The chance of Mooch getting confirmation is somewhere around the odds Steve Bannon is actually capable of sucking his own cock.
"not trying to suck my own cock" but he seems perfectly successful on dominating headlines this week, taking some of the focus from the administration
So did Scary Moochi find Trumps stash?
The Mooch is obviously Trump's supplier.
All completely normal things that a politician should say in a professional position.Trump fan on Twitter i know just asked what the issue is with what he said.
I literally have no words to respond with
"I have no interest in media attention"
How is a leak about a dinner worth all this? Its a fucking dinner not classified information.
Man, I already miss Spicer. This guy has already lost it.
This guy won't last another two weeks. Book it.
GTA is now real life
Let me make sure I understand the plan correctly here:
Step 1) Attack the former leader of the Republican Party and ridicule a major figure of the alt-right
and further piss off all establishment and alt-right Republicans
Step 2) Fire everyone
motivating them to leak even more while reducing your ability to respond
Step 3) Hire new staff
somehow, because you're the boss everyone wants
Step 4) Expect new staff not to leak and "swear loyalty"
because you hired them and they SWORE they would NEVER leak
Am I getting this right? Every single step sounds hilarious.
He's going to have Trump working for him by the end of the year.
He's that crazy FIB dude from Grand Theft Auto V.
He sounds like Ari from Entourage.
”What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers and I want to get the President's agenda on track so we can succeed for the American people," he told me.
Spicey ain't got shit on this guy
The Mooch is obviously Trump's supplier.
Let's not forget the part where he says he'd like to "FUCKING KILL ALL THE LEAKERS."
This dude went to Harvard.
Armando Iannucci needs to write the Trump administration biopic, but this guy should be the main character.
This dude went to Harvard.