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Asexual Woman Who 'Hates Sex' Is Marrying Recovered Porn Addict
- Thread starter DeepEnigma
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darrylgorn
Member
BigDeadFreak
Member
That literally describes my perfect day.
gizmopub999
Neo Member
What qualifies as porn “addiction”?
That sounds like a typical day in my life, minus the gym.
Toots
Gold Member
This is an obvious loose-loose situation.
I'm inclined to think that it would have been a match made in heaven if the dude (who looks creepy AF in the first two pics) was STILL a porn addict.
If the woman is asexual she won't mind he uses porn to fullfill the urges she doesn't want to take care of, and if he's a porn addict he won't mind not being intimate with his wife if she doesn't forbid him to watch porn so he'll leave her alone. It is a win-win-win situation (they both win and society wins too with them withdrawing from the gene pool).
I'm inclined to think that it would have been a match made in heaven if the dude (who looks creepy AF in the first two pics) was STILL a porn addict.
If the woman is asexual she won't mind he uses porn to fullfill the urges she doesn't want to take care of, and if he's a porn addict he won't mind not being intimate with his wife if she doesn't forbid him to watch porn so he'll leave her alone. It is a win-win-win situation (they both win and society wins too with them withdrawing from the gene pool).
dr_octagon
Banned
We need Bane dialogue for their conversations.
Paddict: What happens if I take you to dinner?
Asexual: It would be extremely disappointing.
Paddict: You're a hungry gal.
Asexual: For you.
Paddict: What happens if I take you to dinner?
Asexual: It would be extremely disappointing.
Paddict: You're a hungry gal.
Asexual: For you.
chromhound
Member
She might like Anal
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Northeastmonk
Gold Member
Yeah, I’d just get a dog if that’s all I could get.
Lady Redfield
Member
All that forehead and no brain to justify it.
Dirk Benedict
Gold Member
Imagine wanting Peace? Then, taking a nuke warhead up your fucking vagina?
My bad, I'm having a fucked up day, don't pay any attention to my comment. Have a better One.
My bad, I'm having a fucked up day, don't pay any attention to my comment. Have a better One.
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poppabk
Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
It says she will. Poor guy only has to worry about his own pleasure though when doing so, what a sad situation.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
why are Americans like this?
Bernd Lauert
Banned
If it messes up your day to day, it's an addiction.
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
If you feel the need or desire to look at porn while anywhere other than the privacy of your own home it's an addiction. Also if you can't function normally throughout the day without it then it's an addiction.
nush
Member
It's one of the joyless and compulsive class of addictions.
Mistake
Gold Member
Loose-loose situation? What is this? Goatse and the tramp?
Soodanim
Gold Member
“I identify as” makes her sound uncertain about it. You either are or you aren’t.
If there’s one thing she isn’t, it’s loose.
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DragoonKain
Neighbours from Hell
If she hates sex, she married the right guy. Dude couldn't get a girl wet if he came equipped with a super soaker.
nush
Member
She's got a humiliation fetish and he enables her.
"Go on national TV and tell everyone you spent 20 hours a day playing videogames or wanking off. For a good laugh put your face out there so everyone will laugh at you saying you go to the gym. Then I'm going on TV and telling people how much I hate having sex with you and have to fake it".
Kenpachii
Member
What i was thinking, absolute laughable interview. Why the fuck would you ever discuss this in public to start with.
Cyberpunkd
Gold Member
The ultimate cuck.
Also, you are not a sex addict, that implies you having sex. You are a porn addict, big difference.
Also, you are not a sex addict, that implies you having sex. You are a porn addict, big difference.
Cyberpunkd
Gold Member
Social media generation - everything needs to be public, otherwise it has no value. I dread when my kids will grow up.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Leave us out of this.
