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[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Why would anyone do this to themselves?

Initially, I wasn't planning on doing it. I was in a depressive state and I didn't have motivation to do it or anything in general. Then it just started from there, I guess.

 

[Golgo 13]

Maybe I'm reading this wrong, but isn't that what they're supposed to do? Is to leave after you're done? lol


Lol, who's saying that I'm staying with an escort for three months? Maybe I'm misinterpreting what you're saying, lol.

I thought you hadn’t fapped in 3 months? That was the 3-month reference. Doesn’t that mean you haven’t “released” in that amount of time, at least voluntarily? Unless I’m missing something here

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Pics of escort?

I don't know, is that allowed here? I get that she's just a random stranger, but I still want to value her privacy.

 

[OverHeat]

I don't know, is that allowed here? I get that she's just a random stranger, but I still want to value her privacy.

Blur the face

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Pics of escort?

 

[Halo is Back]

I mean, it's a voluntary trade between us, so surely I see no reason why something like this is wrong. I would like to hear your take on this.

You do you, but I don't see the benefit of months of pent up sexual frustration to be released on risky escort sex that tells you she is "clean". Whatever you do wrap your fucking tool bro.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

You do you, but I don't see the benefit of months of pent up sexual frustration to be released on risky escort sex that tells you she is "clean". Whatever you do wrap your fucking tool bro.

Don't worry man, that part is agreed upon. Going raw on a stranger is not wise.

 

[MaestroMike]

Longest I went on nofap was definitely at least 10 months. Maybe could have been a year, but I stopped counting. I was just horny all the time, too and kept thinking about chicks. Honestly, I could tell when the tank was full and ready to explode and somehow felt more confident. Like I would be able to impregnate any chick at any moment if I wanted. Like I had loaded guns ready to shoot. Once the tank was empty, takes I guess maybe 10 days to get back to that feeling.

 

[lock2k]

Incel implies I don't have the looks to get a woman. I do, but I voluntarily stay single.

Oh so you're one of those "single by option" guys (by option of the women who do not want to go out with you) I see. lol

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Oh so you're one of those "single by option" guys (by option of the women who do not want to go out with you) I see. lol

Well, I mean, would you settle for a fat chick? Ugly chick?
The ones that I shared mutual attraction to were attractive but, without fail, had boyfriends.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Oh so you're one of those "single by option" guys (by option of the women who do not want to go out with you) I see. lol

MGTOW = Men Going Their Own Way

AKA

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Alternately, also this:

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Alternately, also this:

I'm bisexual, so... TAKE ME TO A GAY BAR!

 

[Stouffers]

Fun fact: I have never had a wet dream

 

[Stouffers]

Definitely would count the 2-month streak with the 3-month streak because wet-dreaming is involuntary and not fapping. Be proud of your 5-month streak.

The only 5 month streak I’ve had is when I didn’t change my underwear for nearly half a year. It was quite the streak.

 

[Stouffers]

Make sure she has insurance

 

[ThatStupidLion]

NGL Im looking more forward to the AMA after the escort sex.

 

[Stouffers]

NGL Im looking more forward to the AMA after the escort sex.

What do you want to know about sex, sport?

 

[nush]

Pics of escort?

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[MaestroMike]

OPs boutta get laid tomorrow !!

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

OPs boutta get laid tomorrow !!

Why can't it come soon enough?! It's taking forever!

 

[nush]

NGL Im looking more forward to the AMA after the escort sex.

It's really not that exciting as a story or porn fantasy.

 

[teezzy]

I dknt think I could ever do this

I absolutely beat off at least thrice as much as the average male

 

[Elcid]

Tell us more about this escort please. What is she like? What are her hobbies? Can you describe her like a car advertisement?

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Tell us more about this escort please. What is she like? What are her hobbies? Can you describe her like a car advertisement?

This is going to be my first time meeting her, so I can't comment on her interests.
I can, however, show you this (mods, delete if I can't show):

Blur the face

Here you go.

The. wait. is. killing. me.

 

[nush]

Off brand counselor Troi without the boobs.

 

[Elcid]

This is going to be my first time meeting her, so I can't comment on her interests.
I can, however, show you this (mods, delete if I can't show):

Here you go.

Money well spent. No further questions. Okay one. Aren’t you worried that after three months you’re going to bust in 1 sexond with that ass? Or are you going to jack off ten times between now and then to be safe.

Also kudos on making sure we can tell she doesn’t have one of those lady dicks we hear about so much these days. We would have lit you up just incase.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Money well spent. No further questions. Okay one. Aren’t you worried that after three months you’re going to bust in 1 sexond with that ass? Or are you going to jack off ten times between now and then to be safe.

I don't know, we'll see. I've never had this much buildup inside of me, so.

 

[Elcid]

I don't know, we'll see. I've never had this much buildup inside of me, so.

Bro, better practice hard before otherwise you’re spending a lot of money to nut in one second and cry for the remainder of the hour.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Off brand counselor Troi without the boobs.

I'm an ass guy. Her boobs aren't bad at all, whatchu talking about.

 

[poodaddy]

Fun fact: I have never had a wet dream

I haven't had many, but I've had a few. I had one recently as my wife has been away for training, and it was pretty intense....and messy. I told her about it and was kind of embarrassed, but she was just pleased it was about her! Lol

 

[Elcid]

I haven't had many, but I've had a few. I had one recently as my wife has been away for training, and it was pretty intense....and messy. I told her about it and was kind of embarrassed, but she was just pleased it was about her! Lol

Recently I got a blowie the night of, then the next morning I had a wet dream with Lindsay Lohan. Just happened like two weeks ago I commented on the redhead thread when it happened.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Okay one. Aren’t you worried that after three months you’re going to bust in 1 sexond with that ass?

Foreplay, man! I'm not gonna go all in and tap dat ass the second I see her!
But I am going to bust my HUGE load on her tits come tomorrow.

I wanted her to swallow, but she's against that (which is a good thing). I wanted to see what my healthy diet's worth of semen tastes like to her.

 

[poodaddy]

I dknt think I could ever do this

I absolutely beat off at least thrice as much as the average male

After we flex our massive muscles for the strength reaction, we should really go wash them.

 

[nush]

Bro, better practice hard before otherwise you’re spending a lot of money to nut in one second and cry for the remainder of the hour.

You can nut 2-3 times in the hour you've paid for. Just need to be sure shes not a one and done service provider, which if OP's done his homework she won't be.

 

[Elcid]

Foreplay, man! I'm not gonna go all in and tap dat ass the second I see her!
But I am going to bust my HUGE load on her tits come tomorrow.

I wanted her to swallow, but she's against that (which is a good thing). I wanted to see what my healthy diet's worth of semen tastes like to her.

Bro paint her like a geisha. Also foreplay is just going to make you cum sooner but whatever just have your aim on point.

 

[teezzy]

Where does one even get an escort during a pandemic?

Asking for a friend

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Bro paint her like a geisha.

Sadly, only on tits and back area.

 

[Stouffers]

Where does one even get an escort during a pandemic?

Asking for a friend

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[teezzy]

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[nush]

Sadly, only on tits and back area.

Unless they like you and you become a regular then the menu opens up.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Unless they like you and you become a regular then the menu opens up.

With that body, why wouldn't I be.

 

[Elcid]

Sadly, only on tits and back area.

Well that’s just upsetting. No negotiable price?

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Well that’s just upsetting. No negotiable price?

I don't want to push it. Don't want to get on her bad side. Trust me, I've been on an escort's bad side.

 

[poodaddy]

I'm getting pressured into finding a woman by my parents, especially my dad. He REALLY wants me to settle down. I want to make him proud, but I want to do this right, you know?

And yeah. People can be inconsiderate at times. But we gotta live with one another if we're gonna make it through to the end, right? Easier said than done, though...

I wanted to return to this and comment on it. Not to get serious here, bit I kinda know what you're going through bro, and you're doing the right thing by waiting. My first marriage was a wreck because I felt pressured to marry what was essentially a rebound fuck after the girl I was crazy about cheated on me with four of my friends, mainly because I was afraid of being alone when I joined the Army. That was an incredibly stupid decision on my part that ended in emotional, mental, and financial ruin.

Don't let anyone pressure you bro, take your time, enjoy life, do what you need to do now, and cross that bridge only when you're good and ready . Again, sorry about being a prick earlier, I'm in your corner brethren.

Spoiler

By the way, based on that image of the woman, and the length of time between your last nuts, I feel bad for her bro, you bout to blow a hole in her back brethren!!!

 

[teezzy]

how does an escort even work? you just let em come over and fuck you?

im too weak for this earth

 

[nush]

Well that’s just upsetting. No negotiable price?

You've got to respect the limits of their service.

 

[nush]

how does an escort even work? you just let em come over and fuck you?

im too weak for this earth

Uhh, yes.

 

[teezzy]

I suddenly understand TaySan's lifestyle choices

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

I wanted to return to this and comment on it. Not to get serious here, bit I kinda know what you're going through bro, and you're doing the right thing by waiting. My first marriage was a wreck because I felt pressured to marry what was essentially a rebound fuck after the girl I was crazy about cheated on me with four of my friends, mainly because I was afraid of being alone when I joined the Army. That was an incredibly stupid decision on my part that ended in emotional, mental, and financial ruin.

Don't let anyone pressure you bro, take your time, enjoy life, do what you need to do now, and cross that bridge only when you're good and ready . Again, sorry about being a prick earlier, I'm in your corner brethren.

Spoiler

By the way, based on that image of the woman, and the length of time between your last nuts, I feel bad for her bro, you bout to blow a hole in her back brethren!!!

That's good advice, thank you. It's hard being pressured by society in that, if I don't comply to their standards, I'm just a man-child. Well, if I'm not happy with the trajectory that society wants me to go on, why should I take it?
Marriage is on the mind, though. Just not now; and, if not marriage, then somehow get a surrogate child in the future.