Amazon Lord of the Rings show to have nudity and sex

Not everything needs boobs.
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Ugh, they obviously don't understand the source material or the author. This is a disgrace. Tolkien was a devout Catholic and LotR is extremely Catholic.
 
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I read the thread and pictured four hobbit feet awkwardly moving at the end of a bed while the camera pans out to curtains blowing in a light breeze. Weirdest erection I've had this week.
 
Some people might be thinking 'good, more like GoT', but this is probably going to be more like Star Trek Discovery and Picard - in other words, something good and wholesome taken over by nasty, godless SJWs betraying the source material at every turn because they're horrible people beholden to horrible ideologies.
 
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If it's like Amazon's the boys its not a good thing. There has been a retarded push to have equal representation in nude scenes despite no one wanting to see naked dudes.

In that show it's been mostly naked dude's asses. It's even more absurd because the actress that plays Starlight has done nude scenes in other roles and was in a sex scene in the show but still they showed nothing. There was a scene that showed boobs but then shows that person shape shift in disgusting fashion into a fat dude. It was like the scene was setup as a deliberate jebait to viewers.
 
We already had Lord of the Rings with tits anyway. The main character was Dildo Saggins. Lord of the G sting I think it was called. Good old cinemax. Do they still show those soft core porn movies?
 
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I'll pass on this one.

Without reading it I only have two more words to say after this.

Cock Ring.
 
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