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Or just waiting for that plant pod alien to reveal whatever fucked up thing it does. Thought the last episode would have been the one but nope. Maybe it is completely benign - but I doubt it.Waiting on the next Alien Earf like
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greatest show on earf imo..........................Waiting on the next Alien Earf like
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This happens quite a bit, specifically with big franchises and popular I.P.It presents itself as high concept, upscale, thoughtful sci-fi. It invites criticism based on its detail and commitment to being authentic.
Then it populates its world with unbelievable morons and people defend it by telling you that you're "overthinking" it.
It's absolute trash that has no business being spoken in the same breath as the first two movies. Those are art and entertainment combined beautifully. This is a burning turd that thinks its a Rembrandt.
You can absolutely enjoy something thats shite. I am. I'm really having fun watching and rolling my eyes at the next dumb thing it does each week. But its not a good example of cinema by any objective measure.
That's the best adjective to receive when you critique something. Most of the time you're called a hater, troll and whatnot, regardless of whether you present valid critique.It presents itself as high concept, upscale, thoughtful sci-fi. It invites criticism based on its detail and commitment to being authentic.
Then it populates its world with unbelievable morons and people defend it by telling you that you're "overthinking" it.![]()
Of course, it depends on the genre, also this show has the weight of the first 2 movies and it's only natural you expect at least the same and comparing them, simple.It's absolute trash that has no business being spoken in the same breath as the first two movies. Those are art and entertainment combined beautifully. This is a burning turd that thinks its a Rembrandt.
You can absolutely enjoy something thats shite. I am. I'm really having fun watching and rolling my eyes at the next dumb thing it does each week. But its not a good example of cinema by any objective measure.
I just want to know whether the eye thingy is actually intelligent and not necessarily a "bad guy" or if it's just an animalistically intelligent predator. I like that they depicted it as contemplative when it was in the sheep, but we'll see where it goes. It's one of the things keeping me interested in the show.Or just waiting for that plant pod alien to reveal whatever fucked up thing it does. Thought the last episode would have been the one but nope. Maybe it is completely benign - but I doubt it.
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On the podcast they say the "eye-midge" is highly intelligent and aggressive. So it is a predator animal, not described, so far, as being sentient with a willingness to communicate.I just want to know whether the eye thingy is actually intelligent and not necessarily a "bad guy" or if it's just an animalistically intelligent predator. I like that they depicted it as contemplative when it was in the sheep, but we'll see where it goes. It's one of the things keeping me interested in the show.
See, I disagree here. He is leaving his young child for SIXTY-FIVE YEARS. Clearly anything he does while in space is totally irrelevant to her and their ability to communicate is severely limited. Now maybe she is getting paid a stipend while he is away but they don't mention that. The reluctance of this show to really drive down and talk specifics about ANYTHING is one of the more infuriating aspects of it.Wendy "alienwhispering" the chestburster is even more dumb than Chris Pratt's raptor whispering nonsense, but we can see where that goes. I'm willing to excuse some of that WTF stuff for now to see how the show ends its first season. Morrow's storyline is the most compelling and his motivation was solidified nicely in Episode 5.
I was talking about his motivation to hate prodigy/kill Boy Kavalier, but these are some good points. To me, not every plot point needs to be explained and there's still plenty of time for what's missing that you mentioned too. I think Morrow is on the expedition to pay back his debt to WY for saving his life with Cyborg implants? I thought they mentioned it but I could be wrong. Either way, nothing wrong with leaving this to imagination/wonder and it could come back up as a plot point later.See, I disagree here. He is leaving his young child for SIXTY-FIVE YEARS. Clearly anything he does while in space is totally irrelevant to her and their ability to communicate is severely limited. Now maybe she is getting paid a stipend while he is away but they don't mention that. The reluctance of this show to really drive down and talk specifics about ANYTHING is one of the more infuriating aspects of it.
They show us scenes of him and his daughter, we get that he loves her and they seem to have a strong relationship, but then her death is just a telegram and by the time we see Morrow he has almost totally internalized it. If he is going to project his paternal nature on to one of the lost boys, Slightly probably, they are dancing around it. As it is, his "backstory" is hollow because they breezed right by it. He is ruthless and immoral, sworn to a cause that is hopelessly outdated because the stakes of this trip were never set out. Was it the adventure of a lifetime? A historic journey to the only planet with life humans knew about? A generational wealth making trip that he sacrificed his family for? Or was the whole thing just so he could get a better arm and a promotion within yutani?
Whatever was being offered, Prodigy could flip someone from it at the very last minute, making a simple landing into a perilous crash landing and presumably having Yutani as an enemy for life.
Sadly, for me, most of these issues could have been addressed purely with dialogue. The actual events could have largely stayed the same, just about 30 different lines could have given a sense of concrete reality to this world, the nature of interstellar crew, and the risk:reward calculation.
In the future, they hire only the autistic to man space flights?
I'm riding this moron train all the way to the end! Gotta see if they shoehorn a Predator in before its over. Get some synergy for the upcoming shitbox movie."This is a 'Yes' place."
No.
Is anyone actually enjoying this (and not "hate-watching" it), six episodes in? I really want to know. I previously claimed to be a masochistic completionist (and intended to finish the season), but, after this last episode...as the internet, or a social-media diva, is wont to exclaim, "I can't even."
I'm out. I have resigned to observe you guys watch and comment and will ultimately derive some semblance of an opinion as to the entirety of the season accordingly. I simply don't have the time for trash. I would imagine you don't, neither.
What is this fucking show?
Peter Pan, Peter Pan, Peter Pan.
At least the ending of the latest Star Trek episode had me laughing out-loud. If you're not watching it, I highly recommend Strange New Worlds' "Terrarium." That show has gone "full retard," as well, and the conclusion of the aforementioned episode is, at least, entertaining in an unintentionally funny sort of way.
Also, like, why was the xenomorph (the now-dead one) killing everyone when there were eggs which required hosts? Pretty sure that's like xeno-drone truth, rule no. 1: "I have to get some hosts for these eggs..."
The episode where everyone is an idiot.
Another episode where everyone is an idiot.The episode where everyone is an idiot.
I guarantee you that they are going to tie into the fact that the xenomorph was hatched from Wendy's brother's lung and use that as a reason why the Xeno won't attack Wendy or some similar BS."This might be a good one" - We're now trying to deconstruct the personality of a sociopathic xenomorph.
This would be the only satisfying ending for the show.I'm rooting for eyeball to kill every living thing on Dumbass Island.
Another episode where everyone is an idiot.
Oliphant only appears intelligent because he hasn't done anything at all during any episode. He just looks at everyone else in the scene and makes a flat expression with his face. I'm certain in his mind he's saying "What the fuck am I doing here. I was Raylan Givens!"Maybe two smart people, They guy that wants to leave and Timothy Oliphants character.
Oliphant only appears intelligent because he hasn't done anything at all during any episode. He just looks at everyone else in the scene and makes flat expression with his face. I'm certain in his mind he's saying "What the fuck am I doing here. I was Raylan Givens!"
Guaranteed when he finally does anything at all the writers will ensure he'll be joinng the idiot train too.
In fairness I'm okay with suspension of disbelief. But this show goes so far beyond that as to become an actual comedy.He told the one guy to follow protocols. Guy did not so he got Acid face. He is the only one with enough intelligence to keep organics away from eggs, and he sees the EYE is thinking.
The show is fair. But if everyone in every show was brilliant and had common sense, the show would go no where. "Ok so we have these creatures locked up, and I opened no doors by myself and when something broke I called maintenance and fixed it. We are all safe here.
In fairness I'm okay with suspension of disbelief. But this show goes so far beyond that as to become an actual comedy.
This is supposed to be one of the most valuable and successful corporations on earth but they cant buy functional doors for their isolation lab? They have a one-in-a-generation android/human project on the verge of success and they decide to house it in the exact same location as their dangerous and completely unknown experiment with alien monsters?
It's not just the premise, its the retarded writing, the bland characterization, the idiotic dialogue. Alien and Aliens had their fair share of contrivance but they had realistic people and believable situations that held it all together.
noticed that too , somethings upIn fairness, they kind of baked in mistakes and incompetence by making the Synths have terminally ill children's memories and personalities. Slightly is also being manipulated by Morrow to find a target for the face hugger. I found this episode believable, albeit predictable. Cool to see the fly in action and I actually felt some fear for a synthetic for once after seeing his face melted. And now slightly is locked in with the fly and facehugged man. good stuff. Why does Yutani/Morrow to germinate xenos in the Prodigy facility? to ensue chaos or some more scienctific reason?
What I didn't understand is why didn't Morrow present evidence of Boy Kav's sabotage of the Maginot to crash land on his property. The mediator would've quickly sided with Yutani rather than Prodigy on that one.
I am enjoying it, but I also see the flaws in it. I am just not as upset as other posters here about them.Is anyone actually enjoying this (and not "hate-watching" it), six episodes in? I really want to know. I previously claimed to be a masochistic completionist
The writers forgot about it.noticed that too , somethings up
Some here won't agree, but I like the idea of them introducing new species of aliens into the Alien I.P. I think it would have been a bad idea to just do "Just Xenomorphs again, but this time they're green!" or something similar. The movies and the show aren't called "Xenomorph", so I welcome the idea of other alien types and so far their individual reveals and mysteries have been great. I also like the idea of them attempting to expand the lore behind the corporations and flesh out the world. I like the concept of putting human minds into synths and then the ramifications of being able to rewrite their memories, which raises further questions. All of these things they're attempting at a conceptual level, along with it's interesting direction, is what brings it up to a C-grade so far.
Hang the fuck on..So it's confirmed, Wendy is talking to the xeno, not just repeating sounds. Having no prior language skills, or reference point or rosetta stone to start a translation.... she can speak xeno
Hang the fuck on..
Are you telling me, that after 40 years, Ripley was just being a stubborn bitch and just not conversing with the Aliens?
What a bastard
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The five is fine - it doesn't need explanation because it's just an extension of where we are at now. What I don't understand is where prodigy fits in. In my mind the pyjama guy created it, but then how could it be old enough to be part of the five? Maybe at some point that will be explained but as of now it doesn't seem to make sense unless the corporate take over of the world is super recent, but then Morrow should at least be slightly surprised that the corporations took over the world while he was away. I guess it could have been the four and then Prodigy became the 5th, but that wasn't really how it was explained.Agreed on this front, but the key word is "conceptual." I'm into expansion of the lore in regard to other creatures, etc. and I don't, in any way, believe Alien Earth needs to focus on the xenomorph. I actually like Prometheus (which obviously did not center on the other films' lead creature) - despite its dopey characters, which don't get as stupid as this crew, but nonetheless.
The issue is: For a concept to be worthwhile it has to be executed well.
Take "the company," the previously-vague, underlying villain of the Alien story. In the first film, the talk about "the bonus situation" and "shares" is presented in dialogue economically; it serves a purpose. The filmmakers need to communicate: These (the Nostromo crew) are "space truckers" and are being paid to do a job for Weyland Yutani. The implication is: they're each receiving some portion of the payload's value upon completion of the work - or, at least, this is what I understood to be the case while watching. The haul is ore of some kind - which has a value. The conversations are organic and inform the viewer.
For episode 5 of this thing, it seems one of the writers heard the word "shares" and decided to put it in the script because...this must be what everyone talks about on a ship. So, stupid engineer kid gets docked a portion of a share by stand-in captain. It serves no purpose other than to parrot the original film. A share of what? Eyeball creature? It's discipline time: you will only get 15/16 of an eyeball. I'm getting into the weeds, but, on a biological research mission, in a rational scenario, no one is receiving "shares." Also, it's been brought up previously, but Morrow just...left his fucking kid? I wouldn't be surprised if Cameron cut the "Ripley's daughter" stuff from the theatrical release of Aliens because he, at some point, realized: "Oh, yeah...it doesn't really make sense for a person, regardless of how desperate she/he is, to effectively abandon her/his child." Have fun at football practice...I'll see you when you're 62.
The concept (again, using that word) of "The Five" is also, as John Spartan says, "Really fucking stupid." From a "show, don't tell" perspective (which is the cardinal rule of film), expecting your audience to just accept the idea of corporate control and no government oversight (which is elemental to the plot) needs to be handled more competently. The exposition-dialogue bits, in which the children androids and others, list the five companies, are not acceptable. I will also bet real money "The Five" and its manifestation in this show is not what was intended in the original films. Burke goes on a rant in the second movie about getting specimens past quarantine - there wouldn't even be a fucking quarantine if corporations controlled everything and there was no government. This (Alien Earth) is a childish interpretation of minutiae from better stories (the films).
Having expressed all of that, this show does LOOK great (mise en scene) - no argument there. The plot and characters (the writing) kills it for me, though. I'm not upset - to use that word; I'm disappointed...which is why on an A-F scale, I can't give this a C. This is DNF for me.
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