And this is why you don't test the BuddyC

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They said he was a bad-ass, but I never believed them. Turns out the rumors are true. I never would have thought a bobbing head with silly sunglasses could be so brutal, but now I know.

Never. Ever. Ever. Test the BuddyC.

If he shows you a post about a man wondering if he should go through with a girl’s request to be raped, and you ask what he would do if you followed suit, don’t laugh off his threat to force you to post at this forum. If you’re sitting in class, bored out of your mind, don’t send him a text message requesting him to pretend you’re an infant while getting intimate with you. Even if you are most definitely just joking. Because, you know, you’d never actually want somebody to do that. Ever. Seriously.

If you decide to test the BuddyC, don’t be surprised when you get an instant message seven hours later telling you to reap what you sow.

I know I learned my lesson.
 
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You guys are into some kinky stuff.
 
I declare that this thread go 250 replies before I turn it into the BuddyChrist Tell-All show, where I make him look like a real shithead in front of someone he knows. COME ON GAF, YOU CAN DO IT.


Telethon for Buddy's Sake
 
The short version:

Last night I was browsing the forum when I stumbled across NLB2's "Wanna rape me?" thread. Upon inspecting the contents of said thread, I began to laugh. Intrigued by this laughter, robotparade here looked over my shoulder, only to discover sheer hilarity.

Jokingly, she asked what would occur if she sent a similar text message. I responded that I would force her to register on the forum and regularly post.

Today I got a text message reading, "The next time we have sex, I want you to pretend I am an infant."
 
Deal Matlock.

Did you guys know my Dad wrote the Reading Rainbow song????
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Now watch the post count sooooaarr!
 
BuddyChrist83 said:
The short version:

Last night I was browsing the forum when I stumbled across NLB2's "Wanna rape me?" thread. Upon inspecting the contents of said thread, I began to laugh. Intrigued by this laughter, robotparade here looked over my shoulder, only to discover sheer hilarity.

Jokingly, she asked what would occur if she sent a similar text message. I responded that I would force her to register on the forum and regularly post.

Today I got a text message reading, "The next time we have sex, I want you to pretend I am an infant."

[Conan] HUH? [/Conan]
 
My F*cking Grandpa said:
Deal Matlock.

Did you guys know my Dad wrote the Reading Rainbow song????
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Now watch the post count sooooaarr!

Seriously? That's awesome.
 
kumanoki said:
Why doesn't he do more acting? He's a phenominal actor. Is he doing stage?
IIRC, he's directing now. He seems like a really cool and intelligent guy from the few interviews i've seen him on.
 
well, if by "know" you mean "drooled upon" then yeah, I know him. I just haven't kept in touch for the last 15 years is all.

Still, I get to say I drooled upon Lavar Burton, and that's something!
 
Do you guys realize what this means? There's a female poster at GAF that actually doesn't have a penis!!!!

And robotparade - what kind of a woman laughs at a girl wanting to be raped? You must be sick and twisted...
 
Matlock said:
I'm having trouble believing nobody but me is catching on that this is BuddyC's girlfriend. Or his mom.

That was my hangup before BuddyC's post.

Now I'm not at all confused (okay, I'm confused about the why, not the what anymore though), but everybody else seems to be. Maybe I'm not thinking hard enough...I'll have to get back to you later.
 
NLB2 said:
Do you guys realize what this means? There's a female poster at GAF that actually doesn't have a penis!!!!

And robotparade - what kind of a woman laughs at a girl wanting to be raped? You must be sick and twisted...

Don't fall for it! There are no girls on the interenet silly man.
 
1. Buddy is reading the GAF and :lol's at NLB's predicament
2. Girlfriend sees this, asks "what if I did something similar?"
3. Buddy says "well, if you do, you have to register and post"
4. She does it.
5. We're here
 
Matlock said:
1. Buddy is reading the GAF and :lol's at NLB's predicament
2. Girlfriend sees this, asks "what if I did something similar?"
3. Buddy says "well, if you do, you have to register and post"
4. She does it.
5. We're here

6. profit?
 
How does one force another to register an account and post on a message board? And a better question - Why would BuddyChrist go out with someone who posts messages that make as little sense as robotparade's?
 
NLB2 said:
How does one force another to register an account and post on a message board? And a better question - Why would BuddyChrist go out with someone who posts messages that make as little sense as robotparade's?

Don't question the cocky comedy
 
NLB2 said:
How does one force another to register an account and post on a message board? And a better question - Why would BuddyChrist go out with someone who posts messages that make as little sense as robotparade's?

I'm sure of all the things which factored into BuddyC's relationship with this girl, her coherency on AN VIDEOGAME MESSAGE BOARD ON THE INTERNET was fairly low on the list. ;P
 
NLB2 said:
How does one force another to register an account and post on a message board? And a better question - Why would BuddyChrist go out with someone who posts messages that make as little sense as robotparade's?

Who else is gonna go out with BuddyC :p
 
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