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BoboBrazil

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STAMFORD, Conn. – In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Oscar Gutierrez (Rey Mysterio) for 60 days effective Thursday, April 26 for his second violation of the company's policy.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
 
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ChiTownBuffalo

Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
Damnit guys.
 
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Perspicacity

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BoboBrazil said:
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STAMFORD, Conn. – In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Oscar Gutierrez (Rey Mysterio) for 60 days effective Thursday, April 26 for his second violation of the company's policy.

wwe.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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So they test you even if you aren't actively working for the company?
 
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A Pretty Panda

fuckin' called it, man
G-Fex said:
way to get the hogan thread locked Sunflower
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ChiTownBuffalo

Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
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HarryDemeanor

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BoboBrazil said:
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STAMFORD, Conn. – In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Oscar Gutierrez (Rey Mysterio) for 60 days effective Thursday, April 26 for his second violation of the company's policy.

wwe.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This doesn't seem right at all. I don't believe these reports!

Heat on Hollywood Harry Demeanor
Hollywood Harry Demeanor got shouted at backstage at Monday Night Collision last night. A top NWA official ripped into Hollywood Harry Demeanor for about five minutes due to the way they didn’t sell the The John Carter from Vince Russo and G-Fex. Hollywood Harry Demeanor was told that they are a piece of roids who doesn’t respect the business and will never amount to anything in NWA
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The Frankman

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Net_Wrecker on adapting to the NeoGAF Forums style of posting

Net_Wrecker: I can say that I'm a better poster now that I'm in NeoGAF Forums because the way we work in NeoGAF Forums is totally different than what you see anywhere else. Here, we work with brain, and there's a reason for everything we do in the ring. Whether it's a STF or a punch to the back, there's a reason for everything. Before I would do moves because because I fucking felt like it, but there's no steroids or anything. That's why I think I'm a better wrestler now.
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Rumours on G-Fex & The Frankman tag team

Despite several botched attempts at establishing G-Fex and The Frankman as a viable tag team, NWA officials are said to be committed to getting them over on last night's posting. The dynamic between Professor Beef and Net_Wrecker is being seen as a blueprint for what NWA will do with G-Fex and The Frankman, with The Frankman doing G-Fex dirty work for now and then eventually turning babyface and feuding with G-Fex
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Fuck that shit. I'll feud with that bitch now.
 
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BoboBrazil

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Well it's obvious the guy was doing steroids and pain killers since his knees and body are shot and he grew alot from his WCW days to WWE days. He probably does coke too. He looks like a coke head. It can't be for marijuana. They don't suspend for that anymore.
 
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The Frankman

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SoulPlaya said:
That was spice. They suspend for synthetic marijuana.
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BoboBrazil said:
They suspend for spice, which is synthetic marijuana. They don't suspend for the real thing. They just issue fines now.
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That's dumb, why not do the actual real thing?

Speaking of dumb...
Marketing ideas for DMczaf vs G-Fex

In the new NWA issue featuring a piece on a day in the life of Professer Beef, the NeoGAF Forums executive says they are looking to the Twilight movie series to market DMczaf vs. G-Fex at last night's posting. 'Think Team Edward vs. Team Jacob,' they said.
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plagiarize

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The Frankman said:
That's dumb, why not do the actual real thing?

Speaking of dumb...
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I thought Team Edward vs Team Jacob, and while I got an erection it left me no wiser to how the NWA are going to market that match.

i'm glad you guys aren't fed up with me yet. i know i'm supposed to be over in gaming side getting banned for calling idiots 'idiots' in Crysis threads but it's been fun hanging out here. i'm excited for Extreme Rules which I ordered last night. i don't really know why. Brock? a guaranteed 36 seconds of Daniel Bryan?
 
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tm24

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WWE announced the following today:
"STAMFORD, Conn. – In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Oscar Gutierrez (Rey Mysterio) for 60 days effective Thursday, April 26 for his second violation of the company's policy."

Via PWI.
 
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Deleted member 47027

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plagiarize said:
I thought Team Edward vs Team Jacob, and while I got an erection it left me no wiser to how the NWA are going to market that match.

i'm glad you guys aren't fed up with me yet. i know i'm supposed to be over in gaming side getting banned for calling idiots 'idiots' in Crysis threads but it's been fun hanging out here. i'm excited for Extreme Rules which I ordered last night. i don't really know why. Brock? a guaranteed 36 seconds of Daniel Bryan?
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I like you here. And let's go with Brock.
 
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Dork Knight

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Holy crap -- I created this one:

Daniel Bryan : I can say that I'm a better wrestler now that I'm in WWE because the way we work in WWE is totally different than what you see anywhere else. Here, we work with fear, and there's a reason for everything we do in the ring. Whether it's a YES-lock or a punch to the sternum , there's a reason for everything. Before I would do moves because Twitter fans suggested it, but there's no baby oil or anything. That's why I think I'm a better wrestler now.
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plagiarize

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DKehoe said:
Rey's testosterone ratio was 61:9
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i laughed. lots of people use steroids when recovering from an injury. he might have 'only' been doing that, rather than trying to bulk up. either way i have no issues with the suspension. i haven't been missing Rey from TV.
 
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ChiTownBuffalo

Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
G-Fex said:
Get out of my thread before I mind crush you.
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What's wrong with watching amateur porn that has more of a familiarity to it?
 
DKehoe

DKehoe

Gold Member
plagiarize said:
i laughed. lots of people use steroids when recovering from an injury. he might have 'only' been doing that, rather than trying to bulk up. either way i have no issues with the suspension. i haven't been missing Rey from TV.
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I think if you can provide a prescription to show you were using it for legit reasons then its fine. I guess he was using more than he should have been.
 
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Deleted member 47027

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plagiarize said:
i laughed. lots of people use steroids when recovering from an injury. he might have 'only' been doing that, rather than trying to bulk up. either way i have no issues with the suspension. i haven't been missing Rey from TV.
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The last time this happened, it was a "in Mexico, where I was treated, this treatment is acceptable there, then WWE drug tested me and it showed up. It's Mexico's fault."

I expect this again.Still served his suspension though.
 
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Nocturnowl

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Took the dirt sheet creator for a spin, ended up with the template Ultratech had earlier but I like my madder take.
Dude Love says WWE is knocking on their door but they're staying put. When a fan asked Dude Love if they would be showing up at WWE's Raw, they replied:
'Nope! I'm Happy Where I Am. No Raw for Me!!! WWE Is Knocking On My Door, But I Won't Answer."
Earlier in the week, Dude Love told Cactus Jack:
'I've never seen such a bewildering display of raw talent'
Dude Love also wished Mankind much success in WWE, after making comments in the past about Mankind using the DDT.
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