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[Dick Justice]

That's not how you book heels and faces. The heel dominates then the face finally gets his glory. A fluke victory does nothing for a heel, and it does nothing for a payoff.

Is Jack Swagger the underdog? When did he turn face? I don't think he did, so what are they doing?

This is WWE. Don't think too hard about it.

 

[Vylash]

Cody's here to do some straight jobbin'

 

[krae_man]

Wow Cena has huge hands

Why are kids wearing clown mask things and singing sad

i dont get it

Years of HGH use will do that to ya.

 

[Gorillaz]

so now Cena has to overcome bizarro evil Cenation.

Cena is now battling alternate universes.

There are levels to this shit

 

[ramoisdead]

Would be cool if they show that Kane mask in the glass case skit again only this time Kane punches through the glass and takes the mask.

 

[PInk Tape]

http://youtu.be/0kcF7E69C6Q
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Shit is still horrendous. Not as bad as the Crazy Bus theme though.

 

[Serpentine]

Why? RVD and Cesaro are both faces. Swagger and Cesaro have history, and it would elevate both guys. And they'd have better matches than RVD would with Cesaro.

What is the point.

he's not really a straight up heel or face, but i agree on your latter points

you askin for too much reason bruh

 

[GQman2121]

The thing about Cena is that he's actually so shit that he's transcended the good guy/bad guy image of wrestlers past. People booing would likely support him if he went heel. He could be the most over person in the company.

 

[polyh3dron]

What's the crowd chanting?

 

[Vylash]

"We Want Sting!"

 

[Sephzilla]

does anyone miss when goldust acted like goldust?

 

[TL21xx]

What's the crowd chanting?

We Want Sting

EDIT: Beaten like a ginger walking down the ramp.

 

[giancarlo123x]

Shit is still horrendous. Not as bad as the Crazy Bus theme though.

Curiosity got the best of me. My fucking ears.

 

[blackaroni]

does anyone miss when goldust acted like goldust?

Ugh, yes. I miss it very much.

 

[Kacho]

I wonder where Big E is standing right now. Is Corey Graves leaning besides him?

Lol

 

[polyh3dron]

The thing about Cena is that he's actually so shit that he's transcended the good guy/bad guy image of wrestlers past. People booing would likely support him if he went heel. He could be the most over person in the company.

He'd be even worse as a heel than he has been as a babyface. Hollywood Cena would crash and burn.

 

[Mengetsu]

We Want Sting

And this is why this crowd sucks.

 

[PInk Tape]

Curiosity got the best of me. My fucking ears.

I'm sorry

 

[Keyser Soze]

You want Sting? I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS

 

[Heel]

"We Want Sting!"

The Threat of Sting is spiking ratings every week, friends.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Now Cody is jobbing? I'm seriously about to be done with WWE.

 

[Vylash]

Straight jobbin'

 

[krae_man]

LOL Cody trying to beat Del Rio with Jumping Nothing. Del Rio invented Jumping Nothing.

 

[Big One]

Speaking of Sting what song do you think they'll use for his debut? I'm thinking Man Called Sting cause it has a catchy tune to it. The crow theme wouldn't do much unless his debut is going to be in the rafters. MIddle ground between the two would be Seek & Destroy but I'm doubting WWE will be getting the rights to that.

 

[Serpentine]

we're turning Cody too huh

 

[ScribbleD]

does anyone miss when goldust acted like goldust?

I miss every match of his ending with the same exchange

*Goldust sets up to kick his opponent in the dick*

Ref: Don't you kick him in the dick, Goldust, or I'm gonna have to disqualify you.

*Goldust starts going for it*

Ref: I'm warning you! Don't you do it!

*Goldust kicks his opponent in the dick*

DING DING DING.

 

[BHZ Mayor]

Cody getting buried as fuck.

 

[Phatmac]

Crowd couldn't give less of a shit lol

 

[ramoisdead]

Cody needs to go back to his Dr. Doom heel gimmick.

 

[abstract alien]

Cody getting buried as fuck.

Gotta go to that dark place for villain Cody to emerge again.

 

[slit]

Speaking of Sting what song do you think they'll use for his debut? I'm thinking Man Called Sting cause it has a catchy tune to it. The crow theme wouldn't do much unless his debut is going to be in the rafters. MIddle ground between the two would be Seek & Destroy but I'm doubting WWE will be getting the rights to that.

If his debut involves the Shield there is no way they go with "Man Called Sting" theme.

 

[Freezasaurus]

Cody getting buried as fuck.

I know, I thought "No way he taps to this jobber" just before he tapped to that jobber.

 

[BassForever]

I miss every match of his ending with the same exchange

*Goldust sets up to kick his opponent in the dick*

Ref: Don't you kick him in the dick, Goldust, or I'm gonna have to disqualify you.

*Goldust starts going for it*

Ref: I'm warning you! Don't you do it!

*Goldust kicks his opponent in the dick*

DING DING DING.

This reminds me of one of the N64 wrestling game my friends made me play, I always played this character with a dragon mask and spammed one move that was a throw where he threw the opponent to the ground and did a head butt to the guys crotch and a DING sound would play and the audience would go "OOOOHHHHH"

 

[zomaha]

cody really needed a botched moonsault

 

[truly101]

Shit is still horrendous. Not as bad as the Crazy Bus theme though.

Theres a version of the Crazy Bus theme thats extremely slowed down, sounds like something you'd hear during the stargate sequence of 2001

 

[Sephzilla]

ill say this about my wii-u. it makes surfing gaf while watching raw super easy

 

[Man God]

ill say this about my wii-u. it makes surfing gaf while watching raw super easy

Yep, use it every single time I watch a PPV.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

http://youtu.be/0kcF7E69C6Q
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Here we go. This is what I'm talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i1tvs-dpSk&list=PL65E58ED198DBB610#t=642

Probably not exactly Resident Evil but it's what came up in my mind when I first heard his theme.

 

[NastyBook]

I miss every match of his ending with the same exchange

*Goldust sets up to kick his opponent in the dick*

Ref: Don't you kick him in the dick, Goldust, or I'm gonna have to disqualify you.

*Goldust starts going for it*

Ref: I'm warning you! Don't you do it!

*Goldust kicks his opponent in the dick*

DING DING DING.

Reminds me of that Key & Peele football sketch. I'd love to see Goldust feeling dudes up in the ring again. His claim to fame was making his opponent feel SUPER uncomfortable. Now he's just a good technical wrestler. Torn on the trade off.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

ill say this about my wii-u. it makes surfing gaf while watching raw super easy

Elaborate plz.

 

[Sephzilla]

Reminds me of that Key & Peele football sketch. I'd love to see Goldust feeling dudes up in the ring again. His claim to fame was making his opponent feel SUPER uncomfortable. Now he's just a good technical wrestler. Torn on the trade off.

the world is way too PC now for 90s goldust

 

[Sblargh]

... Is this breakup going to lead into Goldust retiring?

 

[redmetal86]

Yes! Back in red!

 

[Vylash]

RUSEV TIME!

 

[ScribbleD]

Paul whispering softly to Cesaro, "My client, Brock Lesnar, conquered the streak."

 

[Judderman]

RISE

 

[blackaroni]

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Time for the best theme in the business.

 

[Raw64life]

Well it's been like 5 times in a row now. NEMANYA is officially dead

 

[Gorillaz]

all red everything amirite