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An Indian woman marries a cobra

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-Damien-

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So how exactly does she have sex with her newlywed husband?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2006060...indiasocietysnakemarriageoffbeat_060602114353

BHUBANESWAR, India (AFP) - A woman who fell in love with a snake has married the reptile at a traditional Hindu wedding celebrated by 2,000 guests in India's Orissa state, reports said.
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Bimbala Das wore a silk saree for the ceremony Wednesday at Atala village near the Orissa state capital Bhubaneswar.

Priests chanted mantras to seal the union, but the snake failed to come out of a nearby ant hill where it lives, the Press Trust of India (PTI) said on Friday.

A brass replica snake stood in for the hesitant groom.

"Though snakes cannot speak nor understand, we communicate in a peculiar way," Das, 30, told the agency.

"Whenever I put milk near the ant hill where the cobra lives, it always comes out to drink.

"I always get to see it every time I go near the ant hill. It has never harmed me," she added.

Villagers welcomed the wedding in the belief it would bring good fortune and laid on a feast for the big day.

Snakes and particularly the King Cobra are venerated in India as religious symbols worn by Lord Shiva, the god of destruction.

Das, from a lower caste, converted to the animal-loving vegetarian Vaishnav sect whose local elders gave her permission to marry the cobra, the world's largest venomous snake that can grow up to five metres.

"I am happy," said her mother Dyuti Bhoi, who has two other daughters and two sons to marry off.

"Bimbala was ill," Bhoi told local OTV channel. "We had no money to treat her. Then she started offering milk to the snake ... she was cured. That made her fall in love."

Das has moved into a hut built close to the ant hill since the wedding.

Earlier this year, a tribal girl was married off to a dog on the outskirts of Bhubaneswar.
 

RiZ III

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ParkPace

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This is one ugly domestic dispute waiting to happen. Hurry - send the COPS filming crew to BHUBANESWAR, India!!!
 

Jive Turkey

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ParkPace said:
This is one ugly domestic dispute waiting to happen. Hurry - send the COPS filming crew to BHUBANESWAR, India!!!
Seriously...How many domestic calls involve a poison control unit?
 
If she uh, ever divorces the snake, I bet her next boyfriend (assuming he's a man) will probably have some insecurity issues about matching up with her ex in bed. :lol
 
BOLD PREDICTION:

This will be part of Jay Leno's monolouge


Jay: Hey, Kev, didya hear about this ... read about this ... apparently a woman in India married a cobra
 

Koomaster

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It's like Florence Nightengale, or the English Patient.... except with a snake. I smell the next Bollywood Blockbuster!
 
No words for this one. This part got me though:

Priests chanted mantras to seal the union, but the snake failed to come out of a nearby ant hill where it lives, the Press Trust of India (PTI) said on Friday.

A brass replica snake stood in for the hesitant groom.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
See this is what Bush is trying to protect us from! First it's same sex, then it's animals!
 

-Damien-

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Ponn01 said:
This officially beats the lady that married the Dolphin.

so why is it females are the ones that like to marry animals? are they fed up with human males? or are they just so insecure that they pretty much marry anything that make them comfortable?

can any female posters exlpain this behaviour?
 
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