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[Cyberpunkd]

I'm not sure what modern society's obsession with labelling things is all about.

Gives you a sense of belonging, comfort in being part of a larger movement as well as convenient list of allies / enemies to support / be outraged by.

 

[INC]

So if you're 'straight' you WOULD bang a bloke who's had his penis turned inside out into a fanny

'Super straight' is someone who WOULDNT bang a bloke who's had his penis turned inside out into a fanny

'straight' is sounding pretty gay now tbh

 

[West Texas CEO]

Spoiler

Keep in mind that this is mostly satire.

 

[Rayven_king]

Labels. Labels everywhere

if everybody has a label we will no longer have special snowflakes telling us how important they are

 

[OmegaHunter]

I am proudly superstraight, I feel like I have struggled with my identity for a long time until finding out there was a word for people like me. I feel a lot safer now just knowing there are others out there.

I'm ready to come out of the closet to my family and friends. I'm even going to tell my wife!

 

[SJRB]

 

[INC]

I am proudly superstraight, I feel like I have struggled with my identity for a long time until finding out there was a word for people like me. I feel a lot safer now just knowing there are others out there.

I'm ready to come out of the closet to my family and friends. I'm even going to tell my wife!

Perhaps we'll get our own day, and we can start cancelling programs because they had straight people playing super straight characters

 

[Cyberpunkd]

So if you're 'straight' you WOULD bang a bloke who's had his penis turned inside into a fanny

'Super straight' is someone who WOULDNT bang a bloke who's had his penis turned inside out into a fanny

'straight' is sounding pretty gay now tbh

 

[Cyberpunkd]

if everybody has a label we will no longer have special snowflakes telling us how important they are

But everyone will have a different label so everyone is still a snowflake in their own right.

 

[INC]

 

[UnNamed]

I identify myself as Maximum Straight Remastered.

 

[Meicyn]

I identify myself as Maximum Straight Remastered.

Super Straight Fighter II: Championship Edition

 

[Lady Bird]

The bottom pic describes some places perfectly.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

The bottom pic describes some places perfectly.

“Straight cis”?

So I have TWO labels?

 

[GeorgPrime]

 

[Mitsuda Maniac]

Why would you call yourself super straight when it's literally the same thing as being straight?

Yup. Of course straight men dont like dick or remnants of dick. Should not even need to be said

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Why would you call yourself super straight when it's literally the same thing as being straight?

It's a made-up thing to piss off toxic LGBT Twitter types and their allies. Seems like it's working.

 

[SJRB]

It's a made-up thing to piss off toxic LGBT Twitter types and their allies. Seems like it's working.

Exactly this.

 

[Ten_Fold]

I would NEVER date or even touch anyone from the LGBTQ community. I only like biological born women.

 

[Woo-Fu]

Everybody is, right up until they aren't.

 

[CGiRanger]

I would NEVER date or even touch anyone from the LGBTQ community. I only like biological born women.

I would certainly be wary of someone who felt the need to belong to a "community" first and foremost aside from being their own individual.

 

[Larlight]

I'm super straight. I only let my homies hold my dick cause a girl might make it gay with her soft hands.

 

[Rest]

That's just called straight.

 

[Somebody_Important]

I'm ultra straight

 

[MilkyJoe]

I'm Mega Straight

 

[GeorgPrime]

I have an ultra straight instinct.

Beat this.

 

[Fushitsusha]

When is the annual super straight parade?

 

[caffeware]

When is the annual super straight parade?

Don't worry. It's coming

 

[VN1X]

Don't worry. It's coming

 

[Codiox]

im super straight ssj4

 

[SJRB]

 

[Fbh]

I'm Super Straight Blue. A.k.a Superstraight god Superstraight.

You can only achieve it by holding hands with 5 other superstraight dud...................wait a minute!!!

 

[PanzerAzel]

I can appreciate a good looking male form as much as I can a woman. While I’ve never acted on the fantasy, I’ve humored them many a times.

If the right circumstances arose with a female aside me, I might experiment with a third party. I can see both sides, but with that said, I’ve no interest whatsoever in actual intercourse with a man. Does nothing for me.

 

[INC]

So whats super gay? Apart from xbox

 

[West Texas CEO]

I'm Mega Straight

 

[Elektro Demon]

Yeah I'm superstraight. I don't want to date a girl who had a dick at some point.

 

[eot]

Why would you call yourself super straight when it's literally the same thing as being straight?

Because people argue straight means you're attracted to the female gender, which includes anyone who identifies as female.

It's much more of an issue for lesbians though

 

[OneBigPuss]

Because people argue straight means you're attracted to the female gender, which includes anyone who identifies as female.

It's much more of an issue for lesbians though

They should take a glass of water because they can't think straight.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I'm so straight I can't bend over. It's really inconvenient.

 

[Airola]

So whats super gay? Apart from xbox

 

[INC]

Fair

 

[belmarduk]

So if you're 'straight' you WOULD bang a bloke who's had his penis turned inside out into a fanny

'Super straight' is someone who WOULDNT bang a bloke who's had his penis turned inside out into a fanny

'straight' is sounding pretty gay now tbh

I always thought it was funny that when Americans say fanny, they mean buttocks
However when Brits say it, it means vagina.

 

[INC]

I always thought it was funny that when Americans say fanny, they mean buttocks
However when Brits say it, it means vagina.

We were here first, so fanny mean clunge, end of.

 

[Vestal]

Honestly.....

 

[CrapSandwich]

We were here first, so fanny mean clunge, end of.

You guys don't even have a word for this thing:

This is an actual biscuit. Which also happens to be slang for vagina in American.

 

[INC]

You guys don't even have a word for this thing:

This is an actual biscuit. Which also happens to be slang for vagina in American.

Looks like a beta scone, have a word with yaself

 

[Meicyn]

Looks like a beta scone, have a word with yaself

lmao no one likes british food

you can taste the bland just by looking at that thing

 

[INC]

lmao no one likes british food

you can taste the bland just by looking at that thing

You get a 'biscuit' is basically an American savoury scone right?

So you've literally just called what you're bragging about bland

You get that?.........

 

[CrapSandwich]

You get a 'biscuit' is basically an American savoury scone right?

So you've literally just called what you're bragging about bland

You get that?.........

I feel like we've just shown a caveman a spaceship and asked him to describe what it is.

 

[INC]

I feel like we've just shown a caveman a spaceship and asked him to describe what it is.

Shiny?