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[Septimus Prime]

The question is rhetorical. Of course they are.

One utensil is both a terrible fork and an awful spoon at the same time.

I don't know why Popeyes gives these out instead of real forks.

 

[Dsyndrome]

The question is rhetorical. Of course they are.

One utensil is both a terrible fork and an awful spoon at the same time.

I don't know why Popeyes gives these out instead of real forks.

Because scooping up rice with a fork can fucking suck.

 

[Days like these...]

I've always eaten rice with a fork. WTF man?

 

[Crayon]

The worst utensil is the chopstick when you can't find the other chopstick.

 

[Switch Back 9]

I don't even like forks most of the time.

Spoon + knife (if necessary) for almost any food.

 

[Rhaknar]

The worst utensil is the chopstick when you can't find the other chopstick.

this made me laugh more than it should have

 

[HTupolev]

I've been contemplating getting one of these things.

So magnificent.

 

[Haly]

No it's these things.

 

[hateradio]

No it's these things.

Maybe they're just for decoration.

 

[Anon67]

Knives are pretty pointless. Just use the edge of a fork...

 

[Kurdel]

I've been contemplating getting one of these things.

So magnificent.

I had a spork once, it was terrible.

It's only good for scraping and scooping, no stabbing.

 

[makingmusic476]

Knives are pretty pointless. Just use the edge of a fork...

On a steak?

 

[old manatee]

Sporks are the funniest utensil, not the most efficient.

 

[SMattera]

Troll post?

They're the best for any stir fry rice meal. Bought half a dozen from crate and barrel and use them all the time.

 

[Reverend Funk]

Knives are pretty pointless. Just use the edge of a fork...

Why even go that far, I typically just karate chop my food in hald

 

[chrisPjelly]

Plates are pretty dogshit too, eh? Why use them when you can just dump all of your spaghetti on the table and just wipe the aftermath when you're done?

 

[EVOL 100%]

As someone who used them for nearly two years during the army, I can confirm thay yes, they are the worst utensil of all time

 

[Haly]

Plates are pretty dogshit too, eh? Why use them when you can just dump all of your spaghetti on the table and just wipe the aftermath when you're done?

Disgusting.

Just eat it out of the pot. Saves you some dishwashing time.

 

[leng jai]

How is it any worse of a spoon than a normal spoon outside of drinking soup?

 

[DiscoJer]

I think butter knives are really the worst. Their only use is spreading butter or jelly/jam and really, you can do the same with a regular knife or a spoon.

(Okay, a little hard to cut a stick of butter with a spoon, but not impossible)

 

[capitalCORN]

I think butter knives are really the worst. Their only use is spreading butter or jelly/jam and really, you can do the same with a regular knife or a spoon.

(Okay, a little hard to cut a stick of butter with a spoon, but not impossible)

Butter should be room temp anyways.

 

[HardRojo]

The worst utensil is the chopstick when you can't find the other chopstick.

Use it to stab the meat and eat off of it. Done.

 

[HTupolev]

(Okay, a little hard to cut a stick of butter with a spoon, but not impossible)

This is only a good excuse if you're in a cold area and your heater isn't working.

 

[99Luffy]

The worst utensil is the chopstick when you can't find the other chopstick.

Ive come up with a utensil that combines the best features of the chopstick, fork, and spoon.

 

[Frostburn]

They are for sure.

Speaking of utensils, cheap ass plastic forks (Both the kind that snap at any sort of resistance or bend completely like a freaking piece of rubber) as also hot trash.

 

[Haly]

Just need to put an edge on there for a knife as well.

 

[Crayon]

Just need to put an edge on there for a knife as well.

And make it five pounds so you can hammer with it, too. For crabs and coconuts n shit.

This really is going to be the utensil of kings.

 

[1upsuper]

Sporks are fine. Foons, on the other hand...

 

[Familienoberhauptvogel]

The worst utensil is the chopstick when you can't find the other chopstick.

that just means shish kebab

 

[Crispy75]

It spoons! It forks! It knifes!
Space age titatnium!
Only 20 grams!

 

[Crayon]

that just means shish kebab

Have you ever tried to make a poached egg kebab? It's pathetic.

 

[Familienoberhauptvogel]

Have you ever tried to make a poached egg kebab? It's pathetic.

just batter and deep fry it first.

 

[Crayon]

just batter and deep fry it first.

Well then it's finger food and you can do whatever with the remaining chopstick with no consequence. The fingers are the most nihilistic utensil.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

Hell no. Eating domino's pizza with a spork was my elementary school experience.

 

[Familienoberhauptvogel]

Well then it's finger food and you can do whatever with the remaining chopstick with no consequence. The fingers are the most nihilistic utensil.

you just submerged it in oil completely, skewer that shit.

 

[TheXfactor]

Knives are pretty pointless. Just use the edge of a fork...

that got me wondering, is there such thing as a fork and knife combined? do people use them?

 

[Crayon]

you just submerged it in oil completely, skewer that shit.

Chicken fried chopstick.

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Hey guys how about a tiny chainsaw instead of a knife? Is that smart?

 

[gnomed]

It spoons! It forks! It knifes!
Space age titatnium!
Only 20 grams!

What about trongs?
https://youtu.be/vuQY2aDyoKs

 

[SigSig]

It spoons! It forks! It knifes!
Space age titatnium!
Only 20 grams!

I was in tears until I saw this abomination.

 

[Glowingmonx]

It spoons! It forks! It knifes!
Space age titatnium!
Only 20 grams!

 

[the_batman]

i actually haven't seen a spork in person in a long time.

 

[Dusk Golem]

(Okay, a little hard to cut a stick of butter with a spoon, but not impossible)

You know what would be the perfect amendment for that?



























A spork.

 

[Monocle]

You're the worst utensil.

Sporks are awesome.

 

[Pepboy]

The question is rhetorical. Of course they are.

One utensil is both a terrible fork and an awful spoon at the same time.

I don't know why Popeyes gives these out instead of real forks.

Plastic ones? yes.

Metal sporks are great for camping. How much of a fork's sprong do you actually consistently use?

 

[1upsuper]

Incredible.

 

[gfxtwin]

I'm a bare hands man, myself.

 

[Dusk Golem]

that got me wondering, is there such thing as a fork and knife combined? do people use them?

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I've been contemplating getting one of these things.

So magnificent.

Looks like something for babies.

 

[| Praxis |]

 

[Xrenity]

I miss sp0rsk