be you!"

 

[Brannon]

"99 and 3/4% Pure" (Ivory Soap)

Would be 100% but hey, I flog it damn it.

 

[={<SMOKE>}=]

I don't think there's a slogan appropriate, honestly. If there was, it would probably be along the lines of: "You're doomed to only have sex with fat chicks you don't like when you're drunk. Oh, and the sex won't be good or fulfilling, either. Sucks to be you!"

this is my slogan as well...