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Air Force husband sets up hidden camera to catch wife poisoning his coffee with bleach
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Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
ssringo
Member
The guy faked drinking distilled bleach for months and the wife didn't think something was up? Either this dude was an incredible actor or the wife was incredibly stupid. I'm guessing the latter because a coroner is going to notice someone dying from bleach poisoning and the police will investigate. Might affect the whole life insurance thing.
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Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
If you ever want to see the dregs of humanity then watch the law and crime network, some true winners on there..
I'm hooked
I saw this the other day, utter evil bitch.
But, like all these videos, it makes me think what I'd do in that situation.
I'm hooked
I saw this the other day, utter evil bitch.
But, like all these videos, it makes me think what I'd do in that situation.
Lord Panda
The Sea is Always Right
Reminds me of this scene from the Sixth Sense
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Cyberpunkd
Member
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
She was trying to slowly murder her husband in a house that had cameras in it via a way that is immediately detectable by the person trying to be killed as well as any half brained CSI that happens to trip and fall into the house while investigating or any coroner worth a damn. I would bet my entire house and my life savings that she is 100% a fucking moron that saw an episode of some random crime based TV show where the "Genius" wife/husband spent the whole episode trying to or succeeding in killing their partner via a slow and steady source of poison and she thought "hey I can do that!" and then immediately went to Bleach because it was $5 at Walmart. Like this moron couldn't even be bothered to do basic research for her grand plan.
Never realizing that....
1) Bleach is not an immediate killer in low doses. You have to chug the shit in order to die and that takes a bit. Anyone ingesting it would know something is wrong LONG before they were to die from it.
2) There are poisonous chemicals that you can get with relative ease and use that don't disrupt the taste of a drink/food so much that the victim would notice that kill much faster and much less conspicuously. I know that now from a brief google search. (Hello FBI How are you today?)
3) She did all of this while in the middle of what appears to be a messy divorce. Your soon to be divorced relatively young and healthy husband magically dropping dead shortly before the divorce is finalized is an automatic red flag for literally any insurance company at all let alone one where its a big payout with a Veteran involved.
This dumbass lady does not have two braincells to rub together. She literally watched an episode of CSI or whatever and thought "Hey I can do that!".
Doczu
Member
Well i'll be damned N_I, you really did change after the Smollet case.She was trying to slowly murder her husband in a house that had cameras in it via a way that is immediately detectable by the person trying to be killed as well as any half brained CSI that happens to trip and fall into the house while investigating or any coroner worth a damn. I would bet my entire house and my life savings that she is 100% a fucking moron that saw an episode of some random crime based TV show where the "Genius" wife/husband spent the whole episode trying to or succeeding in killing their partner via a slow and steady source of poison and she thought "hey I can do that!" and then immediately went to Bleach because it was $5 at Walmart. Like this moron couldn't even be bothered to do basic research for her grand plan.
Never realizing that....
1) Bleach is not an immediate killer in low doses. You have to chug the shit in order to die and that takes a bit. Anyone ingesting it would know something is wrong LONG before they were to die from it.
2) There are poisonous chemicals that you can get with relative ease and use that don't disrupt the taste of a drink/food so much that the victim would notice that kill much faster and much less conspicuously. I know that now from a brief google search. (Hello FBI How are you today?)
3) She did all of this while in the middle of what appears to be a messy divorce. Your soon to be divorced relatively young and healthy husband magically dropping dead shortly before the divorce is finalized is an automatic red flag for literally any insurance company at all let alone one where its a big payout with a Veteran involved.
This dumbass lady does not have two braincells to rub together. She literally watched an episode of CSI or whatever and thought "Hey I can do that!".
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Holy crap that's fucked up. Clorox is not a sweetener.
mansoor1980
Gold Member
evil and ugly
HoodWinked
Member
Bitch needs to go to jail and the guy should get full custody of the kid(s). And she should only be allowed supervised visitation at the full discretion of the father.
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justonething
Jada's BFF
You tell it Ichigo ends up with Orihime instead of Rukia.
Kenneth Haight
Gold Member
I had to unsubscribe. Just made me so depressed, as you say it is the dregs of humanity and not representative of “most” humans but my god there is some fucked shit on there.If you ever want to see the dregs of humanity then watch the law and crime network, some true winners on there..
I'm hooked
I saw this the other day, utter evil bitch.
But, like all these videos, it makes me think what I'd do in that situation.
GymWolf
Member
But orihime is the best girl with the bigger boobs, hardly a shock.
justonething
Jada's BFF
GymWolf
Member
Fair point.All the more reason why she's MADE for Ulquiorra:
ClanOfNone
Member
Man, prosecutor is gonna have a field day with this one. If she takes the stand she'll get eviscerated.
Best guesses for the defense angle kids, abuse, insanity? Stupidity? Is stupidity an arguable defense in a court of law?
Best guesses for the defense angle kids, abuse, insanity? Stupidity? Is stupidity an arguable defense in a court of law?
GHG
Member
Too many stories of women attempting to kill their husbands of late:
lawandcrime.com
Stay safe out there fellas, especially if you're planning divorce.
Woman shot 80-year-old estranged husband because she did not want to divorce: Police
An Arizona woman allegedly barged into her 80-year-old estranged husband's home, confronted him while he was in bed and shot him because she did not want to divorce, according to officers.
lawandcrime.com
Stay safe out there fellas, especially if you're planning divorce.
mansoor1980
Gold Member
this one was loyalToo many stories of women attempting to kill their husbands of late:
Woman shot 80-year-old estranged husband because she did not want to divorce: Police
An Arizona woman allegedly barged into her 80-year-old estranged husband's home, confronted him while he was in bed and shot him because she did not want to divorce, according to officers.
Stay safe out there fellas, especially if you're planning divorce.
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Deleted member 1159
Unconfirmed Member
Wait…for real?My wife must have watched this because she recently accused me of doing the same thing. So I said "Fine, make your own damned coffee!" and for a month I had 5 more minutes of free time every morning until she apologized
Anyway upgrade to one of these it’ll change your life:
I’d drink bleach if it came out of this delivered by my wife wearing a skimpy towel
Evil Calvin
Afraid of Boobs
Wouldn't you smell it before drinking it? Then even the first sip you could taste it
tkscz
Member
I'm assuming the same thing considering she's going straight for murder. Of which, people need to learn that getting life insurance money is a bitch and a half to do and can take months to get. They investigate this shit thoroughly.
Winter John
Member
Normally I’m against poisoning but I look at the state of that kitchen and I think well, maybe she had a point
LordOfChaos
Member
Enter thousands of simps that think she should get off lightly because they have the hots for her and think they have a chanceevil and ugly
The gender sentencing gap is huge
Aesius
Member
This one actually succeeded:Too many stories of women attempting to kill their husbands of late:
Woman shot 80-year-old estranged husband because she did not want to divorce: Police
An Arizona woman allegedly barged into her 80-year-old estranged husband's home, confronted him while he was in bed and shot him because she did not want to divorce, according to officers.
Stay safe out there fellas, especially if you're planning divorce.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...ouri-richins-husband-death-fentanyl-rcna85787
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Deleted member 1159
Unconfirmed Member
I was gonna post this story too- at least he went out high AF I guess? But imagine the psychopathy of someone who’ll murder someone then plan to write a book about her grief afterward.
There’s “please relieve me of this burden” and then there’s “I’m actually literally Satan”
Putonahappyface
Member
Her husband is now a coffee drinker with a complex.
Ah ha but that's the thing! She's probably so stupid she thinks she's hot when she's not.
Billbofet
Member
If we use even an ounce of bleach when doing laundry, everyone in the house complains about the odor.
Did she initially think of killing him with smelling salts, glitter, and fireworks and realize it was too overt?
Since it's a somewhat public case, she could claim abuse, get support from idiots, and get a much more lenient punishment.
Did she initially think of killing him with smelling salts, glitter, and fireworks and realize it was too overt?
Since it's a somewhat public case, she could claim abuse, get support from idiots, and get a much more lenient punishment.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Military marriages are pretty wild.
If the wife is not trying to poison the husband, she's probably out somewhere getting gangbanged by a group of hillbilly bikers.
If the wife is not trying to poison the husband, she's probably out somewhere getting gangbanged by a group of hillbilly bikers.
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Artoris
Gold Member
It reminds me of this
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FeralEcho
Member
SlimySnake
Flashless at the Golden Globes
BRB. Filing for divorce.
Yoda
Member
It happens more often than you think: https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/...ning-husband-with-drain-cleaner-due-in-court/
Reizo Ryuu
Member
Imagine living with someone who wants to kill you for money, and also having a kid with them.
Slayer-33
Liverpool-2
That's what's UNBELIEVABLE to me, evil fucking greedy disgusting people all over..
Been telling my GF about this sort of stuff happening seemingly more often nowadays, to me it's still quite shocking to be seeing this behavior for some reason.
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