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An essay on Electronic Arts buying the NFL license

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about Electronic Arts buying the NFL license? In depth analysis of Electronic Arts buying the NFL license can be an enriching experience. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Electronic Arts buying the NFL license is rarely given rational consideration by so called 'babies', who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Electronic Arts buying the NFL license.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he borrowed much from Electronic Arts buying the NFL license. A child’s approach to Electronic Arts buying the NFL license is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Recent thought on Electronic Arts buying the NFL license has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Electronic Arts buying the NFL license. We will begin by looking at the Custard-Not-Mustard model, a lovely model.
Housing
Prices

Electronic Arts buying the NFL license

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. It goes with out saying that housing prices has always depended upon Electronic Arts buying the NFL license to a certain extent, but now more that ever. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love Electronic Arts buying the NFL license.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing Electronic Arts buying the NFL license and ones own image of themselves.

In the words of the star of stage and screen Odysseus Bootlegger 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to Electronic Arts buying the NFL license. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Electronic Arts buying the NFL license.
Since the Renaissance Electronic Arts buying the NFL license has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

In conclusion, Electronic Arts buying the NFL license is both a need and a want. It replenishes the self, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and never hides.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Elton Astaire: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without Electronic Arts buying the NFL license.' [3]

Thank you Essay Generator

 

[CoryCubed]

Don't forget the one about nintendo going third party.

An essay on Nintendo going third party
The subject of Nintendo going third party has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of Nintendo going third party. Indispensable to homosapians today, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. It is estimated that that Nintendo going third party is thought about eight times every day by so called 'babies', who just don't like that sort of thing. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Nintendo going third party to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. A child’s approach to Nintendo going third party raises the question 'why?'

Recent thought on Nintendo going third party has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, Nintendo going third party will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will study the Custard-Not-Mustard model, as is standard in this case. Market
Value
Of
Gold

Nintendo going third party


There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Clearly the market value of gold plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing Nintendo going third party and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

In the words of the famous political Bartholomew Skank 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Nintendo going third party until he was well into his thirties. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Nintendo going third party.

Why did Nintendo going third party cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that Nintendo going third party doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion

To reiterate, Nintendo going third party plays a large part in the lives of all. It brings peace, brought up a generation and statistically it's great.

I shall give the final word to star Elvis Pfeiffer: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]

 

[DMczaf]

An essay on michael jordan
The issues involving michael jordan has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of michael jordan. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to the aristocracy, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of michael jordan.

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he could have been making a reference to michael jordan, but probably not. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however michael jordan demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Status, Security, Fame - michael jordan, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will begin by looking at the Fish-Out-Of-Water model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product. Interest

michael jordan


Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Even a child could work out that interest is in financial terms 'holding hands with michael jordan.' In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing michael jordanism and post-michael jordanism.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of jazz singer Maximilian B. Adger 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] He was first introduced to michael jordan by his mother. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'michael jordan wins votes.' Simple as that.

Why did michael jordan cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that michael jordan doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, michael jordan plays a large part in the lives of all. It replenishes the self, provides financial security and is a joy to behold.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Demi Clooney: 'Oooh yeah michael jordan shoo badaby dooo.'

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[shuri]

It is estimated that that Nintendo going third party is thought about eight times every day by so called 'babies', who just don't like that sort of thing.

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[monkeyrun]

An essay on Yamauchi is God

Think back to the first time you ever heard of Yamauchi is God. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Yamauchi is God. Though Yamauchi is God is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet Yamauchi is God raises the question 'why?'

Recent thought on Yamauchi is God has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Yamauchi is God they are changed.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will study the Custard-Not-Mustard model, as is standard in this case.

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Yamauchi is God, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Clearly the cost of living plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Perhaps to coin a phrase Yamauchi is Godeconomics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing Yamauchi is God and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing Yamauchi is Godilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, jazz singer Achilles Woodpecker 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] I argue that his insight into Yamauchi is God provided the inspiration for these great words. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.
I hope, for our sake that Yamauchi is God will endure.

Conclusion

We can conclude that the Yamauchi is God is both a need and a want. It enlightens our daily lives, brought up a generation and statistically it's great.

I'll leave you with this quote from Demi Pfeiffer: 'Oooh yeah Yamauchi is God shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group

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[Hellraizah]

An essay on Nintendo fanboyism

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Nintendo fanboyism, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. The constantly changing fashionable take on Nintendo fanboyism demonstrates the depth of the subject. Remarkably Nintendo fanboyism is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, obviously. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. A child’s approach to Nintendo fanboyism raises the question 'why?'

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. To put it simply, people like Nintendo fanboyism.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to Nintendo fanboyism. We will study the Inter-Spam model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
Average
Wage

Nintendo fanboyism

It is apparent from the graph that the influence of Nintendo fanboyism is strong. What is the secret to its strength? My personal view is that the average wage will continue to follow Nintendo fanboyism for the foreseeable future. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing chalk and cheese.

In the words of award winning journalist Odysseus Shandy 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to Nintendo fanboyism. It speaks volumes. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Nintendo fanboyism and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow Nintendo fanboyism to win our vote?

Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with Nintendo fanboyism? We can say that Nintendo fanboyism is both a need and a want. It enriches, it stimulates and is a joy to behold.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Britney Hendrix: 'My Daddy loved Nintendo fanboyism and his Daddy loved Nintendo fanboyism.' [3]

Holy shit this is gold
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[StrikerObi]

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you my essasy on The Gaming-Age Forums

An essay on the gaming-age forums

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind the gaming-age forums, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. At first glance the gaming-age forums may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, the gaming-age forums is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning the gaming-age forums by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they was clearly refering to the impact of the gaming-age forums on today's society. A society without the gaming-age forums is like a society without knowledge, in that it cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Status, Security, Fame - the gaming-age forums, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. To put it simply, people like the gaming-age forums.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We shall examine the Simple-Many-Pies model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.



National
Debt

the gaming-age forums
(Note: The Graph is a downlard slant)


The statistics make it clear that the gaming-age forums is a major market factor. It goes with out saying that the national debt world wide are driven entirely by the gaming-age forums. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of the gaming-age forums can be like looking at chalk and cheese.

We cannot talk of the gaming-age forums and politics without remembering the words of a legend in their own life time, Odysseus B. Adger 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] He was first introduced to the gaming-age forums by his mother. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to the gaming-age forums.
While the gaming-age forums may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.

Conclusion

To conclude, the gaming-age forums has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It fills a hole, puts out 'fires', and always chips in.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Stevie Kournikova: 'Oooh yeah the gaming-age forums shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] Get On The Bus - Issue 321 - Media Books

and another on, The OT

An essay on The OT

Think back to the first time you ever heard of The OT. The constantly changing fashionable take on The OT demonstrates the depth of the subject. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. The juxtapositioning of The OT with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the aristocracy, obviously. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into The OT.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he borrowed much from The OT. Much has been said about the influence of the media on The OT. Observers claim it bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Primarily The OT builds trust among the people. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, The OT will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to The OT. We will study the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.


Average
Wage

The OT
(Note: the graph is a very slow decline that stays mostly at the top of the graph)


When displayed this way it becomes very clear that The OT is of great importance. Obviously the average wage cannot sustain this instability for long. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - the two sides of The OT.

In the words of jazz singer Odysseus B. Adger 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to The OT. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of The OT.'
While The OT may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.

Conclusion

In conclusion, The OT is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It replenishes the self, brought up a generation and is a joy to behold.

I will leave the last word to the famous Sigourney J. Fox: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]

[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books

 

[Kleegamefan]

Is this the random complaint generator??

 

[deadhorse32]

make a new thread about EA buying out 20% of ubisoft

 

[OneFiftyOne]

An essay on my huge cock

Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of my huge cock. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of my huge cock. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, there are just not enough blues songs written about my huge cock. It still has the power to shock socialists, many of whom blame the influence of television. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on my huge cock and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, my huge cock cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to my huge cock. Of course, my huge cock fits perfectly into the Greek-Roman model, a lovely model.
National
Debt

my huge cock

It is apparent from the graph that the influence of my huge cock is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Well the national debt will continue to follow my huge cock for the foreseeable future. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing my huge cock and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of jazz singer Esperanza Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of my huge cock until he was well into his thirties. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then my huge cock makes a good case for being the icing.
One of the great ironies of this age is my huge cock. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Conclusion

To conclude my huge cock is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It enlightens our daily lives, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and never hides.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Clint Poppins: 'my huge cock is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]

[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dickinster - 1999 Hughs Books

[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group