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[SlowRevolution]

clumsy ninja is in awe of these new iPods.

 

[CrankyJay]

Okay, where's my Apple Pandora clone service?

 

[LordCanti]

"Tickling the Ninja" is now my go to masturbation term.

 

[Bollocks]

what a trainwreck

 

[Jarmel]

Wait does that iPod Touch have a larger(wider) screen than the iPhone 5?

 

[Cat Party]

I love the new Nano, but it doesn't sound like they're increasing the storage capacity, which is a deal breaker.

 

[djplaeskool]

The Verge

The character onscreen is reacting to the player's actions. Pretty funny stuff. Now being tickled... and chased. Stuff is getting weird.

These guys are hilarious.

 

[Stat Flow]

More pictures of the Nano.

For a second there, I actually thought those were alternate pics of the new nano :|

 

[LiquidSword]

Crossing fingers for iPod classic update

 

[LCfiner]

the thinness of the touch is pretty nuts. I like the design. no surprise they finally tossed an A5 in there. that was expected.

and I guess I'm one of the few here that likes the new nano design. I think it's telling that Apple backed away from the incredibly feature limited nano from 2010. at least this one can play back video and photos, plus it has some playback control with a hardbutton (like the mic controller)

 

[The Elite]

Okay, where's my Apple Pandora clone service?

I forgot all about that.

 

[yogloo]

Watch nano is best nano.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

What the.

What is that thing on the back of the touch?!

 

[D4Danger]

not every music player needs to look like the Lumia

 

[grimshawish]

"But I know you noticed the display. It's the same display as the iPhone 5."

Well you can fuck off then Apple. Seriously its not fucking hard.
Talk to me about storage, the rest of that shit? Oh thats fine, if I want to have to chose which podcasts/videos/music/radio dramas I take with me every morning.

I don't btw, in case your wondering.
Seriously, were in line for new gen of ipods, this is just iphone rip off shit.

"The Ninja is fully aware of his environment."

Must have been really fucking hard for you.

/goesgrumpy

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

I hate to bring back an old meme, but...

The new iPod Touch = #GAMECHANGER.

 

[dc89]

The new iPods appear to be more innovative than the iPhone 5. I don't know what to make of this!

 

[Baconsammy]

More pictures of the Nano.

The sad thing is you got my hopes up. Those actually look nice.

 

[BolognaSoup]

Is this like their PS3 Wonderbook moment?

 

[EvetS]

Save us! Nintendo!

 

[Pachimari]

Bring Spotify to the Nano.

The dark blue/black Nano looks nice.

 

[alphaNoid]

Lumia 920 is the best looking phone out there ... easily.

Agreed

 

[Nevasleep]

New iPod Touch wins me over. This is sexy.

 

[rinse82]

"One more thing......"














iCAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[goodfella]

Just caught up, new iTunes!

About fucking time. Looks like they have done a good job.

I wonder if it is purely cosmetic, or if the performance has increased.

 

[SlowRevolution]

"Clumsy Ninja can learn."

Is Clumsy Ninja the new Milo?

 

[lucius]

New Touch looks better than iPhone5 imo.

 

[outunderthestars]

New iPod Touch wins me over. This is sexy.

Fuck. That is kind of amazing. Did they add gps? So happy the ipod touch finally ditched the crappy plastic scratch magnet back plates...

 

[noah111]

More pictures of the Nano.

I fucking told you guys last week that the new Nanos would look exactly like mini Lumias. They should sue Apple. :lol

 

[BackwardsSuggestions]

Wait does that iPod Touch have a larger(wider) screen than the iPhone 5?

No. Same size.

 

[ShirAhava]

ninja molesting app

 

[Treefingers]

what is going on

 

[PapaJustify]

It's not even the A5X. lol

 

[MarkusRJR]

Please update the iPod Classic. I will love you forever Apple!

 

[coldfoot]

Physics says the iphone 5 will have better battery life than the 4S. Single radio chip at 28nm opposed to multiple 45nm chips + slightly larger battery.

 

[Kyon]

Camera, LTE, battery, etc.

*DESIGN* should've edited that

 

[Gomu Gomu]

This is just too perfect:

 

[Izick]

At least the Lumia has physical buttons. God damn am I pissed about that Nano. They really done fucked up. Could have made it cheaper and more durable, but instead they but dumb fucking bullshit nobody needs or wants in it. It's a niche device at this point. Apple doesn't seem to know what they fuck they're doing with these iPod devices these days.

 

[Anton Sugar]

New drinking game: anytime the word "ever" is used.

 

[Lunchbox]

its ipod touch

not itouch. get it right you filthy hillbillies. like gosh

 

[richiek]

"Nintendogs for ninjas."

 

[LCfiner]

Crossing fingers for iPod classic update

dude, it wasn't even in the "family pic" of the ipods they sell now. that only showed three.

it's dead. they might still sell it, but there won't be an update.

 

[Baron Doggystyle von Woof]

not every music player needs to look like the Lumia

 

[dwebo]

"The Ninja is based on research from Oxford! The best minds of our time... working on Clumsy Ninja."

snarky verge is best verge

 

[dc89]

Please update the iPod Classic. I will love you forever Apple!

SSD! I demand it!

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Please update the iPod Classic. I will love you forever Apple!

What is there to update on the Classic?

 

[CarbonatedFalcon]

The iPod Touch this year is a step down from the iPhone 5 with only an A5 chip.

And I prefer the thicker feel of the iPhones over the Touches. Having a phone that thin would be awful.

 

[Katana_Strikes]

Clumsy Ninja!

Doing what Peter Molyneux couldn't

 

[grimshawish]

"Clumsy Ninja can learn."

You've produced a skill tree, now go away!

Oh battery life - cool. Actual stuff!

 

[deim0s]

"But I know you noticed the display. It's the same display as the iPhone 5."

Well you can fuck off then Apple. Seriously its not fucking hard.
Talk to me about storage, the rest of that shit? Oh thats fine, if I want to have to chose which podcasts/videos/music/radio dramas I take with me every morning.

You'll get the storage numbers at the end of the presentation.