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[Mike Works]

<Everyone> speech, speech, speech, Speech, Speech, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, speech, speech.....

*everyone looks at each other, looking to see who they're chanting to give a speech*

<Buster> SPEECH!

<Michael> *sigh* Alright, I'll give a speech.

<GOB> typical...

 

[Drozmight]

That was the best one this season if only for Gob's sexual harrasment speech:

"And please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice (bleep)ing or (bleep)ing or finger(bleep) or (bleep)sting or (bleep)ing or even (bleep), even though so many people in this office are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay, I'll take off my pants, I'll shave my (bleep). And I'll personally (bleep) you in the (bleep)."

Ahahaha. I forgot about that, and the suit. COMON!!!

 

[Trakball]

Where did those first two quotes come from? I don't seem to remember them. Were they in those parts about "On the next episode". Sometimes they've been cut off from the torrent files.

From the first season, the episode after (or maybe the same one) GOB gets shanked by White Power Bob. There's was a callback to it recently, when Standwell gave GOB the baseball glove.

 

[bionic77]

Greatest GOB moment: giving the sexual harrassment speech to the stunned and scared looking Bluth Company staff before the christmas party

The best part of that episode is when Buster shows his mother his "Army awards". :lol

 

[DMczaf]

The best part of that episode is when Buster shows his mother his "Army awards". :lol

"The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing."

"Now if you'll excuse me, they are putting me in something called Hero Squad"

:lol :lol

 

[Lathentar]

From the first season, the episode after (or maybe the same one) GOB gets shanked by White Power Bob. There's was a callback to it recently, when Standwell gave GOB the baseball glove.

No, I'm pretty sure that was from the final episode of season 1. With GOB talking about his "deceased" father.

Also, Stillwell... Lucille is Standpoor.

 

[Trakball]

No, I'm pretty sure that was from the final episode of season 1. With GOB talking about his "deceased" father.

Also, Stillwell... Lucille is Standpoor.

We'll agree to disagree on the first one, and for the second one, we're both wrong: it's Sitwell

 

[Lathentar]

We'll agree to disagree on the first one, and for the second one, we're both wrong: it's Sitwell

Doh... you win.

 

[Mike Works]

Does your phone play mp3s? I made a 40 second mp3 from the original song that plays on my phone. If your phone can play mp3s I can send you it.

Please email this to me

edit: This is a $600 banana suit, COME ON!

 

[Litigation Manuel]

I just thought of something. If Lucille 2 lives across the hall from Lucille 1, how do they share a wall?

They're at the end of a hall, so there's a good chance their apartments share a wall beyond the end of the hallway.

"I want to be in that Poof!"

 

[borghe]

the best part of Gob's COMON is when you see him yelling at the liquor guy, and then later in the episode it flashes back to how that happened.. man... that dude is just an ass.. lol...

"Yeah, because I really want to spill liquor all over this $7000 suit.. COMON!!!"

"I want to be in that Poof!"

Gob: Have you seen the new poof?
Michael: His name is Brett and I would appreciate if you would not call him that. We are still recovering from the last discrimination suit.
Gob: No, the magazine for magicians, poof.... wait, brett's gay? hmmm. he may have thought I was coming on to him.

*flashes back to Gob rocking with Brett in his office chair, having brett feel his ass, etc*

or somethintg like that...

god I love that show.

 

[bionic77]

Please email this to me

edit: This is a $600 banana suit, COME ON!

Check your PM.

 

[IntestineBoy]

I just thought of something. If Lucille 2 lives across the hall from Lucille 1, how do they share a wall?

their apartments extend backwards...

but its called comedy. don't go all lord of the rings on us and disect it too much.

 

[Mike Works]

Yeah, so I spent the last 3 days watching all 31 episodes of the show. Fucking awesome. That's all that needs to be said. I'm going to go mormon on my friends and spread the word.

 

[Lathentar]

Yeah, so I spent the last 3 days watching all 31 episodes of the show. Fucking awesome. That's all that needs to be said. I'm going to go mormon on my friends and spread the word.

Time well spent sir.

 

[Bigfoot]

Gob: Have you seen the new poof?
Michael: His name is Brett and I would appreciate if you would not call him that. We are still recovering from the last discrimination suit.
Gob: No, the magazine for magicians, poof.... wait, brett's gay? hmmm. he may have thought I was coming on to him.

*flashes back to Gob rocking with Brett in his office chair, having brett feel his ass, etc*

Also, Ben Stiller (or somebody that looks like him) was in that magazine. This show is great for giving clues about upcoming episodes, so I wouldn't be surprised to see Ben Stiller on a show this year.

Yeah, so I spent the last 3 days watching all 31 episodes of the show. Fucking awesome. That's all that needs to be said. I'm going to go mormon on my friends and spread the word.

I've done the same thing twice, and I've watched all of season one four times.

It is really hard to convince people to watch this show. I've got one friend who refuses to even try it out even though I offered to lend him my DVD season. I think he won't watch it because he wants "to discover new things on his own", and because I found it first, he wouldn't want to like it.

 

[Celicar]

carl weathers is funny. i hope he comes back soon. haha..just thinking about him makes me laugh.

 

[Mike Works]

It is really hard to convince people to watch this show. I've got one friend who refuses to even try it out even though I offered to lend him my DVD season. I think he won't watch it because he wants "to discover new things on his own", and because I found it first, he wouldn't want to like it.

I never watched it once in the first season because the ads just didn't make it appealing at all, which is something FOX really has to work on. NONE of their ads for their comedies make the shows look appealing. They ALWAYS treat the shows like fucking jokers (ie not intelligent), so you end up with crap like, "HAHA TONIGHT ON ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT SEE THIS WACKY FAMILY AND THEIR HILARIOUS HIJINX" and then you get a commercial for 24 which depicts the show as cool and awesome like it really is.

Honestly, if it weren't for the praise on this board, I never would've given it a chance.

 

[Guzim]

Narrator: He’d been particularly fond of a CD of something called The Jerky Boys.

Michael: Hello.

George Michael: Hey, nitz. Hey, jerky. I want to buy a house, Dad. It’s gotta be big.

Michael: You-you said, “Dad,” buddy.

George Michael: Shut up, jerky.

 

[Mike Works]

Narrator: He’d been particularly fond of a CD of something called The Jerky Boys.

Michael: Hello.

George Michael: Hey, nitz. Hey, jerky. I want to buy a house, Dad. It’s gotta be big.

Michael: You-you said, “Dad,” buddy.

George Michael: Shut up, jerky.

The fat mohawk kid keiling over laughing was priceless.

 

[calder]

After much hassling, I finally got my parents and the last 2 of my brothers who already weren't to watch the show. Bonus was I didn't have to lend my DVD set of season one, my mom just finally bought it one day because we kept mentioning it so much. So +4 viewers *and* +1 dvd sale. In my immediate family we now own 4 copies of the first season, so if it ever gets cancelled I get to blame everyone else.

She says that my dad and her think it's "alright" but for them that's high praise considering they've only watched the first 4 eps of season one. My youngest brother still doesn't think he looks that much like George Micheal but my wife, dad and 3 of my brothers all agree they are virtual clones.



At work today we were having a good-bye lunch for some workers and everyone was chattering about CSI and other stupid shows I don't watch. I threw in AD twice but no one watched it, in fact only 1 guy there even knew what I was talking about. I talked up the DVD a bit as being cheap and awesome, but he didn't seem that interested.

 

[bionic77]

Some classic stuff from episode 2.5:

"Climb that wall, homo!"

"They're balls."

"Its a Shemali."

I still can't decide which season I like better.