galeninjapan
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Ann Coulter will be gracing Ut with her presence soon and I was hoping GAF could help me come up with something Witty and funny to ask her.
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Ann Coulter is coming to the University of Texas, help me think of something witty
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For starters, ask Ann Coulter why she's misogynistic. She has good things to say about only a handful of women -- Barbara Olson, her friend who died on Sept. 11 in the plane that hit the Pentagon, is one. Coulter's attacks on Senator Hillary Clinton are legion, but in her book Coulter calls Senator Clinton a "lamp-throwing harpie" and "Dragon Lady." She goes beyond name-calling to guilt-by-association. Coulter connects Senator Clinton to anything President Clinton did, as in "America's Most Famous Perjurer and his wife." Any government policy she doesn't like she describes as "HillaryCare," as in federal airport security is "HillaryCare for the Airports."
Then there Coulter's descriptions of other women. Supreme Court nominee and now Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is "obviously crazier than a bedbug." Margaret Carlson is a "former Clinton Kool-Aid drinker." And the widows of 9/11 victims are "McWidows." It?s not just that Coulter hates liberal women, but that she so rarely has anything positive to say about any conservative women. She doesn?t mention Laura Bush, Elizabeth Dole, Kay Bailey Hutchison, and so on, but she does call Condi Rice "very smart."
Coulter's woman-hating goes beyond name-calling. In her recent diatribe against feminism, Coulter claims that women didn't work until feminism came along. Didn't work? Didn't get paid for it maybe, but the women I know did plenty of work. Of course, if it weren't for feminism, Coulter would be sitting at home "not working" instead of appearing on cable television.
If Coulter wants to trivialize or demean something, she uses variations of "girl" or "woman" to describe it, as in "girl priests;" "pointless, womanly complaint(s)" made by liberals; and Augusta National?s "no girls" policy.? To demean journalists (and we do plenty of that here), Coulter says that in journalism "even the men are women." In my opinion, being a woman is a pretty cool thing. In using "girl" and "woman" in such fashion, however, Coulter broadcasts her contempt for all women, including herself.
Furthermore, Coulter is a poor prognosticator. Soon after the U.S. invaded Afghanistan, Coulter proclaimed that Osama bin Laden is "D-E-D." Unfortunately, he has been showing up on videos from time to time. Coulter also predicted Hillary Clinton would lose to Rudy Giuliani in the New York Senate race, but the former first lady is now Senator Clinton and the former New York mayor is making motivational speeches on the Rotary Club circuit after dropping out of the race.
Ask her why she's racist. She supports racial profiling.
Coulter claims that liberals believe in one set of rules for themselves and another set for everybody else, but she shows herself to be the practitioner par excellence of that when she discusses airline safety. She supports racial profiling, by which she means searching all "swarthy males" getting on airplanes because "we know who the homicidal maniacs are." Presumably that would include her former boss, former Sen. Spencer Abraham, R-Michigan, who is an Arab, but it would not have included the women who brought down the two airliners in Russia last August. Coulter also belittles the plight of some Arabs who were wrongly held for a week. But, boy, does she whine about the trials and tribulations of having to go through airport security herself, having her carry-on bag searched, and losing a silver charm shaped like a bullet that had "sentimental value." "I want it back," she whined. No sympathy here. Those Arabs lost a whole week of their lives.
Coulter's most consistent tactic is stringing together insults against prominent Democrats and dropping them into every column, regardless of the topic. These are the phrases designed to get a Democrat?s blood pressure up and which earn her the title "polemicist" rather than "commentator" or "analyst." Some examples:
--JKF was "a stupefied drug addict."
--Ted Kennedy is a drunk and a murderer, and Coulter says he "honors the memory of his deceased family members with several belts every day," thus using the assassination of a president to take a cheap political shot.
--John Kerry is a "trophy husband," "gigolo" and "a poodle to rich women" for marrying two wealthy women. In Ann Coulter?s world, women should marry rich men, not the other way around.
Then, there's always http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/
Best. Line. Ever.
"I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe."
Then there Coulter's descriptions of other women. Supreme Court nominee and now Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is "obviously crazier than a bedbug." Margaret Carlson is a "former Clinton Kool-Aid drinker." And the widows of 9/11 victims are "McWidows." It?s not just that Coulter hates liberal women, but that she so rarely has anything positive to say about any conservative women. She doesn?t mention Laura Bush, Elizabeth Dole, Kay Bailey Hutchison, and so on, but she does call Condi Rice "very smart."
Coulter's woman-hating goes beyond name-calling. In her recent diatribe against feminism, Coulter claims that women didn't work until feminism came along. Didn't work? Didn't get paid for it maybe, but the women I know did plenty of work. Of course, if it weren't for feminism, Coulter would be sitting at home "not working" instead of appearing on cable television.
If Coulter wants to trivialize or demean something, she uses variations of "girl" or "woman" to describe it, as in "girl priests;" "pointless, womanly complaint(s)" made by liberals; and Augusta National?s "no girls" policy.? To demean journalists (and we do plenty of that here), Coulter says that in journalism "even the men are women." In my opinion, being a woman is a pretty cool thing. In using "girl" and "woman" in such fashion, however, Coulter broadcasts her contempt for all women, including herself.
Furthermore, Coulter is a poor prognosticator. Soon after the U.S. invaded Afghanistan, Coulter proclaimed that Osama bin Laden is "D-E-D." Unfortunately, he has been showing up on videos from time to time. Coulter also predicted Hillary Clinton would lose to Rudy Giuliani in the New York Senate race, but the former first lady is now Senator Clinton and the former New York mayor is making motivational speeches on the Rotary Club circuit after dropping out of the race.
Ask her why she's racist. She supports racial profiling.
Coulter claims that liberals believe in one set of rules for themselves and another set for everybody else, but she shows herself to be the practitioner par excellence of that when she discusses airline safety. She supports racial profiling, by which she means searching all "swarthy males" getting on airplanes because "we know who the homicidal maniacs are." Presumably that would include her former boss, former Sen. Spencer Abraham, R-Michigan, who is an Arab, but it would not have included the women who brought down the two airliners in Russia last August. Coulter also belittles the plight of some Arabs who were wrongly held for a week. But, boy, does she whine about the trials and tribulations of having to go through airport security herself, having her carry-on bag searched, and losing a silver charm shaped like a bullet that had "sentimental value." "I want it back," she whined. No sympathy here. Those Arabs lost a whole week of their lives.
Coulter's most consistent tactic is stringing together insults against prominent Democrats and dropping them into every column, regardless of the topic. These are the phrases designed to get a Democrat?s blood pressure up and which earn her the title "polemicist" rather than "commentator" or "analyst." Some examples:
--JKF was "a stupefied drug addict."
--Ted Kennedy is a drunk and a murderer, and Coulter says he "honors the memory of his deceased family members with several belts every day," thus using the assassination of a president to take a cheap political shot.
--John Kerry is a "trophy husband," "gigolo" and "a poodle to rich women" for marrying two wealthy women. In Ann Coulter?s world, women should marry rich men, not the other way around.
Then, there's always http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/
Best. Line. Ever.
"I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe."
Ninja Scooter
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Ask her why she's so hideously ugly.
WrathOfOtaibah
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I have been at her show. She is quick witted to responses against her. That might be because all people did when they didn't like her was ask the same questions and make the same comments:
- Why is she so anti-woman
- Iraq/Oil/Al Qaeda connections
- General "I am offended" comments
So my suggestion is ask something original. She has fine crafted her responses and made the people who went against her look like idiots in the process when they asked those three types of questions. So if you stray away from those three topics, you'll be 'aight.
BTW, she looks scary. There were bright stage lights. She looked like Skeletor. Seriously.
- Why is she so anti-woman
- Iraq/Oil/Al Qaeda connections
- General "I am offended" comments
So my suggestion is ask something original. She has fine crafted her responses and made the people who went against her look like idiots in the process when they asked those three types of questions. So if you stray away from those three topics, you'll be 'aight.
BTW, she looks scary. There were bright stage lights. She looked like Skeletor. Seriously.
Kabuki Waq
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ask her if she is an Ultimate Warrior Fan.
Prince of Space
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Curses! Beaten to it!whytemyke said:
ConfusingJazz
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Ask that if you squeeze her stomach, does a cloud of dust shoot out her vagina...if she has a vagina.
ConfusingJazz
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Zaptruder said:
That theory has been proposed.
SatelliteOfLove
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No, no, no, Doth Togo's on the right track; throwing pies is for clowns who couldn't debate their way out of a paper bag.
Funky Papa
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Ask her how she went from this
to this
to this
Ask her if she is so intent on overthrowing the middle-east and converting them to christianity why isn't she over there right now instead of threatening to execute liberals. Doesn't that make her a hypocrite? I mean people are dying over there to do what she said and all she does is sit here and talk to college students?
Oh that and, since when did executing someone for their political beliefs christian? Isn't that no better than these "savages" she wants to overthow in the first place?
Lastly, ask her where she got that adam's apple.
Oh that and, since when did executing someone for their political beliefs christian? Isn't that no better than these "savages" she wants to overthow in the first place?
Lastly, ask her where she got that adam's apple.
Ninja Scooter
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and don't forget to ask her who would win in a fight between HeMan and Liono from the Thundercats.
WrathOfOtaibah
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Funky Papa: Holy shit. I didn't know she looked like that. She looks like one of those people who are meth heads.
galeninjapan
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Ninja Scooter said:
I like that.
galeninjapan
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demon said:
:lol
Guys, I am sersiously considering this. Should I?
RaymondCarver
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I'm interested in what's going on with her back porch shootin.
Groder Mullet
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galeninjapan said:
Witty this is not. If your going to try to make her look bad, why don't you hit her on one of her stances? This is just childish and will make you look like the moron.
Amused_To_Death
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demon said:
"And I have a Followup:
Are these really size 13 shoes you're wearing?"
This is Ann Coulter, though. I doubt anything would come of asking her a real question. It's a verbal pie-in-the-face. And when she doesn't answer, just follow up with "I understand if you don't want to make me jealous".Groder Mullet said:
SolidSnakex
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Groder Mullet said:
You've got a better chance of questioning O'Reillys stance and getting a decent reply than you do with Coulter.
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