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so why is it females are the ones that like to marry animals? are they fed up with human males? or are they just so insecure that they pretty much marry anything that make them comfortable?

can any female posters exlpain this behaviour?

It's the latter part. The dolphin probably has a big cock or a lot of money










j/k :lol I really do think the latter is true. They marry for comfort because they're insecure

 

[etiolate]

Is that a real cat? It looks stuffed to me.

*gasp* I think its a real kitten. Looks alive to me.

 

[Jive Turkey]

so why is it females are the ones that like to marry animals? are they fed up with human males? or are they just so insecure that they pretty much marry anything that make them comfortable?

can any female posters exlpain this behaviour?

The reason is men just don't want to be chained down. Why marry the cow when you can get the sex for free?

 

[Ponn]

so why is it females are the ones that like to marry animals? are they fed up with human males? or are they just so insecure that they pretty much marry anything that make them comfortable?

can any female posters exlpain this behaviour?

Don't ask me to search for it because I won't. I never want to behold that site again but when the Dolphin lady was going around someone linked to a Dolphin Sex site that stated the dolphin penis was pretty huge and the dolphin male was so powerful it could kill a woman. So maybe thats a turn on for some females.

I'm sure the Cobra offers the whole "can kill you" fetish but i'm not so sure how sex related that part is.

 

[SolidSnakex]

so why is it females are the ones that like to marry animals? are they fed up with human males? or are they just so insecure that they pretty much marry anything that make them comfortable?

can any female posters exlpain this behaviour?

Guys just settle on banging goats, cows and horses.

 

[muttyeah416]

Is that a real cat? It looks stuffed to me.

why? do you wanna marry it?

 

[Jewbacca]

Guys just settle on banging goats, cows and horses.

you forgot sheep and naked molerats.

 

[SolidSnakex]

you forgot sheep and naked molerats.

"Do gerbils count?"

 

[Fatghost]

Maybe she had to marry a snake to avoid being stuck with JPRaup

 

[-Damien-]

so do these women get jealous if their husbands go out with female cobras or female dolphins :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[sky]

This sounds fake.
I mean... come on. There has to be a catch... something.
Please? There's no way it can be exactly as they are describing...

BOLD PREDICTION:

This will be part of Jay Leno's monolouge
Jay: Hey, Kev, didya hear about this ... read about this ... apparently a woman in India married a cobra

:lol :lol
Leno rules.

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

so why is it females are the ones that like to marry animals? are they fed up with human males? or are they just so insecure that they pretty much marry anything that make them comfortable?

can any female posters exlpain this behaviour?

Maybe it was just a better option to the alternative…

 

[The Frankman]

Wow. Anyone see Reign the Conqueror? That's how they'll have sex.

 

[Nick]

What do you think would be the breaking point in the marriage? What would get her to divorce the snake?

"Well maybe if you bought me some nice clothes every once in a while!"

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

Well if they did divorce she’ll actually be able to say “My husband was an absolute snake” and not just because she’s jaded.

 

[sky]

Maybe it was just a better option to the alternative…

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/3589/dsc029500gn2bj.jpg

 

[MrToughPants]

She doesn't have to use a dildo anymore and her husband is the biggest dick, literally, on earth. She is stupid for not picking a Rattlesnake as her partner because that rattle on the end could really have done wonders for her. :lol

 

[Willco]

Jay Leno is a great TV show host.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Once you go black mamba, you don't go back-amba.

 

[White Man]

Is that a real cat? It looks stuffed to me.

That's why I asked for the bigger pic. In his avatar, it looks like its facial dimensions have been made more human, or something. Now I just don't know. It's staring into the darkest corners of my soul and seeing all the naughty naughty things I've done.

 

[Kiriku]

"I always get to see it every time I go near the ant hill. It has never harmed me," she added.

Well, it's good to hear he's not a wife-beater...sorry, wife-eater.

 

[Der Kommisar]

HEY KEVIN, THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE WITH BALLS IN MY MOUTH

 

[aoi tsuki]

The only thing i can offer is this one vid i saw of a girl inserting a snake tail end inside of her. On that note, snake > most men.

 

[RevenantKioku]

Does India have the tradition of oldest daughter must marry before younger daughters?
That would explain it.

 

[OxtheMidget]

Refreshing.

...

Best wine in the world...

What is this called and where can I get it?

 

[Ollie Pooch]

i await the 'woman tragically killed by cobra' news story

 

[bobafett]

 

[WiiDSmoker]

The only thing i can offer is this one vid i saw of a girl inserting a snake tail end inside of her. On that note, snake > most men.

pics? :lol