I'm sorry mariotehplumber.
I'm sorry you're a sad, pitiful person who pretends to love Nintendo without caring of the idea of community behind Nintendo. You took something people love and turned it into a big joke and mocked it, then you used it as a hostage to receive a false sense of respect.
I honestly don't care if you burn them. I only feel sorry for the people who put their time and energy into making them. I feel sorry for the people who carried them in their trucks earning an honest paycheck. I feel sorry for the customer service reps who had to deal with angry or disappointed people who genuinely wanted to collect or play with those figures. I'm sorry for all the money you wasted that could have gone to better causes then spite, like children, or charities. I'm sorry that your channel failed so unbelievably that you had to resort to negativity to get viewership or attention.
Do it. Melt them. Destroy them. Make a nice long video of you setting them up, set them on fire. Watch them burn. Whatever makes you happy. Because at the end of the day, you may have felt like you've won, that you got your payback. But you'll be in the exact same spot you where before you bought them, a no body, who everyone will forget after a week. If you're smart you'll sell them, make a profit. People have made it clear they're dumb enough to buy them at 3x the value on eBay. And like many parasite, you take advantage of weakness.
I don't have a Villager, I don't have an American Marth, or an American WiiFit Trainer, I don't have any pre-orders for Wave 4. But I have community, I have something I can share with someone I love who in turn shares the same interests and hobbies I do. Do you share your pitiful days with someone just as low as you?
I'm sorry you have nothing but your youtube channel.
I'm sorry, you are teh lozer.
Sincerely, Cortland Rettburg (real name)
Not to be a buzzkill, but I'm really holding out for a NA unopened Villager, sorry :\