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[Conrad Link]

The problem is Cena has like no 'believable' friends in wrestling story wise. He doesn't have a fake brother, he didn't have childhood friend growing up together etc does he? lol.

So he gets a different random popular wrestler to come out and give pep talk each time and blah blah its just nothing.

 

[Penguin]

Didn't Roddy Piper say the same thing to Cena?

I think since they started this angle, he has gotten prep speeches from Piper, Foley, Kane and now Edge.

And.. so far.. it hasn't done anything.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Edge has to be kidding. Taker already said multiple times that he would have done UFC, instead of WWE, if it was popular when he was coming up.

 

[Evening Musuko]

I don't like this Edge, old Edge would have speared him, then signed the contract. Not told him to win for Cena Natiln.

Old Edge could still wrestle though.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

He got a jacket!

 

[Kyoufu]

Sometimes I feel Like Raw...






Nope. Not gonna do it.

This is the 4th or 5th contract signing we've had in the span of a year.

Raw is definitely on repeat.

 

[krae_man]

He got a jacket!

He's a christmas tree now.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Remember when Foley, on the LAST APPEARANCE of his contract, gave a promo just like this to Edge before his match with Undertaker? Love the symmetry.

I remember it ending with some kind of ladder+Chair through table spot as well, but this is Cena so instead we get a solemn facial expression.

 

[Professor Beef]

The NEW Cerebral Assassin?

buryingtime.gif

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Y2Jacket has more charisma in its blinking lights than Cena or his hat.

 

[Guzim]

"Is Jericho the new Cerebral Assassin?"

Jericho to get buried soon.

 

[Forkball]

Be honest: how many of you totally knew Kofi would job the second Jericho's music hit?

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Jericho been on that HGH

 

[abstract alien]

Why would anyone say that.

 

[Officerrob]

More wasted pyro for Kofi

 

[Evening Musuko]

He got a jacket!

MINUS FIVE STARS.

LOL. Jericho the next HHH?

HHHsmiling.gif

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

lol Jericho stealing gimmicks from the King of Kings? burying_time.gif

Beaten twice over.

 

[Keyser Soze]

@IAmJericho is going to bury @TrueKofi

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

Jobi Jobston about to eat a Liontamer.

 

[Evening Musuko]

lol Jericho stealing gimmicks from the King of Kings? burying_time.gif

Beaten twice over.

What a wannabe.

 

[Officerrob]

A "Kofi" chat? Where the fuck is Raw at tonight?

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Jericho still looks stupid in trunks.

 

[cacophony]

lol i thought that was a botch for a sec

 

[Conrad Link]

A "Kofi" chat? Where the fuck is Raw at tonight?

JAMAICA!

(Africa)

 

[Brinbe]

I like Kofi a lot more after those vidyagame music tweets

 

[Evening Musuko]

Now look at him doing the Hogan ear thing.

He's not only a wannabe, he's also a hypocrite.

 

[Conrad Link]

Imagine if Kofi won.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

I forgot Raw was 3 hours today.

3 hours.

3 hours.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

I don't think WWE realizes how many squash matches and backstage antics then could have fit in here. Is Vince passed out somewhere?

Kofi finally did a move that wasn't just a jump high version of a regular move.

 

[Conrad Link]

Extra RAW, extra ADVERTS! WOOOOOOO

 

[Kaladin]

Jericho has been assassinating cerebrals lately.

 

[themadcowtipper]

Watching current WWE after watching the Best of the King of the Ring is painful.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Oh, just skip to the end. Hell, just bring out Kane, get the contact signing over with, and save us another two hours.

Yeah, I'm bitter.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Oh, just skip to the end. Hell, just bring out Kane, get the contact signing over with, and save us another two hours.

Yeah, I'm bitter.

Oh you'd like that wouldn't you? Sorry, we still have Funky, a Ziggler job, and Santino antics before the 2nd hour ends.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Oh you'd like that wouldn't you? Sorry, we still have Funky, a Ziggler job, and Santino antics before the 2nd hour ends.

Damn it! Just bring out the Big Red Machine, and let me change the channel afterwards!

 

[somedevil]

Sorry to disturb the bitter off, but this has been a good match so far.

 

[SkyMasterson]

Wtf, it's not on here until 8.

Anyone else in AZ or the west coast not seeing Raw on right now?

Usually comes on at 6 here.

 

[Keyser Soze]

The last PPV heading in the Chicago was so much more amazing

 

[krae_man]

They'll probably bring back the "End of an Era" promo videos. HHH probably fired whoever cut it from the previous Raws.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Damn it! Just bring out the Big Red Machine, and let me change the channel afterwards!

If he's not part of the next segment, i'm out of here.

In the meantime lets go Kofi! he has actual fan backing for a change, I hear dem shoutin'.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Damn it! Just bring out the Big Red Machine, and let me change the channel afterwards!

My sources say they're going to start having Kane go on last to increase the ratings.

 

[Conrad Link]

Sorry to disturb the bitter off, but this has been a good match so far.

Get out.

 

[FallingEdge]

Wtf, it's not on here until 8.

Anyone else in AZ or the west coast not seeing Raw on right now?

Usually comes on at 6 here.

I desperately want a Monday Night Jericho shirt.

 

[Data West]

oh hey. it's that incredibly obvious spot

 

[krae_man]

I could see Kofi's death from a mile away.

 

[Forkball]

LIONSAULT

 

[shwimpy]

LIONSAULT!

 

[Officerrob]

Lionsault? Fuck you Cole!

 

[Guzim]

Well, at least Cole had the lion part right.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Oh shit, TAMER!

Sorry, LIONSAULT.