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Are You A Fat Man Who Eats Cake?

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Drozmight

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Just now I went to the front desk and found a fat man eatin' cake. I looked at him and I said, "Oh hey buddy, you a fat man eatin' cake or what?" He replied, "Why yes, Drozmight, I most certainly am." He asked if I would also like some cake, and I replied, "No thanks my fat friend. I'm trying to loose weight." I bid him a fond farewell and walked out the door into the MUGGY Atlanta night. I skipped down the road to a conveniece store where I bought a box of doghnuts. Upon my return I saw someone unloading thier baggage from a horseless carriage and yelled, "HARK! I've doughnuts!" They gazed upon my silhouette and ran, frightened into the building. I walked past the man at the desk and said, "Hello fat man, I've doughnuts and they didn't care." That's when I returned to my room.

I need to get dreeeeeunk...
 
why are people saying loose now in place of lose?


Ive noticed this more and more lately




"You're a Looser!"

"Loose weight"



im just waiting for...."go on now...get loost!"
 
i shit you not, my dad came by today wearing a Days of Thunder windbreaker. As in Days of Thunder the movie. I was too stunned to ask him wear the F he got it.
 
ZombieSupaStar said:
why are people saying loose now in place of lose?


Ive noticed this more and more lately




"You're a Looser!"

"Loose weight"



im just waiting for...."go on now...get loost!"

Thank you for that, seriously. That was the only reason for my reply, and you took care of it.
 
We had to deal with a Dog Nut at work. I don't know why they call it that. Funny to see the same expression on this forum.
 
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