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[GDGF]

I don't take any, but I figure that I am ever so slightly bipolar (although I really shouldn't do self diagnosis)

Could that be a problem?

 

[captmcblack]

OH MY GOD.

I DON'T HAVE A PENIS.

:O

 

[Blackie]

My sexual problem is that I get limp dicked when I try to get busy with girls on one night stand type affairs. I CANNOT get it up with a girl I don't respect and/or know well.

 

[Coen]

I have the opposite problem...not in terms of stamina, but (spoilered for "TMI" reasons)

Spoiler

I shoot like a geyser. Copius discharges both in volume and distance...porn has nothing on me. Cumcannon is an alias of mine. It's a real annoyance, especially those times i wish i could just "git 'er done". Y'know, "Fap, Fap", kleenix, *snore*. But no, I always have to make sure I have some kind of "guard rag" so that I don't go flying all over the place.

Peter North, is that you?

 

[bobafett]

Peter North, is that you?

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Crispy]

I have a problem too..it's quite the opposite of the thread starter, but I'm getting ahead of myself, here's the whole story.

Recently I had my first girlfriend, I'm 20 years old now so it's pretty late. Anyway, we were watching some TV and started kissing, she rolled on top of me and then I just....came...I didn't know what happened, it wasn't even fully erect! Well after that accident I'm mentally handicapped in a way. I keep thinkin it might happen again and because of this it happens again. Sometimes even when I'm just sitting with a girl in my arms, without any other stimulation. It also doesn't matter if I 'let off some steam' beforehand, it just happens anyway, but thankfully with a lot less of a mess.

I blame this primarily on my lack of experience, but it's also a psychological problem I think. I hope it won't happen anymore once I'm used to having sex and such. I still haven't had sex and I broke up with this girl a few weeks ago, so I don't see any experience coming soon.

 

[Flynn]

Have you guys been playing poorly translated video games?

 

[MrPing1000]

I have a problem too..it's quite the opposite of the thread starter, but I'm getting ahead of myself, here's the whole story.

Recently I had my first girlfriend, I'm 20 years old now so it's pretty late. Anyway, we were watching some TV and started kissing, she rolled on top of me and then I just....came...I didn't know what happened, it wasn't even fully erect! Well after that accident I'm mentally handicapped in a way. I keep thinkin it might happen again and because of this it happens again. Sometimes even when I'm just sitting with a girl in my arms, without any other stimulation. It also doesn't matter if I 'let off some steam' beforehand, it just happens anyway, but thankfully with a lot less of a mess.

I blame this primarily on my lack of experience, but it's also a psychological problem I think. I hope it won't happen anymore once I'm used to having sex and such. I still haven't had sex and I broke up with this girl a few weeks ago, so I don't see any experience coming soon.

 

[Crispy]

:lol I was waiting for that reference to show up

"If it makes u feel better I have a small penis"

At least I don't have a small penis

 

[MrPing1000]

It's my blessing and my curse

 

[psycho_snake]

Luckily, I have no sexual problems. Im a true sex beast

 

[Tazznum1]

A

Mine is a bit odd, and I'll talk about it more in a sec, but first anyone else have a sexual problem of any sort ?

It could be genital herpes, hard time getting an erection, penile leakage, or whatever.

If so is it/was it hard for you to seek a Dr.'s advice/help about it ? *spam email not included*
I've always been able to sustain an erection for long periods Before I cum, but now it's extremely rare that I do cum at all.

The problem I'm having has been going on for about 4 years now, and it's so odd I've never heard of anything of the sort before.
I get erections just fine, only problem is it takes forever before I cum, in fact most times hours if at all.

No I'm not bragging, wtf is there to brag about when I can't even cum at all ? :lol

My fiance, and past GF's were all loving it at first with all the 1-3 hour sessions in bed *no joke*, but considering I hardly ever cum it makes thme feel inadequate like they aren't turning me on, when in fact they were.
I told them if they weren't turning me on I sure as hell wouldn't have a 3 hour hardon. LOL

I suppose it's sort of a good/bad problem, but it's certainly nothing to brag about considering I'm missing out on the best part

Anyone ever hear of anything like this before ? or have anything similar to tell ?

Ok let the flaming, sorry bad choice of words, let the bashing begin for those who think this is something to brag about.

Are you on paxil or any other mood altering drugs? No, I'm not kidding. ::goes back to read the thread::

 

[Tazznum1]

Nevermind, that was covered.

 

[Escape Goat]

Actually, that happened to me recently. I was extremely sick for 2-3 months with violent coughing which kept me up at night. (Although diagnosed as "bronchitis," I'm convinced that it was actually whooping cough...that's a story for another time, though.) The only way I could sleep for months was by taking an over-the-counter cough medicine containing dextromethorphan before bed, even though the obvious side effects (dizziness, nausea) were pretty awful. I still didn't sleep great, but it dulled the cough reflex enough to get a couple of hours here and there.

Anyway, as I started to recover and felt better, except for the persistent cough at night, I finally felt strong enough for sex again. The only problem was that I couldn't finish...no matter what. It didn't matter if I was with a partner or on my own, it just wasn't happening. When I went to the doctor for a checkup, he confirmed that it was a known side effect of DM...albeit a poorly-publicized one. He said that I was lucky I had any function at all -- in older guys, it usually shuts EVERYTHING down.

So, the obvious things to check for in your case: Have you been taking any medicines or dietary supplements consistently over the last 3-4 years? If so, that's your likely culprit.


P.S. Also, knock the "are you gay?" shit off. It's not funny.

I have this cough to that has lasted for a good two weeks now. I was about to make a doctors appointment today for it. Did it go away on its own eventually? Anyways, I have had no sex drive since I've contracted this illness.

 

[SSGMUN10000]

I have the opposite problem...not in terms of stamina, but (spoilered for "TMI" reasons)

Spoiler

I shoot like a geyser. Copius discharges both in volume and distance...porn has nothing on me. Cumcannon is an alias of mine. It's a real annoyance, especially those times i wish i could just "git 'er done". Y'know, "Fap, Fap", kleenix, *snore*. But no, I always have to make sure I have some kind of "guard rag" so that I don't go flying all over the place.

Ive been playing Skies of Arcadia lately and all I can think now is "Moon Stone Cumcannon...fire" Oh God!

 

[Willco]

I woke up this morning and the forum turned into SomethingAwful.

 

[Dilbert]

I have this cough to that has lasted for a good two weeks now. I was about to make a doctors appointment today for it. Did it go away on its own eventually? Anyways, I have had no sex drive since I've contracted this illness.

I was sick with what felt like a cold for a week, felt OK for a week, then started coughing...and coughing...and coughing. The first time I went to the doctor, he thought it was bronchitis, prescribed antibiotics, and sent me on my way. Two weeks later, I felt about five times as bad, so I went back and he prescribed a different set of antibiotics. Still no luck. It was almost three months until all of the coughing finally subsided.

Someone I work with (who I'm sure was annoying with my coughing but didn't kill me, bless her heart) saw a story on CNN about adults with whooping cough and mentioned it to me as a possibility. Apparently a good percentage of adults are susceptible -- the childhood vaccination wears off in some people after about ten years. Sure enough, my profile matched it EXACTLY: light illness for a week (no cough), a short "recovery period," and then 2-3 months of intense coughing, worse at night and in the early morning. Unlike children, there is no characteristic "whoop" after a paroxysm because adults have better-developed respiratory systems, and it's frequently misdiagnosed as bronchitis. (Go figure.) Antibiotics can't cure it, but they can keep it from being contagious if administered early in the illness. (No one I know got sick, thankfully.)

I haven't been to the doctor since late summer (thankfully), but the next time I go, I may discuss my theory with him to see what he thinks. You can Google "adult whooping cough" and find out more.

 

[Odnetnin]

Maybe you're gay?

don't know why but this got a huge laugh out of me :lol :lol

 

[SlickWilly223]

Does this have to do with exercising that muscle and retaining your load by flexing it in pulses when you're about to climax? You like, train it by flexing it a couples of times a day and halting your flow while pissing to strenghten the muscle?

Is that right?

Yah that's right. I used to exercise the PC muscle during school. I stopped months ago, but I can still have multiple orgasms in one session. But it's not just the exercises, my friend. The trick is practice, breathing, and position. If you want to get in depth with this shit, buy a book called "The Multi Orgasmic Man."

Or you can just PM me and I'll fix you up with something just as good, if you wish, though I still would recommend picking that book up sooner or later.

 

[Escape Goat]

I was sick with what felt like a cold for a week, felt OK for a week, then started coughing...and coughing...and coughing. The first time I went to the doctor, he thought it was bronchitis, prescribed antibiotics, and sent me on my way. Two weeks later, I felt about five times as bad, so I went back and he prescribed a different set of antibiotics. Still no luck. It was almost three months until all of the coughing finally subsided.

Someone I work with (who I'm sure was annoying with my coughing but didn't kill me, bless her heart) saw a story on CNN about adults with whooping cough and mentioned it to me as a possibility. Apparently a good percentage of adults are susceptible -- the childhood vaccination wears off in some people after about ten years. Sure enough, my profile matched it EXACTLY: light illness for a week (no cough), a short "recovery period," and then 2-3 months of intense coughing, worse at night and in the early morning. Unlike children, there is no characteristic "whoop" after a paroxysm because adults have better-developed respiratory systems, and it's frequently misdiagnosed as bronchitis. (Go figure.) Antibiotics can't cure it, but they can keep it from being contagious if administered early in the illness. (No one I know got sick, thankfully.)

I haven't been to the doctor since late summer (thankfully), but the next time I go, I may discuss my theory with him to see what he thinks. You can Google "adult whooping cough" and find out more.

I seem to be better now but I still have this nasty phlegm in my throat that wont go away. At first I thought it was a sinus infection but those are draining finally.

 

[Date of Lies]

Yah that's right. I used to exercise the PC muscle during school. I stopped months ago, but I can still have multiple orgasms in one session. But it's not just the exercises, my friend. The trick is practice, breathing, and position. If you want to get in depth with this shit, buy a book called "The Multi Orgasmic Man."

Or you can just PM me and I'll fix you up with something just as good, if you wish, though I still would recommend picking that book up sooner or later.

Yeah I used to train it for a little bit a while back, but I always forgot about it after a while. Anyway, I don't know about the breating, position and other stuff, but if I'm interested in restarting, I'll keep an eye out for the book, I guess.

 

[Ecrofirt]

There's phlegm in the back of my throat like all year round, but I'm never sick. It's fucking annoying, and I hate it. FIRST ONE TO TELL ME TO STOP SUCKING COCK GETS KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT.

Crispy: I'd say your problem is probably inexperience. I was the same way with my first girlfriend, and I was ashamed as hell of myself. We'd be on the couch kissing, and I'd go. Annoying, and it kept the relationship from going any further.

With my current girlfriend, I've got a case of pre-mature ejaculation that seems to come and go. Sometimes it's very short, and sometimes it's not. It's usually a case of it being short, though. I haven't figured out if it's a mental thing, or what, but I'll be goddamned if I don't hate it.

What works for me to keep it going longer is something similiar to what was stated by another poster: I think about sickening shit to keep me from climaxing earlier than I'd like. I'll close my eyes and think about stuff like dead dogs and the russian soldier videos, or say the ABC's over and over.

 

[Tarazet]

There's phlegm in the back of my throat like all year round, but I'm never sick. It's fucking annoying, and I hate it. FIRST ONE TO TELL ME TO STOP SUCKING COCK GETS KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT.

Ever thought that maybe the two are connected? Phlegm and mucus are basically a natural fly-trap.

 

[Ecrofirt]

it may be a natural fly trap, but I hate feeling it in the back of my throat 12 months a year.

 

[Odnetnin]

I woke up this morning and the forum turned into SomethingAwful.

that got a big laugh out of me too :lol :lol

I am SHOCKED you guys are discussing this.

 

[dskillzhtown]

I think the suggestion about trying new positions or new techniques might stimulate you more and you won't have the problem. Also, maybe in your mind you are trying to please the girl so much that you are putting your happiness aside, in other words, not relaxing enough to let yourself climax. Why don't you and your partner try a session of her only trying to please you and you actually relaxing enough to let it happen. Maybe that will change things.


Also,

Spoiler

Cumcannon

made tears from down my face. :lol