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[robotparade]

They said he was a bad-ass, but I never believed them. Turns out the rumors are true. I never would have thought a bobbing head with silly sunglasses could be so brutal, but now I know.

Never. Ever. Ever. Test the BuddyC.

If he shows you a post about a man wondering if he should go through with a girl’s request to be raped, and you ask what he would do if you followed suit, don’t laugh off his threat to force you to post at this forum. If you’re sitting in class, bored out of your mind, don’t send him a text message requesting him to pretend you’re an infant while getting intimate with you. Even if you are most definitely just joking. Because, you know, you’d never actually want somebody to do that. Ever. Seriously.

If you decide to test the BuddyC, don’t be surprised when you get an instant message seven hours later telling you to reap what you sow.

I know I learned my lesson.

 

[Matlock]

wait a second, what the fuck

 

[Dead]

what

 

[Trakball]

hells yes, I learned my lesson too from the exact same thing that you're saying. kinda

 

[GaimeGuy]

 

[Grizzlyjin]

You guys are into some kinky stuff.

 

[Matlock]

So wait, does he demand you scream out "BUDDYC" when you orgasm?

 

[aoi tsuki]

Umm... do you have stairs in your house?

 

[kumanoki]

that's funny, because I-----wh-wh-what?

 

[Trakball]

Umm... do you have stairs in your house?

now THIS is bizarre. if he does, what do you suggest his next move be?

 

[duderon]

This is the most relevant time to use this image, EVER....

 

[robotparade]

So wait, does he demand you scream out "BUDDYC" when you orgasm?

That's sweet... You think he makes me orgasm...

 

[captmcblack]

INTERNET.

 

[Matlock]

I declare that this thread go 250 replies before I turn it into the BuddyChrist Tell-All show, where I make him look like a real shithead in front of someone he knows. COME ON GAF, YOU CAN DO IT.


Telethon for Buddy's Sake

 

[StrikerObi]

INTERNET.

Serious Business.

 

[Trakball]

who gwaaaaaan test

 

[Brannon]

EX-FUCKING-PLAIN YOURSELF NOW. Cuz I be confuzzled.

 

[sprsk]

this is the climax

 

[BuddyC]

The short version:

Last night I was browsing the forum when I stumbled across NLB2's "Wanna rape me?" thread. Upon inspecting the contents of said thread, I began to laugh. Intrigued by this laughter, robotparade here looked over my shoulder, only to discover sheer hilarity.

Jokingly, she asked what would occur if she sent a similar text message. I responded that I would force her to register on the forum and regularly post.

Today I got a text message reading, "The next time we have sex, I want you to pretend I am an infant."

 

[Chipopo]

Deal Matlock.

Did you guys know my Dad wrote the Reading Rainbow song????

Spoiler

Now watch the post count sooooaarr!

 

[kumanoki]

???

 

[Trakball]

Today I got a text message reading, "The next time we have sex, I want you to pretend I am an infant."

I believed you up until then. come on man

 

[Brannon]

So you did your girlfriend "A Time to Kill" style?

omegamisama...

 

[duderon]

The short version:

Last night I was browsing the forum when I stumbled across NLB2's "Wanna rape me?" thread. Upon inspecting the contents of said thread, I began to laugh. Intrigued by this laughter, robotparade here looked over my shoulder, only to discover sheer hilarity.

Jokingly, she asked what would occur if she sent a similar text message. I responded that I would force her to register on the forum and regularly post.

Today I got a text message reading, "The next time we have sex, I want you to pretend I am an infant."

[Conan] HUH? [/Conan]

 

[fart]

well that was boring

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Deal Matlock.

Did you guys know my Dad wrote the Reading Rainbow song????

Spoiler

Now watch the post count sooooaarr!

Seriously? That's awesome.

 

[robotparade]

I believed you up until then. come on man

He's 100% serious.

I do crazy stuff when I'm bored.

And college is really boring.

 

[ohamsie]

I think we need the long version

????

 

[Chipopo]

I <3 Lavar Burton

 

[fart]

wait, do you really know mr l.burton? HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

 

[Matlock]

I'm having trouble believing nobody but me is catching on that this is BuddyC's girlfriend. Or his mom.

 

[kumanoki]

I <3 Lavar Burton

Why doesn't he do more acting? He's a phenominal actor. Is he doing stage?

 

[aoi tsuki]

Why doesn't he do more acting? He's a phenominal actor. Is he doing stage?

IIRC, he's directing now. He seems like a really cool and intelligent guy from the few interviews i've seen him on.

 

[fart]

I'm having trouble believing nobody but me is catching on that this is BuddyC's girlfriend. Or his mom.

no we're catching on, we're just too cool to care.

 

[Chipopo]

well, if by "know" you mean "drooled upon" then yeah, I know him. I just haven't kept in touch for the last 15 years is all.

Still, I get to say I drooled upon Lavar Burton, and that's something!

 

[kumanoki]

So I guess the $64,000 question is:

Are you actually going to do it, BuddyC?

 

[NLB2]

Do you guys realize what this means? There's a female poster at GAF that actually doesn't have a penis!!!!

And robotparade - what kind of a woman laughs at a girl wanting to be raped? You must be sick and twisted...

 

[Archaix]

I'm having trouble believing nobody but me is catching on that this is BuddyC's girlfriend. Or his mom.

That was my hangup before BuddyC's post.

Now I'm not at all confused (okay, I'm confused about the why, not the what anymore though), but everybody else seems to be. Maybe I'm not thinking hard enough...I'll have to get back to you later.

 

[Matlock]

Do you guys realize what this means? There's a female poster at GAF that actually doesn't have a penis!!!!

That remains to be seen.

 

[duderon]

Do you guys realize what this means? There's a female poster at GAF that actually doesn't have a penis!!!!

And robotparade - what kind of a woman laughs at a girl wanting to be raped? You must be sick and twisted...

Don't fall for it! There are no girls on the interenet silly man.

 

[The Shadow]

I read BuddyC's post and I still don't know wtf is going on.

 

[Matlock]

1. Buddy is reading the GAF and :lol's at NLB's predicament
2. Girlfriend sees this, asks "what if I did something similar?"
3. Buddy says "well, if you do, you have to register and post"
4. She does it.
5. We're here

 

[Boogie]

1. Buddy is reading the GAF and :lol's at NLB's predicament
2. Girlfriend sees this, asks "what if I did something similar?"
3. Buddy says "well, if you do, you have to register and post"
4. She does it.
5. We're here

6. profit?

 

[kumanoki]

6. profit?

No. No one will profit from this.

 

[JackFrost2012]

butterfly in the skyyyy
I can fly twice a-- WHAT THE FUCK

 

[NLB2]

How does one force another to register an account and post on a message board? And a better question - Why would BuddyChrist go out with someone who posts messages that make as little sense as robotparade's?

 

[Cubsfan23]

How does one force another to register an account and post on a message board? And a better question - Why would BuddyChrist go out with someone who posts messages that make as little sense as robotparade's?

Don't question the cocky comedy

 

[Boogie]

How does one force another to register an account and post on a message board? And a better question - Why would BuddyChrist go out with someone who posts messages that make as little sense as robotparade's?

I'm sure of all the things which factored into BuddyC's relationship with this girl, her coherency on AN VIDEOGAME MESSAGE BOARD ON THE INTERNET was fairly low on the list. ;P

 

[ConfusingJazz]

How does one force another to register an account and post on a message board? And a better question - Why would BuddyChrist go out with someone who posts messages that make as little sense as robotparade's?

Who else is gonna go out with BuddyC

 

[GG-Duo]

TMBG rox