> doesn't want to commit to listening to a full song
> commits to criticising it
I even said in the OP that their music tends to follow the loud-quiet-crescendo style. It's not the kind of thing you pop on and bounce around to for 3 minutes then move on to the next one.
My recommendation for someone new to them or this kind of music in general would be to put on the album Panopticon while you're working or pottering around the house and just stick with it.