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Anyone here ever take girls to Church?
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Kagey K
Banned
Depending on the girl it’s almost the same place.No, I take my girls to Church's
Lol I noticed Google wasn't finding this gif
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
You're supposed to get girls from church. They're some of the biggest freaks in between the sheets
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Tesseract
Banned
Kagey K
Banned
You don’t bring sand to the beach do you?
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Fair enough.
Alter_Fridge
Member
Oh I've shown them God alright
Airola
Member
Your atheism is so strong that you wouldn't date a girl who would yell "OH GOD" when having sex.
In fact if that should ever happen, you would stop what you're doing, immediately cancel penetration, and tell the girl to put her phony gods into the fairy tale books they belong and refuse to take part of this unintelligent nonsense, besides which god she's yelling anyway, zeus, osiris, shiva? Bhah, she can go back to middle ages for all you care.
Ememee
Member
First GF in HS would drag me to one of those “hip, young” church group sessions for the youth. Couldnt fucking stand it. She also wanted to fuck in the same church while said sessions were going on.
The Pleasure
Gold Member
I see you make them worship at the house of wangz. Good for you for converting these holes to the approproate place of worship.
NeoGiffer
Member
TaySan
Banned
I mean i dont think i would go that far, but she wont be dragging my ass to church. Lol She can do that shit on her own time.
Airola
Member
NecrosaroIII
Banned
Untrue. My wife is pretty devout and she's very vanilla.
AlteredForms
Banned
OP has a micropenis.
Confirmed by multiple reports.
Confirmed by multiple reports.
haxan7
Banned
Bigrx1
Banned
I know you have me on ignore but you got whooshed I believe
MudoSkills
Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
This man has had sex, and thinks he is good at it.
Someone, gift him Gold.
Someone, gift him Gold.
TaySan
Banned
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Bigrx1
Banned
I dont?
My mistake, I guess my replies just failed to evoke a response in you lol
I_D
Member
I understand the joke, but some real talk...
I'm as atheistic as you can get. I've never once believed in any gods whatsoever. The entire idea has seemed ridiculous to me since the inception of my cognizance. I've made numerous posts about how stupid I find religion, and all of its subsets.
My wife is exceptionally Christian. She goes to church multiple times a week, and she prays all the time, whenever she thinks I can't see her (she's given up on the idea of converting me; though I haven't given up the idea of un-converting her).
I can confirm, religious chicks are way better in bed. They have satan trapped inside of them, just waiting to be exorcised. She also screams like a daemon, which is a nice perk.
Would recommend.
She took me to church, once. It was my first and only time going to a service.
It felt as culty / pyramid-scheme-ish as I expected, so I strongly asked not to go again. Luckily, she's lovely and understood, so I've never had to go back.
I'm as atheistic as you can get. I've never once believed in any gods whatsoever. The entire idea has seemed ridiculous to me since the inception of my cognizance. I've made numerous posts about how stupid I find religion, and all of its subsets.
My wife is exceptionally Christian. She goes to church multiple times a week, and she prays all the time, whenever she thinks I can't see her (she's given up on the idea of converting me; though I haven't given up the idea of un-converting her).
I can confirm, religious chicks are way better in bed. They have satan trapped inside of them, just waiting to be exorcised. She also screams like a daemon, which is a nice perk.
Would recommend.
She took me to church, once. It was my first and only time going to a service.
It felt as culty / pyramid-scheme-ish as I expected, so I strongly asked not to go again. Luckily, she's lovely and understood, so I've never had to go back.
I_D
Member
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Is that just your experience with her? What about her exes?
NecrosaroIII
Banned
Not really sure. I know she tried some stuff with other dudes but didn't like it. She pretty much only likes missionary. At least with me.
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
NecrosaroIII
Banned
For sure the red pill on this one.
H4ze
Banned
Tried to get one female friend I new around 10 years ago into sexytime.
To achieve this, I even went that far, to go to some chruch activity she invited me to.
It was fucking horrible, that was no casual church, they were some fucking cult. Some of them jumped out of their chairs to scream how they prais god and so on, there were like 500 people, it was insane.
Before that, I tought shit like that only happens in the USA, but not in south Germany, it was eye opening.
I even met someone there, who I used to know. That said dude tried to kill his parents some night while they were asleep, after he killed the family dog. I am not shitting you, this was crazy town.
After that I was like, well, fuck it, no puss is worth that.
To achieve this, I even went that far, to go to some chruch activity she invited me to.
It was fucking horrible, that was no casual church, they were some fucking cult. Some of them jumped out of their chairs to scream how they prais god and so on, there were like 500 people, it was insane.
Before that, I tought shit like that only happens in the USA, but not in south Germany, it was eye opening.
I even met someone there, who I used to know. That said dude tried to kill his parents some night while they were asleep, after he killed the family dog. I am not shitting you, this was crazy town.
After that I was like, well, fuck it, no puss is worth that.
Stilton Disco
Member
What's with the weird uptick in the ammount of these blind to jokes, 'progressive', anti-morality shit posts recently?
Byproduct of more people being online due to thr lockdown, of has Era been on a another particularly big ban spree of late?
Lady Bird
Matsuno's Goebbels
Better than depressive-as-fuck nihilists!
Not that choices are only limited by these two, but I'd take a good christian girl that can scream "oh my god" fervently!
Texas Pride
Banned
I've found that church girls especially in the south are some of the biggest sinners out there. Ain't enough holy water to wash off some of the shit we've done. If you wanna get laid AND have her make sandwiches & lemonade after take one home from church.
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V2Tommy
Member
I dont?
Oh? Then it looks like I have some work to do.
Djau
Banned
Exactly. Spirituality is fine; organised religion is not.
King of Foxes
Banned
My wife is orthodox so I'm always driving her to the church on random days and waiting in the car while she lights candles.
Is my wife cucking me with Russian Jesus?
Is my wife cucking me with Russian Jesus?