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[lukilladog]

Oh god and my god are so 20th century.

 

[Kamina]

The last one i took to church became my wife that day

 

[Kagey K]

Kagey was drunk when he made this thread

That is a fact and when I woke up and saw I posted it here I was embarrassed. I took a joke I made with some friends that went over well and (well this happened)

 

[Kagey K]

The last one i took to church became my wife that day

At least something wholesome came out of this.

 

[Kagey K]

Kagey K plz confirm

Where should I check in?

Most nurses are busy checking for Corona, but if they put a cotton ball on the tip we could use it as a swab.

 

[haxan7]

Where should I check in?

Most nurses are busy checking for Corona, but if they put a cotton ball on the tip we could use it as a swab.

A yes or no will suffice

inquiring minds want to know

 

[Kagey K]

A yes or no will suffice

inquiring minds want to know

Going to have to leave you with that thought.

Inquiring minds can imagine As much or as little as you like.

It’s not like I could verify even if I said so.

 

[Shaqazooloo]

Tried to get one female friend I new around 10 years ago into sexytime.
To achieve this, I even went that far, to go to some chruch activity she invited me to.

It was fucking horrible, that was no casual church, they were some fucking cult. Some of them jumped out of their chairs to scream how they prais god and so on, there were like 500 people, it was insane.
Before that, I tought shit like that only happens in the USA, but not in south Germany, it was eye opening.
I even met someone there, who I used to know. That said dude tried to kill his parents some night while they were asleep, after he killed the family dog. I am not shitting you, this was crazy town.

After that I was like, well, fuck it, no puss is worth that.

If it was a black people church then that's not really that out their, but if it was a mostly white people church then yeah that would be kind of weird imo just because those tend to be way less hype than black church.

Still though, some people get very emotional or hyped up during service and have to Express themselves, while I'm not one of those individuals I can understand why some would really get into it (well at least at a black church...).

That stuff about that guy that tried to kill his parents is messed up though...

 

[H4ze]

If it was a black people church then that's not really that out their, but if it was a mostly white people church then yeah that would be kind of weird imo just because those tend to be way less hype than black church.

Still though, some people get very emotional or hyped up during service and have to Express themselves, while I'm not one of those individuals I can understand why some would really get into it (well at least at a black church...).

That stuff about that guy that tried to kill his parents is messed up though...

It's mainly a church of white people, Christians, to be specific, but anyone could attend I guess, just like I did. Usually people in German don't get up in the church, if it's not for a prayer. Not like in a gospel church where people shout and sing and so on. That's what made it that weird.

And yeah, I will never forget that guy in my life, true psychopath in my eyes.