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[Jenov]

The delivery drones must be something to be able to return to 45000 feet.

Delivery jet drones! Rocket drones?!

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

The childhood dream of "I wish ____ goods would fall from the sky" just became plaussible

edit: In fact, this becoming a thing would make stories of kids lying about how amazon dropped, say a PS5, Iphone 9, etc; in their yards a new middle school recess classic in the next decade.

 

[royalroyal]

 

[Snowybreak]

OK, I'm loving how crazy close we are to the true cyberpunk future.

 

[blakep267]

What was that 80's cartoon where there was a spaceships that would shoot down armor onto the characters.

 

[Shig]

What was that 80's cartoon where there was a spaceships that would shoot down armor onto the characters.

MAN AND MACHINE, POWER EXTREME!

Centurions.

 

[Nodnol]

I really don't buy this drone idea.

I know everyone struggles to deal with Amazon's demands, but still. Drones seem utterly impractical.

 

[riotous]

The delivery drones must be something to be able to return to 45000 feet.

Their patent shows that they'd use smaller shuttle blimps to transport goods, drones, and workers up to the massive warehouse blimp.

http://pdfpiw.uspto.gov/.piw?PageNu...1=9305280.PN.%26OS=PN/9305280%26RS=PN/9305280

So the drones would drop from the warehouse, then fly off to an on-the-ground location, later to be returned to the blimphouse (wareblimp?)

 

[Truckondo2.0]

I better not get hit in the head with a fucking dildo filled box

I'm thinking "outside the box" on this.

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=lEoJWy6J19k

 

[Octavia]

Seems literally impossible. Considering a warehouse in the sky would need more structural support, not less, it would be very small. Even then, lets say at a stupidly optimistic light 1000 tons at full capacity for it and the balloons, it would need 5 hindenburg sized balloons, which would be massive and prohibitively expensive (the hindenburg is quoted to be around 2.5billion today in usd to build) so yeah, like 13+ billion for one small unsafe gimmick warehouse. Realistically more like 20 billion.

 

[The Incarnation]

Came for this.

 

[Breads]

SNK was only 20 years off - damn.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

What the fuck?

Click "order" and the package comes crashing in through your roof in 30 seconds!

 

[rokkerkory]

Never gonna work

 

[wildfire]

Amazon management officially taking crazy pills confirmed.

 

[Galafar]

This gives me an idea for a cyberpunk heist movie.

 

[Kthulhu]

What the fuck?

Click "order" and the package comes crashing in through your roof in 30 seconds!

I need my Kraft mac and cheese ASAP. Roof damage be dammed.

 

[Rygar 8 Bit]

dystopia here we come baby

 

[FTF]

Will the parcel be unbroken
By and by, by and by?

 

[riotous]

Seems literally impossible. Considering a warehouse in the sky would need more structural support, not less, it would be very small. Even then, lets say at a stupidly optimistic light 1000 tons at full capacity for it and the balloons, it would need 5 hindenburg sized balloons, which would be massive and prohibitively expensive (the hindenburg is quoted to be around 2.5billion today in usd to build) so yeah, like 13+ billion for one small unsafe gimmick warehouse. Realistically more like 20 billion.

What about 10 100 ton capacity facilities?

I totally think the idea is a head scratchier either way myself, but wouldn't know the first thing about estimating the cost / benefit ratios.

It particularly loses me because as the patent mentions, the drones would then have to fly to nearby places where smaller shuttle blimps could take them back up to the motherships. Seems like that would require a lot of property be dedicated to these shuttle centers.

 

[novabolt]

This is going to make house arrests redundant.

 

[inner-G]

'We got these dirt cheap - they fell of the back of a drone'

 

[Imperfected]

This is just a massive target for sky pirates.

 

[Nikodemos]

This is just a massive target for sky pirates.

And for people using silencers on their airguns. Some airguns have 100-metre ranges, and, with a little practice, a trained shooter could bring down a drone.

 

[PSqueak]

This is what came to mind, specifically, that episode where Louie literally makes an airborne gas station.

 

[KingBroly]

I really don't want this shit floating above my House dropping packages off at 100 mph into my lawn.

 

[ChuyMasta]

Did they discover antigravity cristals or something? How will these be cheaper than grounded warehouses?

Or will the air warehouses have military functions?

 

[Naked Snake]

I really don't buy this drone idea.

I know everyone struggles to deal with Amazon's demands, but still. Drones seem utterly impractical.

Amazon has already started using drones to ship actual orders to real people in at least one location. It's real, not a fantasy.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Can't wait for Amazon Orbital Drops.

 

[Naked Snake]

Did they discover antigravity cristals or something? How will these be cheaper than grounded warehouses?

Or will the air warehouses have military functions?

I don't think it will necessarily be cheaper, my guess it will probably be a premium service. Also limited to frequently ordered items in high traffic or remote locations. Ground warehouses aren't going away.

 

[Jobbs]

god bless amazon

I even buy food there now. there's almost never a reason to do most shopping anywhere else

 

[Monocle]

The world's greatest heist and heist movie are begging for this to happen.

 

[wildfire]

'We got these dirt cheap - they fell of the back of a drone'

Why does it look like a pancake? Isn't this supposed to be a toaster?

I really don't want this shit floating above my House dropping packages off at 100 mph into my lawn.

Invest in rubber roofs. Keep your unsupervised kids in doors under lock and and key.

 

[mrklaw]

Why not just have big trucks parked in strategic locations around the city? Or rent unused space in town centres because all the shops are closing due to online shopping?

 

[Aselith]

Why not just have big trucks parked in strategic locations around the city? Or rent unused space in town centres because all the shops are closing due to online shopping?

Because that's not cool. You know what's cool? 10 billion drones

 

[tearsofash]

This will be a huge loss for the writers who rely on the presence of Zeppelins as a quick sign that you're in a parallel universe.

i laughed at this way more than i should've

 

[Havok1313]

Why not just have big trucks parked in strategic locations around the city? Or rent unused space in town centres because all the shops are closing due to online shopping?

Land space, especially in big cities runs at a premium price. In some cities there isn't even enough space for a massive warehouse. There is a lot of empty, unused space in the sky.

 

[Vilam]

I love this version of the future. Bring on the Amazon blimps!

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

i laughed at this way more than i should've

Your avatar confuses me.

 

[John Kowalski]

I'm betting my gaf account that Amazon will be the first to invent hyperspace travel just to ensure quick sex toy delivery right to my bed.

 

[Einchy]

I ain't ready for this future.

 

[capitalCORN]

I'm betting my gaf account that Amazon will be the first to invent hyperspace travel just to ensure quick sex toy delivery right to my bed.

Ha! By then they'll deliver actual sex!

 

[Marky Mark]

Amazon motherships? That's crazy.

What will they do with warehouse employees? They already treat them like shit. But now they have to work on blimps? Or are they going to try to automate all that warehouse work?

Duterte will be warehouse manager and if any of them step out of line he throws them overboard.

 

[Nikodemos]

Smart people should start re-roofing their houses with a flat landing area/drop-off zone for drone deliveries, sort of like miniature helipads/bulls-eyes.

 

[KeyBladerXIII]

I'm not holding my breath on this. Even if it were to happen, theirs would make their own drones to slice that blimp up and make off with the goods.

 

[Afrikan]

What could possibly go wrong.

don't worry, they'll probably actually be over the ocean for Cities close to the coasts.

 

[Carlius]

Please name it Columbia.

haha genius