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[Bowser]

I guess by the time they build to up to the Rock/Brock match, Rock will look as jacked as Brock.

?

Brock is fat bro. Rock is straight sinewy muscle!

 

[Malo]

Holy crap The Rock is ripped. Damn steroids man.

 

[jmdajr]

Create your own dirtsheet

God bless you

Nintendo Fan Club reports that Honky Tonk Man has been cleared of a battery charge following a recent altercation with an adult male outside of a Texas restaurant.
According to the police report, Honky Tonk Man and Million Dollar Man were leaving the restaurant when a man, who is described as being inebriated, approached Million Dollar Man. The man became horny after Million Dollar Man told the drunkard to go away. Honky Tonk Man intervened and took the man down to the ground.
Honky Tonk Man held the man down until police arrived, but was arrested on suspicion of battery, a charge that has since been dropped due to lack of evidence.
Honky Tonk Man told Nintendo Fan Club they should have been arrested and that they'd have a good case to file a lawsuit.
"I'm a fake fighter,"Honky Tonk Man added. "My knee isn't a deadly weapon."

 

[jmdajr]

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STAMFORD, Conn. – In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Oscar Gutierrez (Rey Mysterio) for 60 days effective Thursday, April 26 for his second violation of the company's policy.

wwe.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

LOL!

Oh wait, we're being serious now....

 

[plagiarize]

Cameron expresses frustration

Cameron has noted to friends how much help Brodus Clay has been and has talked about the frustration about having to learn a new style of wrestling, all while the spotlight is on them. Cameron is said to be fully aware of the situation of being in the right place at the right time and Brodus Clay's first guy brought in as an international star.

As noted before, there was heat after officials were disappointed with Cameron and Hornswoggle's match at Funkamania. Regarding that match, Hornswoggle took all the heat from officials for the match not being good.

Michael Cole correction

Although previous reports noted that former World Wrestling Funkatainment star Michael Cole worked this past weekend's Funkamania, Brodus Clay reported on Twitter that Michael Cole did NOT in fact partner against them, but rather Naomi was Hornswoggle's partner for a tag match against Brodus Clay and Cameron.

Our live reporters mistook Michael Cole for Naomi.

Reason for World Wrestling Funkatainment Funksville Tour cancellation

The originally planned local promoters for the now officially cancelled World Wrestling Funkatainment Funksville tour, Dancing with the Stars, recently sent out a statement explaining why the tour was cancelled: "if i could have funked any harder i'd have shit." It would appear that I couldn't handle the taste lead to the cancellation of the World Wrestling Funkatainment Funksville tour.

Hornswoggle on adapting to the World Wrestling Funkatainment style of wrestling

Hornswoggle: I can say that I'm a better wrestler now that I'm in World Wrestling Funkatainment because the way we work in World Wrestling Funkatainment is totally different than what you see anywhere else. Here, we work with false bravado, and there's a reason for everything we do in the ring. Whether it's a stood on his cock or a punch to the giant left boob, there's a reason for everything. Before I would do moves because I couldn't handle the taste, but there's no chemical X or anything. That's why I think I'm a better wrestler now.

Rumours on Naomi & Michael Cole tag team

Despite several botched attempts at establishing Naomi and Michael Cole as a viable tag team, World Wrestling Funkatainment officials are said to be committed to getting them over on Funkamania. The dynamic between Brodus Clay and Hornswoggle is being seen as a blueprint for what World Wrestling Funkatainment will do with Naomi and Michael Cole, with Michael Cole doing Naomi’s dirty work for now and then eventually turning babyface and feuding with Naomi.

All true according to my sources.

 

[BoboBrazil]

 

[Kaladin]

That is Ziggler level selling there.

 

[Muffin]

Does anyone else think this is the saddest thing ever?

1 comment.

 

[G-Fex]

Goes to show you that he's a pain in the ass.

 

[Kaladin]

Does anyone else think this is the saddest thing ever?

1 comment.

That right there is why people make fun of wrestling fans.

 

[Plywood]

That right there is why people make fun of wrestling fans.

Whether they like it or not!

 

[Muffin]

Also.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Hey, it's Impact day featuring Eric Bleepoff appreciation night. Reading the spoilers should make this an amazing show to make fun of.

 

[Kaladin]

Hey Chikara fans.....the new show is up!

and this time, we have MP4!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.smartmarkvideo.com/mp4-d...12-ill-be-a-mummys-uncle-rahway-nj-mp4-video/

Chikara April 14, 2012 "I'll Be A Mummy's Uncle" - Rahway, NJ (MP4 VIDEO)
1. Ophidian vs. UltraMantis Black
2. Kobald vs. Saturyne
3. F.I.S.T. vs. Los Maximos vs. Bravado Bros. vs. QT Marshall & Jack Bonza
4. Mixed Martial Archie vs. "Mr. Touchdown" Mark Angelosetti
5. Jigsaw vs. Tim Donst
6. Jakob Hammermeier vs. Dragonfly
7. Gregory Iron vs. Gran Akuma
8. Kodama vs. Sara Del Rey
9. Eddie Kingston & The Colony vs. 17, The Shard & The Swarm
10. Bonus Material: Special Update with Kevin Steen


So.....with the stuff going down Saturday and many of our Chikara regulars being at Synergy, how do we want to do this?

 

[plagiarize]

Goes to show you that he's a pain in the ass.

Vickie Guerrero gets sexually assualted by a midget while two of his friends point and laugh.

did i do it right?

 

[G-Fex]

I can't think of anyone who'd try to do anything sexual towards Vickie.

Oh except Hornswoggle constantly sexually harassing her, like he did on the Christmas special.

BUT ITS FUNNY CAUSE HES A LITTLE PERSON.

BE A STAR!

 

[bjb]

Jesus.

Is this real life....

 

[Perspicacity]

I can't think of anyone who'd try to do anything sexual towards Vickie.

Oh except Hornswoggle constantly sexually harassing her, like he did on the Christmas special.

BUT ITS FUNNY CAUSE HES A LITTLE PERSON.

BE A STAR!

Vickie's not a bad looking woman they just make her dress in really unflattering clothing.

 

[G-Fex]

Vickie's not a bad looking woman they just make her dress in really unflattering clothing.

Eddie wouldn't approve of you looking at his woman.

 

[Professor Beef]

Eddie wouldn't approve of you looking at his woman.

EDDIE'S DEAD

 

[krae_man]

I guess Rey's going to rehab. He probably pain pill prescription shopped.

 

[Entropia]

I guess Rey's going to rehab. He probably pain pill prescription shopped.

That's what I think so too.

What a fool

 

[Liquidsnake]

I haven't watched Impact in two weeks.

 

[Kaladin]

I haven't watched Impact in two weeks.

Why do you have RVD in your avatar then? What happened to the anime dude staring into space?

 

[BoboBrazil]

Tonight is Open Fight Night. Debut of the concept. Show sounded shitty by spoilers, but I'll watch it and let it play out on tv. They never play the backstage stuff to the audience at tapings.

 

[plagiarize]

http://botchamania.com/wrestlemaniamania-part-3/

looksie what just got posted...

 

[Liquidsnake]

Why do you have RVD in your avatar then? What happened to the anime dude staring into space?

After a year I needed a change.

 

[Professor Beef]

I haven't watched Impact in two weeks.

I haven't watched it in months. You still need more training.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Sylvan reportedly held a meeting with WWE talents on Tuesday before Smackdown tapings, where he stressed that the wrestlers who don't speak English need to step up their games when it comes to telling stories in the ring. Apparently this is a common theme of Sylvan's in meetings. It's said that the wrestlers who don't speak English on Tuesday weren't very receptive to the speech as they've heard it all before. Mick Foley asked the wrestlers who don't speak English if anyone had questions and nobody did. It was noted that CM Punk and sidekick Damien Sandow were the only two people not in attendance for the meeting.

Damien Sandow coming in as Punk's sidekick would rule.

 

[Nocturnowl]

I haven't watched it in months. You still need more training.

I don't think i've ever watched a full episode, i'm the master of this domain.

 

[Striker]

Isn't Sandow a heel? Friends behind the scenes, perhaps.

 

[jmdajr]

http://botchamania.com/wrestlemaniamania-part-3/

looksie what just got posted...

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET. Gonna go see this right now!

 

[Parallax]

Jesus.

damn son, why is he trying to be so damn big?

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I step into this thread and I have no idea what's real or not anymore. Fake soil papers, The Rock done HGH'd up, Liquisnake isn't pondering anymore...

DA HELL, WRASSLEGAF? I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU

 

[SoulPlaya]

I step into this thread and I have no idea what's real or not anymore. Fake soil paper, The Rock done HGH'd up, Liquisnake isn't pondering anymore...

DA HELL, WRSSLEGAF? I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU

It's 2012 now, Net. You're behind the times.

 

[Coldnoodle]

damn son, why is he trying to be so damn big?

He's playing a bodybuilder in a movie.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Brahs are just wannabees a java applet could never achieve the heart and thoughtfulness of my dirtsheets.

 

[Perspicacity]

It's 2012 now, Net. You're behind the times.

It's like he's Kane or something.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

It's 2012 now, Net. You're behind the times.

Pfffft, a Kane fan telling me I'm.......

It's like he's Kane or something.

...gotdammit, MAH JOKE IS STOLEN

Brahs are just wannabees a java applet could never achieve the heart and thoughtfulness of my dirtsheets.

This is the era of mass manufactured dirtsheets. Nobody takes pride in delivering homemade ones anymore.

 

[DonasaurusRex]

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STAMFORD, Conn. – In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Oscar Gutierrez (Rey Mysterio) for 60 days effective Thursday, April 26 for his second violation of the company's policy.

wwe.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

whenever you post "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" i hear it in vader's voice because of your avatar lol

 

[SoulPlaya]

It's like he's Kane or something.

Are you kidding? Kane personifies young, hip, and cool.

 

[Perspicacity]

This is the era of mass manufactured dirtsheets. Nobody takes pride in delivering homemade ones anymore.

Especially Meltzer.

Are you kidding? Kane personifies young, hip, and cool.

Tell that to Katie Vick. Oh wait, you can't.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Tell that to Katie Vick. Oh wait, you can't.

she's dead because Kane partied so hard that he crashed the car, he's a cool cat that Kane.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Tell that to Katie Vick. Oh wait, you can't.

 

[bean breath]

Are you kidding? Kane personifies young, hip, and cool.

Yep.

 

[Eiji]

Wut.

He wasn't that big at Wrestlemania...

Spoiler

Goldrock Lesnarberg

 

[Net_Wrecker]

 

[SoulPlaya]

Keep fighting the good fight, Net. I predict you rocking a Kane mask over Clint's face one day. With pride, too.

Hilarious avatar, BTW, Bean.

 

[Plywood]

Eddie wouldn't approve of you looking at his woman.

Fuck you.

EDDIE'S DEAD

Fuck you.

 

[ZeroRay]

I feel this thread has become an asylum...

Anyone posting here shouldn't be allowed out.