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[Stouffers]

On all the Covid statistics websites, they break down numbers on age, sex, race and location. Now I’m just a simple Southerner, but shouldn’t they gather stats on how people ingest the air around them?

I find myself breathing out me mouth pretty often, especially when exercising and sleeping. Because the air is entering my mouth and not my nose, does that make me more or less susceptible to severe covid?

 

[teezzy]

I breathe through my pores. Its why I'm always naked.

Look into it.

 

[Stouffers]

I breathe through my pores. Its why I'm always naked.

Look into it.

Look into what? Your naked pores?

 

[teezzy]

Look into what? Your naked pores?

 

[Stouffers]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I always knew it.

 

[Mihos]

Naomi Watts should be dead within a week of true

 

[Stouffers]

I always knew it.

You’re a real piece of scheisse, but I still love you

 

[Stiflers Mom]

You’re a real piece of scheisse, but I still love you

(love you too, mate... (no homo) ).

 

[Stouffers]

(love you too, mate... (no homo) ).

 

[teezzy]

 

[Rentahamster]

Probably

 

[Stouffers]

Probably

Medical implications aside, I’m getting real sick of the hard bigotry against us mouth-breathers. One could argue we‘re actually more evolved: Would you rather inhale through two tiny hair-filled snot caves or 1 large fleshy hole? Another way of putting it: would you rather have two baby-acorn penises or 1 massive donkey dong?

 

[Rentahamster]

Another way of putting it: would you rather have two baby-acorn penises or 1 massive donkey dong?

Depends if that donkey dong gives me pneumonia or not.

 

[Nymphae]

One could argue we‘re actually more evolved

Nose breathing provides benefits that mouth breathing does not, plus you don't look like a tool.

 

[Stouffers]

Nose breathing provides benefits that mouth breathing does not, plus you don't look like a tool.

Receipts?

 

[Nymphae]

Receipts?

Use google it's pretty well known that it's better for you.

 

[Stouffers]

Use google it's pretty well known that it's better for you.

So talking out your ass? If not for breathing or talking, what do you use your mouth for?

 

[Nymphae]

So talking out your ass? If not for breathing or talking, what do you use your mouth for?

I know you use it for eating

 

[Ailynn]

*Breathing intensifies*

 

[eot]

I breathe through my pores. Its why I'm always naked.

Look into it.

Such a butterfly

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

So talking out your ass? If not for breathing or talking, what do you use your mouth for?

Biting off dicks

 

[Stouffers]

I know you use it for eating

I SHARED THAT IN CONFIDENCE, Nymphae

 

[levyjl1988]

I breathe through my pores. Its why I'm always naked.

Look into it.

I understood that reference.