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[Boogie]

I'm a manly man. I have hair on my chest.

 

[krypt0nian]

I am of the preferred homosexual sect.

No posing here. Everyone is simply playing catch up.

 

[Stench]

I think there needs to be a clear distinction made here.

Compare this...

..to this:

THAT is the difference between a metrosexual and a nicely-dressed individual. If you take offense to the metro, fine - they don't exactly conform to my own personal tastes, either. But just because someone gives an attempt to make themselves look decent doesn't mean they're a bunch of butt-plugging panzies.

 

[Lo-Volt]

God, no. That's just too expensive a hobby. I'll just stick to gay.

 

[FairyD]

I should become a metrosexual. At least then people would sit next to me on the bus. You feel as if you have some sort of disease when the bus is jam packed where everyone is standing around, every seat is full except the ones next to you.

 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Why the fuck would you want people to sit by you on a bus? Bus people are always shit balls insane. That's why they ride the bus. Too fucking crazy to get a driver's license. I swear I can sit on any kind of public transportation and within 10 minutes have a guy beat off into a dixie cup while sitting next to me.

Whatever you're doing, keep on doing it .

 

[Companion Cube]

I try to take care of my face with various products. If I don't, I get mad pimples. Other than that, I'm not crazy about trying to keep up an appearance.

 

[FoneBone]

I'm gay, I don't use hair gel, and I have virtually no fashion sense whatsoever. Let's not stereotype, OK?

 

[Boogie]

I'm gay, I don't use hair gel, and I have virtually no fashion sense whatsoever. Let's not stereotype, OK?

But stereotypes are fun!

For example, I'm a loser who's never had a real girlfriend. That must mean that I'm skinny, pasty-white, socially maladjusted and have no life outside of the internet!

 

[Mupepe]

No. Ask Miguel or Himuro

 

[FoneBone]

I would say that the first sentence would at least confirm the "socially maladjusted" part, regardless of the rest. No offense.

 

[Boogie]

I would say that the first sentence would at least confirm the "socially maladjusted" part, regardless of the rest. No offense.

Yeah. Well. Fuck you.

 

[FoneBone]

Yeah. Well. Fuck you.

Hey, I'm not trying to insult you. You're the one calling yourself a loser. How do you define "socially maladjusted," anyway?

 

[Boogie]

Hey, I'm not trying to insult you. You're the one calling yourself a loser. How do you define "socially maladjusted," anyway?

Look, I dunno. The fact is that whenever anybody finds out about my "status" they practically have their jaws agape in surprise and disbelief

 

[Agent Dormer]

I am not, but I will attest to the fact that StrikerObi is one of the biggest metrosexuals I know.

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

WTF is going on?

Whats with the metrosexual crap all over the place?

I actually overheard 2 guys talking about some latest Cologne and i couldn't stop laughing. Why are guys all over the place acting like women? Both guys talked in a soft kinda voice too.

I don't get it.

The point of being a metrosexual is to get laid, with a decent chick. I would have thought that was obvious.

 

[norinrad21]

The point of being a metrosexual is to get laid, with a decent chick. I would have thought that was obvious.

Get out of here.

I meet women all the time and most only discover my shame[which is playing videogames] when i have them over in my apartment and i still get laid, i have no problem with my jeans and t-shirts. Guys who know how to talk to women do not need to act in any strange way.

According to your logic, for a guy to get laid, he needs to behave like he takes it up the ass. I live in Amsterdam and its full of gay people and even they don't act like these metrosexuals missy.

 

[lexy]

Get out of here.

I meet women all the time and most only discover my shame[which is playing videogames] when i have them over in my apartment and i still get laid, i have no problem with my jeans and t-shirts. Guys who know how to talk to women do not need to act in any strange way.

According to your logic, for a guy to get laid, he needs to behave like he takes it up the ass. I live in Amsterdam and its full of gay people and even they don't act like these metrosexuals missy.

Don't take it so literally, she didn't say that you had to be a metrosexual to get laid.

 

[Vormund]

I'm a manly man. I have hair on my chest.

eww hair. I just waxed the hair around my nipples.

Hurt a bit.

 

[demon]

cologne is made for MEN. How is talking about cologne feminene?

Women also respond to cologne a lot stronger than men respond to perfume. Cologne makes women attracted to you.....it's so gay.

 

[DCX]

I am metro and quite proud of it. There is nothing better than the sensation of knowing you look nice and smell nice. The motivation isn't so much for yourself but knowing you have done your best to attract the opposite sex. I have used Bjore pore Strips, i like to smell good, i shape my eye brows, keep my nails trimmed, i keep my body hair to a minimum and always shave and trim my face. I don't give two shits what anyone says...it's who i am, it's not about being gay and not accepting it, it's about taking pride in one's appearance for them selfs and their partners.

DCX

 

[Mr Gump]

WTF is going on?

Whats with the metrosexual crap all over the place?

I actually overheard 2 guys talking about some latest Cologne and i couldn't stop laughing. Why are guys all over the place acting like women? Both guys talked in a soft kinda voice too.

I don't get it.

you heard them talking about cologne?

What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you? Cologne? OH SHIT BIG FUCKING DEAL. You got problems kid.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Women also respond to cologne a lot stronger than men respond to perfume. Cologne makes women attracted to you.....it's so gay.

so very gay. If only thoset guys had been talking about the latest anime, or playing their DS, now THOSE are some manly man activities!