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[MechDX]

Trump fan on Twitter i know just asked what the issue is with what he said.

I literally have no words to respond with

 

[B-Dubs]

The chance of Mooch getting confirmation is somewhere around the odds Steve Bannon is actually capable of sucking his own cock.

Yea, but wouldn't you love to see those hearings?

 

[RPGCrazied]

How is a leak about a dinner worth all this? Its a fucking dinner not classified information.

Man, I already miss Spicer. This guy has already lost it.

 

[Servbot24]

"I have no interest in media attention"

 

[charpunk]

So did Scary Moochi find Trump’s stash?

 

[smokeymicpot]

"not trying to suck my own cock" but he seems perfectly successful on dominating headlines this week, taking some of the focus from the administration

It will last a few hours then something else happens. This is goes way to fast that it can't take up the news cycle that long.

 

[B-Dubs]

So did Scary Moochi find Trump’s stash?

The Mooch is obviously Trump's supplier.

 

[ZeoVGM]

This guy isn't even going to last until SNL returns, is he?

 

[charpunk]

The Mooch is obviously Trump's supplier.

You know, that actually makes sense.

 

[RulkezX]

This guy isn't going to make it to his official start date.

Has to be cocaine , right ?

 

[Holy Order Sol]

what the fuck is this guy's deal lmao

 

[TheGameshark]

Spicey ain't got shit on this guy

 

[valkillmore]

GTA is now real life

 

[Buckle]

Trump fan on Twitter i know just asked what the issue is with what he said.

I literally have no words to respond with

All completely normal things that a politician should say in a professional position.

He just forgot to find and body slam Ryan afterwards.

 

[Mattenth]

Let me make sure I understand the plan correctly here:

Step 1) Attack the former leader of the Republican Party and ridicule a major figure of the alt-right
and further piss off all establishment and alt-right Republicans

Step 2) Fire everyone
motivating them to leak even more while reducing your ability to respond

Step 3) Hire new staff
somehow, because you're the boss everyone wants

Step 4) Expect new staff not to leak and "swear loyalty"
because you hired them and they SWORE they would NEVER leak

Am I getting this right? Every single step sounds hilarious.

 

[Oersted]

"I have no interest in media attention"

"I don't smoke that much"

- every smoker ever

 

[Imperfected]

How is a leak about a dinner worth all this? Its a fucking dinner not classified information.

Man, I already miss Spicer. This guy has already lost it.

They also leaked his public disclosure forms, which obviously were not meant to be disclosed to the public.

 

[kevin1025]

This guy won't last another two weeks. Book it.

He's going to have Trump working for him by the end of the year.

GTA is now real life

He's that crazy FIB dude from Grand Theft Auto V.

 

[Buckle]

Pretty soon Trump's loyalty tests are going to devolve into you being forced to shoot up or snort in front of him.

"You cool, man? YOU COOL? Hit this shit."

 

[MechDX]

Let me make sure I understand the plan correctly here:

Step 1) Attack the former leader of the Republican Party and ridicule a major figure of the alt-right
and further piss off all establishment and alt-right Republicans

Step 2) Fire everyone
motivating them to leak even more while reducing your ability to respond

Step 3) Hire new staff
somehow, because you're the boss everyone wants

Step 4) Expect new staff not to leak and "swear loyalty"
because you hired them and they SWORE they would NEVER leak

Am I getting this right? Every single step sounds hilarious.

Step 5) suck own dick

 

[The Wart]

Guys come on the Borowitz Report is the New Yorker's satirical column. This obviously isn't real.
...
...
...

Wait this isn't the Borowitz Report. OMG.

 

[Netherscourge]

He is totally the second coming of Ari from Entourage.

 

[valkillmore]

He's going to have Trump working for him by the end of the year.



He's that crazy FIB dude from Grand Theft Auto V.

That's the guy I was thinking of exactly

Edit: Steve Haines

 

[Muffin1611]

For when are the rap battles scheduled?

 

[PJV3]

Amazing, the government is attracting all the best people.

 

[Kensation]

 

[chadskin]

Last week, Mooch was rumored to eventually replace Priebus as Chief of Staff by the way.

 

[E92 M3]

He sounds like Ari from Entourage.

Ari is my favorite character :eyes:

 

[sflufan]

My God, I haven't laughed this hard in ages!

At this rate, I'm willing to sign up for "DA MOOCH 2020"

 

[jph139]

Oh my God he refers to himself as the Mooch. In third person.

We were so far gone I didn't think it was possible to go any further, and yet here comes the Mooch, busting down that door.

 

[TetraGenesis]

Let's not forget the part where he says he'd like to "FUCKING KILL ALL THE LEAKERS."

 

[Nerokis]

Haha. Is the act of posting this Ryan Lizza's way of totally taking advantage of Scaramucci's naivete and inexperience, or did Scaramucci actually intend for this to get out there?

Amazing stuff, either way.

 

[PeskyToaster]

This dude is such a stereotypical New York shyster.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

This dude is fucking insane.

"What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers and I want to get the President's agenda on track so we can succeed for the American people," he told me.

 

[Suikoguy]

Spicey ain't got shit on this guy

It's more clear than ever why Spicer quit.

 

[Az]

This dude went to Harvard.

 

[mreddie]

HOUSE OF CARDS season 6

 

[Chained Prometheus]

The Mooch is obviously Trump's supplier.

... No wonder Trump wants him to have a job in the White House.

 

[CHC]

Holy fuuuuu.....

This is like.... "Patrick Bateman inner monologue" level shit.

 

[Deleted member 30609]

I mean

This is





Something this is something

 

[gutshot]

Mooch to issue a statement shortly. This should be good.

https://twitter.com/olivianuzzi/status/890693319239634948

 

[ZOONAMI]

This guy gonna be canned before he even starts?

 

[Muffin1611]

Let's not forget the part where he says he'd like to "FUCKING KILL ALL THE LEAKERS."

A fucking government official, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Joe]

He explicitly gives the reporter a leak in the middle of his tirade against leaks!

“They’ll all be fired by me,” he said. “I fired one guy the other day. I have three to four people I’ll fire tomorrow. I’ll get to the person who leaked that to you. Reince Priebus—if you want to leak something—he’ll be asked to resign very shortly.”

 

[Imperfected]

This dude went to Harvard.

Well, he went to Hahvahd, at least.

 

[TheOGB]

I shouldn't be surprised that this guy actually calls himself The Mooch, but holy shit

 

[smokeymicpot]

Wolf is finally talking about it. I am hoping Wolf says the Bannon sucking his own dick comment. The writer of the article is there too.

 

[Pastry]

Reporter: Mooch, do you stand by your statement that Bannon is sucking his own cock?

Mooch: You should ask Bannon. He probably won't be able to respond because he's got his cock in his mouth.

 

[NihonTiger90]

Armando Iannucci needs to write the Trump administration biopic, but this guy should be the main character.

He's already done it.

 

[Brandon F]

This dude went to Harvard.

I mean so did Bannon, and a lot of current Republican officials willing to sacrifice morals, souls, and American lives for a party soundbyte. Ethics training was clearly lost on all of them.