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Speaking of condoms, I read this yesterday.


Condom Testing Reveals Best Brands

The nonprofit Consumers Union says in a new guide to contraception that the seven top U.S. types of condom they studied did not burst despite vigorous testing, and all models met international standards.

But results showed that the top brand, able to take the most punishment, was the Durex Extra Sensitive Lubricated Latex, according to the report.

Other top-performers include the Durex Performax Lubricated, Lifestyles Classic Collection Ultra Sensitive Lubricated and TheyFit Lubricated.

A melon-colored model distributed by Planned Parenthood (news - web sites) performed the worst, bursting during a test in which the latex condoms were filled with air.
 

Tazznum1

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quadriplegicjon said:
are you sure it was erect?? thats . um. :( what?

why the hell was he showing it off ??


I don't think anybody ever told him that he was really small. He was short though, about 5'5"
 

Teflar

Member
Hey! I'm 5'5 and nothing to be embarassed about, thankyouverymuch.

Don't you go spreading hate for shorties like you did with baldies :p
 

Tazznum1

Member
Teflar said:
Hey! I'm 5'5 and nothing to be embarassed about, thankyouverymuch.

Don't you go spreading hate for shorties like you did with baldies :p


I love baldies. Just not fat baldies.
 
Tazznum1 said:
2-3" erect.

Poor%20Bastard.jpg


That's depressing.
 

3phemeral

Member
RobotChant said:
A melon-colored model distributed by Planned Parenthood (news - web sites) performed the worst, bursting during a test in which the latex condoms were filled with air.

Oh, the irony!
irony.jpg
 

Tazznum1

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I wish I was kidding. Plus it looked smaller with the hair around it. The first thought that came to mind was "oh my god it is a black vienna sausage." I think the look of fright on my face gave it away though.

sausage_vienna.jpg
 

KiNeSiS

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Tazznum1 said:
Did you leave room in the tip? Was it dry as a desert?

I was forced into sex ed classes an hr a day growing up in group homes.
Trust me I do everything right from holding the tip letting the air out and yes the girls were lubricated.

The problem is after a long session and after a couple of climaxes girls tend to tighten up I believe from swelling. That's when they rip usually after about 20 min.
 

KiNeSiS

Banned
Tazznum1 said:
I think you just answered all your questions right there.

No, I'm innocent. I'm innocent.

And Bogdan
I could care less what you believe.
I'm not about to fuck you to see if you called my bluff or not.
But I'll Bag your Bitch, she can tell you whose the truth.
Who knows I may turn your mother out, become your new and improved father and nick name you Soggy Bottom Bogdan.
 
KiNeSiS said:
The problem is after a long session and after a couple of climaxes girls tend to tighten up I believe from swelling. That's when they rip usually after about 20 min.

:lol So this is the "I have sex!" thread?

Dno't yuo guys hate it when the
cnodom breaks and you're girl get like
pregant a bunch and like four girsl have
killed me and kids? I make girls oragams
toching them at least 2 times in 20 min.
 

Azala

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Bogdan said:
Stop having sex for so long, if you can't make your girl climax multiple times in 15 minutes you suck at sex.

Anyways I don't really believe you. I have had sex with plent O' women and out of them very few climax from penetration. 1 out of 5 is a good number.

Woah Woah Woah. Women come in all different varieties. Not all are multiorgasmic. Not all require the same stimulation and not all have the same recovery period. Hell not all of them are the same every time, what works one day may not work the next. I'm smelling a lot of faked orgasms here... and don't take it personally They get faked for a variety of reasons that don't necessarily have anything bad or good to say about you.

And second, size does matter. That's bullshit. A 4 inch pencil dick is just not going to have the same physical affect as a more average penis. There's a few things that need to be said. First, the average size penis is just fine, really. Average by the way is 4-5 inches girth and 5-6.5 inches length (ironically in the studies depending on who did the measurements, the men or the researchers). I'm being rough, but you can google it for yourself. And girth is far more important than length. The reason size matters is because most women like to feel filled, and being stretched in any direction (length or girth) is a good thing. Considering most of the sensation in a vagina is in the first few inches, length won't buy you much if you go beyond average. Women can't feel an extra inch unless you're banging it into their cervix (which can hurt - until pain tolerance increases closer to orgasm). But girth can, because it can stimulate more area. An overly long penis can also reduce clitoral stimulation which is the most common form of female orgasm. The clitoris is located about 1-3 inches away from the vaginal opening so generally a lot of the stimulation is provided by your pubic bone rubbing against her (or hands), so if you can't go deep because of length then you're handicapped, not helped. Plus you won't get as much self pleasure as you won't be fully encaptured, nor necessarily able to go at the pace/manner you like.

So what it boils down to is this. Women want a bare minimum so they can feel it, and there's also too much of a good thing, but as long as you fall around average you're fine, just fine.

KiNeSiS said:
The problem is after a long session and after a couple of climaxes girls tend to tighten up I believe from swelling. That's when they rip usually after about 20 min.

The most likely answer here is not swelling but lack of lubrication and arousal, which can contribute to the vagina losing it's elasticity (no it's not always as big as a penis, it lengthens and opens with arousal) as well as gaining friction, which combines to tear the condom. Get yourself a condom friendly lube, and communicate with your partner to get a more accurate pulse on their arousal. Sometimes it's there mentally but not physically so don't take it personally if the physical is giving her problems. And if they are having multiple orgasms it's only inevitable that most women will eventually lubricate less.

I can't repeat this enough, porn is not reality. Some of what looks good, doesn't feel good, especially if you're the woman. It's done that way for the visual factor, to arouse the brain. Usually the orgasms (even male, down to semen) are faked. The scenes are spliced together, not really all one take. The average women (as noted in sex studies) requires more foreplay, does not have multiple orgasms - much less that readily, and will dry out with extended intercourse regardless of mental arousal.
 

darscot

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What are you Doctor Ruth? This whole thread is nothing but stupidity then you come in hear with a "War and Peace" post that reads like a medical journal. This thread is now humorless.
 

Loki

Count of Concision
bionic77 said:
I am glad I haven't taken a public shower since my middle school gym teacher used to make us take them in gym class. It is scary to think that there is a DaCova in every shower checking out every guys wang.

:lol

Seriously, guys who sit there and compare in locker rooms arescrewed up in the head lol. Those who do so because they feel inadequate and want to see how they measure up, you can almost understand-- at the very least, you can take pity on them. :p Guys who are looking just to validate their inflated macho big-dick self-image, however, are even sadder. :D


DaCoco just seems like one of these typical well-hung guys who are infatuated with the size of their own members. :lol I worked with one for a few years, and he would go on and on to anyone who would listen about what he was packin', and would literally SHOW US when he had erections (by pulling his pants tight against his skin so you could see the outline of his wang). He was packing about 13"-- skinny white guy, about 6'2". Most of the guys I worked with were very vocal and concerned with their dick sizes, though-- I think it's a Euro thing (they were all Yugoslavian/Croatian/German).


To my mind, bragging about or poking fun at someone else over something like penis size is juvenile, since you're just born with it-- you didn't do anything to become well-endowed (unless you "jelqed" lol). :D You were just born. Unfortunately, it seems that many guys with large members get off (figuratively) on their own size, which I attribute to the fact that they have little else to brag about-- but that's just me. :D


And before you ass-u-me, mine is quite fine, thankyouverymuch. :p It's not 10", but it's more than adequate. I only mention this because the typical "big dick guy response" in this situation is to go "d00d, you must have teh small wang!!!11". :lol I've seen it all too often. :p


Bogdan said:
Anyways I am about as average a white dude as you can get, in other words a little bit bigger than Olimario.

:lol
 

Azala

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darscot said:
What are you Doctor Ruth? This whole thread is nothing but stupidity then you come in hear with a "War and Peace" post that reads like a medical journal. This thread is now humorless.

That would be me lately, spreading misery and killing fun every where I go. :D Now can I interest you in some lemonade and a game of Checkers?
 

Dilbert

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darscot said:
What are you Doctor Ruth? This whole thread is nothing but stupidity then you come in hear with a "War and Peace" post that reads like a medical journal. This thread is now humorless.
Knowledge and insight trumps humor every time.

Besides, I suspect that there is more than one guy out there who is reading this thread and taking notes furiously...and I bet he'd like get the question right on the final exam.
 

KiNeSiS

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Socreges said:
God bless them.

ALLAH CURSE YOU!!


The lovely Azela I admire you for dropping the apple of knowledge from a females perspective.
However I know they weren't faked because my ex was the meanest girl in the world and said that's all I'm good for.
It hurt my feelings, That was my only true love.
 

Dilbert

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KiNeSiS said:
However I know they weren't faked because my ex was the meanest girl in the world and said that's all I'm good for.
Maybe I'm just having one of those weeks, but I would be SO incredibly flattered if a girl told me that she was just using me for my body and pure sexual escape.

It would get old eventually, but I could live with that for a month. Maybe three weeks. Maybe I'll shut up now.
 

KiNeSiS

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-jinx- said:
Maybe I'm just having one of those weeks, but I would be SO incredibly flattered if a girl told me that she was just using me for my body and pure sexual escape.

It would get old eventually, but I could live with that for a month. Maybe three weeks. Maybe I'll shut up now.

Not when you invested 2 1/2 years on the broad and devoted yourself to her.
Then it's a slap in the face.
 

Dilbert

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Bogdan said:
Using my perfected combo every girl I have been with since high school (I was young) has had multiple orgasms. From pentration the number drops. I haven't had sex with tons of girls (I am under 100) but enough to know a bit about what I am talking about.
:lol :lol :lol :lol

Let me guess -- the perfected combo is UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, START?
 

Teflar

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darscot said:
What are you Doctor Ruth? This whole thread is nothing but stupidity then you come in hear with a "War and Peace" post that reads like a medical journal. This thread is now humorless.

Seriously. Who needs real answers when we could just tell them what orafice they should insert their phallus into?
 

Azala

Member
Bogdan said:
Using my perfected combo every girl I have been with since high school (I was young) has had multiple orgasms. From pentration the number drops. I haven't had sex with tons of girls (I am under 100) but enough to know a bit about what I am talking about.

And you haven't written a book why? Seriously, that's great and all but the odds are so seriously stacked against that. Something doesn't ring right here. True ability to have multiple orgasms (several in 15 minutes?) is found in only a small percentage of the female population and I think Masters and Johnson and other sexual researchers had a much greater (and honest) N than any male out there.

So what is this mystical combination? How is it so different then the things men usually try?

[edit] wait wait, every guy knows the combo? So explain to me how many of my girl friends bitch to me about faking and having a miserable sex life? :lol I mean if it's that easy, why don't you just share and help save some marriages.
 

ShadowRed

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KiNeSiS said:
Many times females abortated my childbirth.
Most don't tell you when they do they just start acting strange and cold.
Diseappear a couple of weeks then try seeing you like nothing happened.

Naaah it's not a boredom, you notice some pregnancy symptoms such as morning sickness before hand.

This fills me with sorrow but about 4 woman have aborted my seed.

A few I made get the RU-21 pill (morning after) but that's due to condoms breaking at the wrong time. The others were girl friends or longtime jump offs.
So sad =(

I am anti-abortion, some woman do this shit on the regular.




A) WTF are you doing knocking up many females? Don't you know how to put a rubber on right? Been having sex since I was 14 and sometimes without a rubber and never have I knocked a chick up, and never has a rubber busted on me. Good thing they did abort them as you don't sound like you would have been able t take care of them.

B) WTF kind of creep are you that every chick you knock up immediatly runs to and abortion clinic.
 

Dilbert

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Bogdan said:
All men know should know the combo....I just feel dirty describing it here though, ask Lonestar we had a conversation about it once.

And I will admit with my current girl it is by far the easiest it has ever been.
Well, apparently I called in sick to "man school" that day, because I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

Care to share? Or is this an Illuminati-level secret?
 

Boogie

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-jinx- said:
Besides, I suspect that there is more than one guy out there who is reading this thread and taking notes furiously...and I bet he'd like get the question right on the final exam.


*sheepishly hides notepad behind his back*

Umm, don't mind me.
 

aoi tsuki

Member
Bogdan said:
Actually it is:
P+K+G,b,d/f+P+G,b(or d,f)+P

Hard to pull off but if you can....

Seriously though every guy knows the combo.
:lol :lol :lol "Huh, huh, HA!"

Speaking of which, has anyone ever had a condom break? i used to get a lot of my condoms online, usually Kimonos, but more recently i've been using Durex because it's easier to pick up a pack locally. How/when exactly do you know the condom's broken and what seems to be the cause -- cheap condoms or rough sex?
 

Teflar

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Bogdan said:
All men know should know the combo...

Ok, news flash.

There is no combo. There is no magical way to make a woman (or a man, but usually that's easier) to orgasm.

If you have a TECHNIQUE and it seems to work for you, awesome. All us guys have a technique. Perhaps yours is better, perhaps its average and you have over zealous partners. There are a lot of different people and who you meet is really a roll of the dice.

But there is nothing that works consistantly on every person, of one gender or not. There's simply too much diversity. But you can play the numbers, and if it works for you all the time, lucky you ;)
 

Dilbert

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Teflar said:
There is no combo. There is no magical way to make a woman (or a man, but usually that's easier) to orgasm.
No WAY, dude -- he has a combo, and he's gonna tell me, and I'm going to be AWESOME in the sack!

You're just a hater.
 
Bogdan said:
All men know should know the combo....I just feel dirty describing it here though, ask Lonestar we had a conversation about it once.

And I will admit with my current girl it is by far the easiest it has ever been.

Indeed, f0o. Anyway, to the doubters in this thread, I've seen Bogdan(f0o) at work, and dude knows what he's talking about. Too bad you couldn't have brought that girl home from the party, she would have been a sure bone...
 

Jdw40223

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aoi tsuki said:
:lol :lol :lol "Huh, huh, HA!"

Speaking of which, has anyone ever had a condom break? i used to get a lot of my condoms online, usually Kimonos, but more recently i've been using Durex because it's easier to pick up a pack locally. How/when exactly do you know the condom's broken and what seems to be the cause -- cheap condoms or rough sex?


TO be honest it's usually the idiots who dont know how to put them on correctly. If you know WTF yer doing and know how to put a condom on, they shouldn't break as much as Ron Jeremy aka Mr.Abortated says they do. hehe
Yes, ONCE and awhile they break but c'mon. And you really cant tell if they break, unless you do the ol' "let me see if its dry and breaking" look. its not fuking ROCKET SCIENCE.
Insane means you keep doing the same thing waiting for a different result. Well .... ummm... 2+2=4.
 
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