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Any one have a childbirth aborted without there say?

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Loki

Count of Concision
Bogdan said:
I haven't had sex with tons of girls (I am under 100)

:lol

I love you, f0o, but that shit cracked me up. :D Usually when people say they haven't been with " a ton of partners", they mean a figurative "ton"; apparently, when you say that you "haven't been with a ton of partners", you mean a literal "ton" (i.e., 2000). :D
 

Azala

Member
Loki said:
I love you, f0o, but that shit cracked me up. :D Usually when people say they haven't been with " a ton of partners", they mean a figurative "ton"; apparently, when you say that you "haven't been with a ton of partners", you mean a literal "ton" (i.e., 2000). :D

Especially considering the lifetime average is 8 for women and 16 for men. Or at least it was 5-10 years ago. I'm sure things like Burning Man are pushing it up higher. *shudder* So many germs, so little time. When you have to keep a list to remember names and faces... Ewww.
 

BeOnEdge

Banned
azala! good info! very informative! i have a question. i know all women are different but for the chicks who "like" it, do chicks really like anal? does it do anything for females or is it all a sham and the woman trying to give the guy his porn fantasy?
 

Boogie

Member
Incognito said:
:lol

maybe x3.

Half the "women", aka girls I know or have dated were past 8 by their 20th birthday.

Maybe that says more about you and the company you keep than it does about the average woman's sexual history :p
 

KiNeSiS

Banned
Usually when a woman says 3 she means 33.

When broads hit the club 2 times a weekend they're usually hitting the shits as well.
Co-ed and hard drinks don't mix well.
I know a lot of guys most likely many of you that have to get a girl drunk to get play. (BOGDAN COUGH COUGH)
But really I take pride in only having relations with woman that are sober.
 
-jinx- said:
Knowledge and insight trumps humor every time.

Besides, I suspect that there is more than one guy out there who is reading this thread and taking notes furiously...and I bet he'd like get the question right on the final exam.


QUIT LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER!!! er, i mean, uh...... how about them chargers!? you guys are gonna get owned saturday. *nervous laugh* *psst* azala, more tips please.
 

Boogie

Member
KiNeSiS said:
Usually when a woman says 3 she means 33.

When broads hit the club 2 times a weekend they're usually hitting the shits as well.
Co-ed and hard drinks don't mix well.
I know a lot of guys most likely many of you that have to get a girl drunk to get play. (BOGDAN COUGH COUGH)
But really I take pride in only having relations with woman that are sober.

*AHEM*, I repeat: Maybe that says more about you and the company you keep than it does about the average woman's sexual history :p
 

Teflar

Member
Bogdan said:
what difference does it make if she has done 5 or 50 guys?

While I agree with the sentiment, there are physical reprecussions to being that... used. Usually men like tighter spaces, but there are a lot of men and I'm sure some enjoy loose women. (Not "easy" loose..)

But if there is mutual trust, love, etc and such matters don't bother you then no, there is no difference between 5 and 50 previous lovers.

On a side note: Hey Folder! How was the wedding?
 

Tazznum1

Member
C-section does a body good. Especially after I heard that sometime they have to cut you...um...more open.


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the women have more sex = strechted vagina is just a myth. i'm not surprised to see the members who've aired their problems with bedding women peddle this rumor. also, boogie, a lot of women are in the 10+ range when it comes to partner. but, as boe said, they're very good at hiding that fact.

for women, they count sex only when it's good. whereas with men sex could simply be considered as making out...

:lol :lol
 

Teflar

Member
Am I really that misinformed??

I assumed the used = loose was true just cause it makes sense... if you stretch something over and over it doesn't get bigger?

Oh well. Doesn't really matter to me, I just hate being caught spreading myths as truths, heh.
 

DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
DaCoco just seems like one of these typical well-hung guys who are infatuated with the size of their own members.

:lol OK. Dunno what makes you think that, but whatever.

Size is relative. Short of the whole communal shower thing, and the comments that females make (consistantly), I don't really think about my d!ck in regards to size. I honestly feel that's only a concern for those that are insecure about theirs.

C-section does a body good. Especially after I heard that sometime they have to cut you...um...more open.


It's called an episiotomy. That was the only difficult part about watching my son being born. That and the occasional fecal matter ejection.
 

DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
^^

Whatthefuck ever.

Maybe not sex, but a child can definatley bang that thing out of shape.

Haven't you ever heard of 'Roast Beef' pussy?
 

Gorey

Member
Bogdan said:
I don't think chicks dig anal (maybe some like it though, won't bother trying again), I have tried it a few times with girls and I didn't even get a kick out of it.

I never believed this either, until I met one. That was an interesting year. The 'secret' as it was communicated to me was all about foreplay and mood.

Serious drunkeness was usually involved, too. Nothing like a girl who likes to drink more than you do.
 

Trakball

Banned
DaCocoBrova said:
Haven't you ever heard of 'Roast Beef' pussy?


Now you're talking about the labia. How the fuck are you going to pull THAT outta shape?

I'm starting to wonder if anyone in this thread other than Tazznum has ever encountered a vagina.
 

Tazznum1

Member
DaCocoBrova said:
It's called an episiotomy. That was the only difficult part about watching my son being born. That and the occasional fecal matter ejection.


I know, I thought some here wouldn't know what that is. A lot of doctors do it because it speeds things up. If I have a kid, I will schedule a C-section.
 

Tazznum1

Member
Trakball said:
Now you're talking about the labia. How the fuck are you going to pull THAT outta shape?

I'm starting to wonder if anyone in this thread other than Tazznum has ever encountered a vagina.


There was a porn star that had that done and actually tried to sell the it on ebay.
 

DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
My Mom told me I ripped her to shreds. Now they do it standard as a precaution.

Sh!t, my son was 11.6 pounds when he was born. I was like... 'No way that'll fit through th... Well Hey! Whatdoyaknow!'

I've had crazy respect for the female body ever since then.
 

Trakball

Banned
Tazznum1 said:
There was a porn star that had that done and actually tried to sell the it on ebay.

Yep, her name is Houston. Used to have the record for the largest gang-bang. But her lips were already all roast beef-y - it's a genetic thing, not a sex thing. Unless you're hanging weights off your lips.
 

DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
I said child birth is about the only thing that can do it (sans coke bottles and baseball bats etc.)

It's all about circumference. You'd be surprised. A coke bottle is all that big.
 

Trakball

Banned
Bogdan said:
I said child birth is about the only thing that can do it (sans coke bottles and baseball bats etc.)



....and I disagreed with you. :)

I like how this thread has gone from talking about "childbirth aborted", to sexual technique, to vaginal rejuvination. Awesome!
 

Tazznum1

Member
Trakball said:
Yep, her name is Houston. Used to have the record for the largest gang-bang. But her lips were already all roast beef-y - it's a genetic thing, not a sex thing. Unless you're hanging weights off your lips.


You sure? She said that she was normal until the gang bang because it was extremely sore and swollen and then after 3 weeks when she was done healing up, they were hanging down.

Eww...
 
Tazznum1 said:
You sure? She said that she was normal until the gang bang because it was extremely sore and swollen and then after 3 weeks when she was done healing up, they were hanging down.

Eww...

No, they were always big, and I'm 99% sure she's acknowledged that.
 

Tazznum1

Member
Bacon said:
No, they were always big, and I'm 99% sure she's acknowledged that.



She was on Stern talking about the swelling. Odd. I'll take your word for it. I never seen her "problem" and I really don't want to.


Still nasty trying to sell it on Ebay.
 

Trakball

Banned
Hey, after your 500 person gang-bang (the "Houston 500", of course) gets eclipsed, what do you do? Go for 1,000? Then Belladonna comes along and does, like, 2,000 guys and 500 women with ejaculating strapons. A girl has to make her money somehow!
 

Trakball

Banned
Bogdan said:
Belladonna shaved her head and actually looks way sexier.


This is something we're going to have to disgree on again. :)


Bogdan said:
Show me evidence. Everything I have read disagrees with you.


I would, but most of the pages I'm trying to go to are blocked (I'm at work). I guess I have to concede. *shakes fist* Curse you, websense!
 

Trakball

Banned
There's this chick that's been in a lot of Rocco's films with a shaved head, and she's hot. I always thought Belladonna was a little on the fugly side, anyways, but her nastiness more than makes up for it.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
KiNeSiS said:
Many times females abortated my childbirth.

I stopped reading right there... my suggestion?

You + gun + your head + trigger pulled.
 

dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
How did this thread venture into Belladonna?

I always thought she had an "unique" look. Not pretty, but not fugly either. I thought her nastiness and body made up for it though. The shaved head definitely was not a plus IMO. It draws more attention to that grill.
 

SSGMUN10000

Connoisseur Of Tedium
Umm...wow this thread has been certainly interesting and Im just responding to it. To answer Kinesis original question as far as I know I have not got any girl pregnant. Ive had several pregnancy scares and as a matter a fact Im going through one with the girl Ive been dating but I will never consider aborting it and if she was to consider I would completely object. Sorry to hear youve had your babies aborted.

Im going to admit that if there is a girl Im really interested in I really dont want to know her sexual history. Its really a turn off for me. If its just some random girl Im going to have sex with I really dont care.

The looseness of the vagina depends from girl to girl. Ive never been with a very loose girl but have been able to tell the difference between my partners. Unless shes a porn star and has had objects inserted in her or have a baby the elasticity will not change.

Oh and Lonestar and Bogdan that shit your talking about is just weird. We dont need to hear about your sexcapades.
 

Azala

Member
BeOnEdge said:
azala! good info! very informative! i have a question. i know all women are different but for the chicks who "like" it, do chicks really like anal? does it do anything for females or is it all a sham and the woman trying to give the guy his porn fantasy?

Some like it, some love it, some tolerate it, some are just going along with the fantasy. But remember, even those that like it will have stipulations on when and how it's done to make it comfortable. Generally speaking it shouldn't hurt, if it does someone is too tense, or not being gentle enough, or it's the wrong time/angle to try it.


Incognito said:
:lol

maybe x3.

Half the "women", aka girls I know or have dated were past 8 by their 20th birthday.

Well let's see. The study encompassed quite the age range, so it took into account the looser generations of today as well as the more conservative older generations (many of which had only 1-2 partners) because sexual believes tend to work in trends and balance out over time; and even then the current teen/twenties generation is not all necessarily that casual with sex. It is a crowd thing. Plus it's a few years old. I know people my age that are virgins, and people that have slept with over 100 people, and many in between. I think the polyamory trend is a bit disturbing and will have a temporary increase on averages. However, I don't expect it to last. I think we're seeing the pendulum swing back.

Bogdan said:
As for girls maybe ugly girls and religous girls sleep with 8 dudes on average. But your average college going (okay looking) chick is for sure going to be around 3 times that.

I don't think so. I know plenty of very attractive females that are not overly religious or even religious at all that simply have higher ethics and a less casual view on sex. Some people simply desire an emotional connection and thus generally their sexual relationships are fewer and last longer.

And come hither is fine for inducing orgasms, even female ejaculation, but multiples? I'm not seeing it. Are you sure you're not mistaking some vocalness for orgasms? I've had that happen before.

Teflar said:
While I agree with the sentiment, there are physical reprecussions to being that... used. Usually men like tighter spaces, but there are a lot of men and I'm sure some enjoy loose women. (Not "easy" loose..)

But if there is mutual trust, love, etc and such matters don't bother you then no, there is no difference between 5 and 50 previous lovers.

Woah again, tightness has nothing to do with how many partners you've had, or technically speaking it would be how *often* you've had it (the body doesn't say, oooh that's #5 better loosen up). It's all about the PC muscle and how much strength it has. Even childbirth loosening a woman is a common myth. The important thing is how many kegels she does, or everyday activity that works the PC muscle. You can have a loose virgin and a very tight mother of 10.

And while I agree it shouldn't matter how many people your partner has been with, I personally couldn't be with someone who had such casual views on sex and had frequent one night stands and casual sex. I'd have a very hard time feeling loved and respected. I would feel like just another conquest and nothing special, assuming I was able even to get past his reputation to agree to go out with him. Plus I'd have a hard time looking at him the same if he could really view women in that way. Most of these casual guys are players, and no matter how smooth they are, you can sense it.

Tazznum said:
C-section does a body good. Especially after I heard that sometime they have to cut you...um...more open.

Another myth actually. It only prevents the stretching of the birth canal during delivery - something it is made to do and recover from - but in reality it doesn't overlook the effects of 9 months weight on the PC muscle, which is the real issue. Plus it's major abdominal surgery and bladder related complications (like nicks and cuts) can occur along with more serious ones (at rates twice that of vaginal when done electively). And episiotomies are sewn back up, evil things that they are, so essentially they make no difference sexually aside from providing a sensitive (which can be good or bad) area just like a c-section scar. Personally I am generally against elective C-sections as they pose unnecessary risks to mother and child.

Teflar said:
I assumed the used = loose was true just cause it makes sense... if you stretch something over and over it doesn't get bigger?

Hmm, does your ass get bigger? Has it been feeling loose lately from all those BM's? Have you had to have someone stitch it tighter? :lol It's a muscle, it's doing what it's supposed to do. I think nature has more talent than that.

Trakball said:
Now you're talking about the labia. How the fuck are you going to pull THAT outta shape?

Actually labia can be stretched. There are some tribes that consider longer labia attractive, and the answer is yes, believe me they can be stretched. Actually most women inadvertently stretch them a minor amount with masturbation, but the increase is not generally noticeable over a lifetime. Though some women are just born with them big.

And to revisit an older thing, flacid size and erect size don't correspond; but there was an interesting study that showed that penises that tended towards overly large flacid generally showed the smallest percent increase when erect, whereas the smallest flacid penis showed the greatest. If you think about it, they all pretty much ended up around average, so it makes sense. So don't go thinking girls are sizing you up. We get that flacid size means nothing, and guys get cold. Most of us are not morons.
 

Teflar

Member
Azala said:
Hmm, does your ass get bigger?

No, it doesn't stretch, but I don't get fucked in it repeatedly :D BM's are a bit more mallable then penises, I would think...

Anyway tho, I am not above admitting I was wrong and now I won't continue passing myths as truths. Yay OT forum!

Now where's that "today I learned..." thread?
 

Boogie

Member
Incognito said:
the also, boogie, a lot of women are in the 10+ range when it comes to partner. but, as boe said, they're very good at hiding that fact.

for women, they count sex only when it's good. whereas with men sex could simply be considered as making out...

:lol :lol

This is ridiculous. You are simply taking for granted that your view on most women's sexual history is fact.

"She's only had 3 partners? Inconceivable! Women are all horny sex maniacs who want to get some as much as possible! She must be lying. Yeah, that's it, she's really had like 4x that many partners."


Azala said:
I don't think so. I know plenty of very attractive females that are not overly religious or even religious at all that simply have higher ethics and a less casual view on sex. Some people simply desire an emotional connection and thus generally their sexual relationships are fewer and last longer.

And while I agree it shouldn't matter how many people your partner has been with, I personally couldn't be with someone who had such casual views on sex and had frequent one night stands and casual sex. I'd have a very hard time feeling loved and respected. I would feel like just another conquest and nothing special, assuming I was able even to get past his reputation to agree to go out with him. Plus I'd have a hard time looking at him the same if he could really view women in that way. Most of these casual guys are players, and no matter how smooth they are, you can sense it.

Thanks for helping to maintain a semblance of my respect for women in this thread. I swear, sometimes these tards nearly make me lower my opinion of both sexes. :p
 

Tazznum1

Member
Another myth actually. It only prevents the stretching of the birth canal during delivery - something it is made to do and recover from - but in reality it doesn't overlook the effects of 9 months weight on the PC muscle, which is the real issue. Plus it's major abdominal surgery and bladder related complications (like nicks and cuts) can occur along with more serious ones (at rates twice that of vaginal when done electively). And episiotomies are sewn back up, evil things that they are, so essentially they make no difference sexually aside from providing a sensitive (which can be good or bad) area just like a c-section scar. Personally I am generally against elective C-sections as they pose unnecessary risks to mother and child.


I'm not talking about a c-section for sexual reasons is my main reason - I'm more concerned with being cut open more to have the kid naturally. I don't want anything cut down there. It's an issue that I have.
 

Azala

Member
Tazznum1 said:
I'm not talking about a c-section for sexual reasons is my main reason - I'm more concerned with being cut open more to have the kid naturally. I don't want anything cut down there. It's an issue that I have.

Believe me I was the same way! But they need your permission to do one and you can write a birth plan that specifically states you do not consent. You can also bring a doula who will not only help you out but represent you in these matters, and there are many things you can do to avoid an episiotomy. An epiosotomy only saves on average 5 minutes of pushing time, they are completely unnecessary in most cases (shoulder dystocia aside - incredibly rare). I repeat, there is no need to have one 99.9% of the time, and you don't have to agree to the procedure. Don't get me started on the asshole reasons doctors do them because I'm quite passionate about them myself. But when push comes to shove, take the risk. Having your innards strewn out on a table and all that which comes with a c-section is not even close to a reasonable trade off for what is a very small risk if you've made it clear you don't want one.
 
Tazznum1 said:
She was on Stern talking about the swelling. Odd. I'll take your word for it. I never seen her "problem" and I really don't want to.


Still nasty trying to sell it on Ebay.

Well, yeah, I'm sure there is some swelling after doing over 100 guys but that goes away. I remember she went on Stern before the surgery and showed them the meat flaps and said there were always like that.

Besides, I don't really see how having a lot of sex could increase labia size unless the guys were constantly pulling and stretching those things....
 

Tazznum1

Member
BTW, Ebay pulled the listing because it considered it "selling an organ." And that was against Ebay rules. Eeeechh.
 
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