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April Wrasslin' |OT| The Spirit of the Ultimate Warrior Will Run Forever!
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Uno Venova
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Couldn't even get an entrance
HOMEBOY OVER HERE
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GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN
Serpentine
Banned
Ziggler gonna job hard
I've never heard of this movie but a Eddie Murphy/De Niro comedy in 02 sounds Not Good
You can't possibly be talking about the same Showtime I'm talking about:
The only people who like Showtime are people who were out of their minds on drugs when they saw it, or have taken more chair shots than a jobber in a Balls Mahoney match. It's not just a failed movie, it's actually an insult to comedy and cinema.
I've never heard of this movie but a Eddie Murphy/De Niro comedy in 02 sounds Not Good
hell of a reach there.
worldrunover
Member
Is Adam Rose really British? He sounds like he is doing a bad accent.
SyaraSystem
Neo Member
I'm actually really glad to see Barrett back in the ring more.
blackaroni
Member
Huh? Ziggler? He got one
South African.
Serpentine
Banned
Barret's cape... it's... i love it
before the commercial break
You know during the attitude era there was many promos that were racist, anti women, calling people retards and calling people gay to get heat.
If you want to blame someone for being racist to Booker T just look at Triple H.
Billy Gunn sucked ass though. I'm glad the Rock buried him. Gunn's push was of the same brain trust that though BLONDE + MUSCULAR = NEXT HOGAN!
He's South African in reality.
Master Thespian
Member
But that's why Rock burying guys on the mic was okay, because he let them kick the shit out of him in the ring and took the pin quite often. Cena combines the mic burying of the Rock (minus the funny) with the in ring burying of early 2000s HHH.
Empyrean Heaven
Member
Nope, South African, essentially doing a Russell Brand as Aldous Snow gimmick....sans the drugs (although it is heavily implied)
Of course he was calling Booker stupid. It was hilarious. That whole set with Jericho is one of Jericho's favorite career moments for a reason.
Booker lived to win Titles. Just like Kane survived being called a "big red retard", just like Big Show survived being called a 500lbs bag of monkey crap, just like Hunter survived being called a boring, big nosed brown-noser. The only talents that were "ethered" were under-talented performers who couldn't get their heat back, like Billy Gunn.
The biggest difference between a Rock promo and a Cena promo is Rock sells intensity. He never let's you forget that he wants to fight the guy. His work with Cena was hit or miss at best, but I saw more classic Rock in the Punk feud.
Uno Venova
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The crowd wasn't havin none of that
Oh, wasn't watching before the break.
Pop-O-Matic
Banned
But you're gonna look like a tool running around with a cape in public.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Last two Rock runs sucked. His humor sucked. He blew up in the ring in about 10 minutes. He wasn't nearly as cool as The Rock, he was just Dwayne Johnson, reciting his old cornball lines without any of the ability to sell them.
worldrunover
Member
I would love to go into the office in the morning and throw off my cape and yell "boom!"
HOMEBOY OVER HERE
Banned
it's the wwe's fault. they have no idea who to cheer for...
on a serious note: these feuds really need more direction. I'm as confused as the crowd.
Serpentine
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The same can be said for wrestling shirts, might as well go all the way
canadian crowe
Member
What got muted there?
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS
serenewarfare
Banned
Finally caught up with Raw. Thoughts:
- Like the tournament. Helps the title feel at least a bit more meaningful.
- Love that they let Paige use the scorpion crosslock. Got a nice reaction from the crowd.
- Wish the tag match would have actually happened, but fine with the Shield interference.
- Cesaro good as always. Not sure what he's supposed to be, face or heel, because they handed out Cesaro Section signs.
- Surprised Sheamus won. Expected to see Cesaro vs. Swagger in the finals.
- Wyatt promo was amazing.
- Fuck John Cena. Fuck everything about John Cena. I hope he tears both his ACLs on the way out the arena tonight. Completely tone deaf.
- Surprised Emma was beaten by such a weak looking spot.
- Kane seems like he's on the verge of a character shift. Not sure if it's a face turn though.
- Like the tournament. Helps the title feel at least a bit more meaningful.
- Love that they let Paige use the scorpion crosslock. Got a nice reaction from the crowd.
- Wish the tag match would have actually happened, but fine with the Shield interference.
- Cesaro good as always. Not sure what he's supposed to be, face or heel, because they handed out Cesaro Section signs.
- Surprised Sheamus won. Expected to see Cesaro vs. Swagger in the finals.
- Wyatt promo was amazing.
- Fuck John Cena. Fuck everything about John Cena. I hope he tears both his ACLs on the way out the arena tonight. Completely tone deaf.
- Surprised Emma was beaten by such a weak looking spot.
- Kane seems like he's on the verge of a character shift. Not sure if it's a face turn though.
Professor Beef
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I'll enjoy him twice as much in your honor.
Pop-O-Matic
Banned
Wrestling Shirts > MMA Shirts (Tapout, Ed Hardy, etc.) > Fucking capes.
worldrunover
Member
So, Cesaro vs Barrett in the final and Swagger costs Cesaro the match? Then we get Barrett/Big E and Swagger/Cesaro at the PPV? Cool?
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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You'll like him after he's dead.
Professor Beef
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MMA shirts are way better than wrestling shirts. That mainstream appeal, brother.
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