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[FortNinety]

I'm bored at work and need some serious eye-candy.

 

[Mock]

Now... where's my damn cookie?

 

[cabel]

I'm bored at work and need some serious eye-candy.

Too lazy to generate your own wanking matieral!? My lord! In my day, we had to dig through trash-filled dumpsters in halfway houses to find our rare, precious copies of tobacco-stained porn.

All you have to do is USE GOOGLE and type four beautiful words: "E3 JILL VALENTINE BABE"!

http://www.google.com/search?q=e3+jill+valentine+babe

Kids today! What, you going to ask a co-worker for a "second-hand shandy" next?

(Just remember to use the pneumatic height adjustment on your chair to get your wangle just ever-so-slightly underneath your desk line -- not too close to the keyboard drawer, though, trust me on that one.)



-Cabel

 

[The Main Event]

How come none of the guys in the background is looking at her ass. Geeks.

 

[Mock]

How come none of the guys in the background is looking at her ass. Geeks.

Same reason this thread only has four comments... most people here like androgenous men. If I had posted a cosplay of Cloud, there would be furious masturbating globally.

 

[FortNinety]

Nice job Mock.

Same reason this thread only has four comments... most people here like androgenous men. If I had posted a cosplay of Cloud, there would be furious masturbating globally.

Even to this?

 

[nubbe]

*fap* *fap*

 

[KyotoMecca]

http://games.kikizo.com/features/e32004babes4.asp

 

[Mock]

only seven post so far?

do you people actually have dicks?

 

[Error Macro]

Wow, that chick is nice.


NAUICE.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

She kinda looks like Tina Fey from SNL...nothing wrong with that or anything.

 

[cvxfreak]

Everyone watch the movie or DIE!!!!!!

 

[Shinobi]

only seven post so far?

do you people actually have dicks?

Seriously, she looks quite attractive.

 

[Fifty]

only seven post so far?

do you people actually have dicks?

Have you ever thought that they might be too "busy" to post?

 

[Dice]

She is cute. I think she looks more like Tifa than Jill though, pretty brown eyes.

 

[MattCoz]

She looks better than the Jill they got for the movie.

 

[drohne]

cute, but the forced smile is pretty disturbing. she ought to work on that. in a sense it's what she's being paid to do.

 

[Meier]

Mock = Greekboy? Here was my pic of her which turned out pretty cool.

 

[Fifty]

cute, but the forced smile is pretty disturbing. she ought to work on that. in a sense it's what she's being paid to do.

Welcome to E3

They pose for too many pictures to not smile like a robot. At least, I'm pretty sure of that.

 

[radios shipping overview]

Yeah, she's cute. Now let's see some photos of her that haven't been annhilated by too much flash or bad focus.

 

[Shinobi]

Heh, I prefer those types of shots to those that have been destroyed by ridiculous looking touch ups (Maxim, Playboy, etc).

 

[mj1108]

only seven post so far?

do you people actually have dicks?

They're too busy trying to unstick the keys from their keyboard.

 

[karasu]

She reminds me of Bridgette Fonda.

 

[Chittagong]

How come none of the guys in the background is looking at her ass. Geeks.

They are rushing towards THQ, I think.

"OMG! Stalker, gotta get to play that!11oneone!!!"

Or Ubisofts booth. Hence, geeks with mainstream taste.

 

[Koshiro]

How come none of the guys in the background is looking at her ass. Geeks.

Because they have manners and it isn't their first time seeing a girl in real life.

 

[ElyrionX]

Uhhh the girl is only slightly hot. Jill Valentine from the games look waaaay better than her......

 

[psycho_snake]

Because they have manners and it isn't their first time seeing a girl in real life.

...who cares. If they've got a nice ass, you stare.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Koshiro is right, but his avatar makes me laugh in the context of this discussion.