Just now I went to the front desk and found a fat man eatin' cake. I looked at him and I said, "Oh hey buddy, you a fat man eatin' cake or what?" He replied, "Why yes, Drozmight, I most certainly am." He asked if I would also like some cake, and I replied, "No thanks my fat friend. I'm trying to loose weight." I bid him a fond farewell and walked out the door into the MUGGY Atlanta night. I skipped down the road to a conveniece store where I bought a box of doghnuts. Upon my return I saw someone unloading thier baggage from a horseless carriage and yelled, "HARK! I've doughnuts!" They gazed upon my silhouette and ran, frightened into the building. I walked past the man at the desk and said, "Hello fat man, I've doughnuts and they didn't care." That's when I returned to my room.
I need to get dreeeeeunk...
I need to get dreeeeeunk...